Chapter 102: Teasing
The mummy Fan Ping'an expected it right, the person who poisoned him did come to him not long after, and when he saw the little figure, a trace of relief flashed in his eyes, and sure enough, it was not Liu Yun who poisoned him, but this little girl.
Unconvinced, he said: "Maybe it was Liu Yun's reaction before she saw you, and she knew that you had found a problem, so she deliberately sent her daughter over." β
Fan Ping'an said angrily: "Liu Yun loves Ruoruo so much, how could she send her over to die?" It's not that I'm paranoid, it's you who are paranoid. β
"It's so ugly, I didn't expect Miss Ben to come to see you, right?"
Ruoruo jumped in, with a smug face, Fan Ping'an said coldly: "What is the appearance, after I recover, I don't want the appearance." β
"Those are all fake, and they are acceptable, but the thought of having a completely burned face under those handsome appearances is disgusting."
Ruoruo said disdainfully, and then didn't talk much nonsense, stretched out his hand towards Fan Ping'an, and said, "You can't fulfill the promise you made and return the storage ring to me." β
Fan Ping'an blinked and asked with a bit of mockery, "I'm curious why do you think I'll give you back the storage ring?" β
Ruoruo said triumphantly: "Hmph, of course it's because you were poisoned, the Yin Pill, the aggravated version, Miss Ben got it in the formation mage inheritance, if I don't help you detoxify within a day, you will definitely die, and you are injured like this now, can you still fight back?" If you know each other, hurry up and return the storage ring to me, I won't kill you. β
"You poisoned me?"
Fan Ping'an narrowed his eyes slightly and asked, "Why did you poison me, was Mr. Liu asked you to do it?" β
"Mom, that person is too pedantic, she won't deal with you, otherwise why do you need to poison, Mom can kill you directly, okay?"
Ruoruo pursed her lips and said: "Originally, I was dissatisfied with you for robbing my storage ring, but my mother said to be grateful, I won't move you for the time being, but you still beat my mother's idea during this time, and I don't know what to do here with her every day, saying that it is cultivation, but the smile on my mother's face during this time is obviously a lot more, you look so ugly, and now you are disfigured, I will never let you chase my mother, you give me the storage ring, get out yourself." β
"It turned out that I was afraid that someone would snatch Liu Yun, and it was really a child."
Fan Ping'an understood, in fact, this is understandable, if Ruoruo and Liu Yun have been dependent on each other for so many years, they naturally don't mind that their mother has other men, but Liu Yun has really smiled more recently, is it interesting to him? He is an ordinary poor student, is it possible to make a big president like him? This is too much to doubt.
"Nonsense, I'm very happy that my mother can find happiness, but you can't give her happiness, and she looks so ugly, the one who can marry my mother must be a handsome guy, otherwise where to take it, how embarrassing it will be when you introduce it to others."
Ruoruo jumped to her feet, she didn't seem to want to admit it, Fan Ping'an shook her head, the hatred in her heart was a little less, using the meteor step, her body stretched out and grabbed Ruoruo's head, because the other party was just a formation mage, so he didn't use much strength, and Ruoruo was startled when he saw him suddenly make a move, and the light flashed and disappeared, and the next second appeared in the distance.
"I'm rubbing, this is the martial arts world, why did you even teleport out?"
Fan Ping'an was very surprised, Ruoruo patted his chest with palpitations, and said: "I didn't expect you to recover some strength, fortunately, Miss Ben got the baby, you can move freely within the formation range, otherwise you will be planted, hmph, even if you recover your strength, Miss Ben is not afraid of you, hurry up and hand over the storage ring and leave here, otherwise I will never give you detoxification." β
"Of course, you can also go to my mother and complain, if that's the case, I can't help it, but don't call yourself a man in the future, shame."
If you are obviously afraid that Fan Ping'an will sue, so she will be so agitated, under normal circumstances, if a big man is bullied by a little girl, it is impossible to go to the other party's parents, but she is still naΓ―ve, it is really a matter of life and death, how can she not sue?
Of course, Fan Ping'an didn't need to be like this, he glanced at Ruoruo, walked back and sat down again, looking like he didn't care.
Ruoruo was stunned for a moment, and shouted dissatisfiedly in the distance: "Do you think I'm lying, you have really been poisoned and will die soon." β
Fan Ping'an still ignored it, Ruoruo was a child after all, his patience was very poor, and he relied on his ability to teleport, and once again appeared ten meters away from Fan Ping'an, shouting: "Hey, ugly monster, speak, are you deaf?" β
At this moment, Fan Ping'an suddenly burst out, and the distance of ten meters passed in a flash, although Ruoruo felt that something was wrong, but Fan Ping'an was too fast, and before she could teleport away, she had already grabbed Fan Ping'an's slender neck and was lifted up by Fan Ping'an from the ground.
"You let go of me, what do you do, you can't let go of me anymore, I won't detoxify you anymore, without me, you will die."
Ruo Ruo was shocked, and kicked Fan Ping'an with his feet while shouting, but her little feet were useless to Fan Ping'an, Fan Ping'an smiled and grabbed her close to his head, and slowly pasted his big mouth towards her small mouth, and said obscenely: "It's okay, if you don't understand, you won't understand, don't you let me not get close to your mother, then I'll get close to you." β
Fan Ping'an's current appearance is undoubtedly very scary, his face is tied with a bandage, and he can see a blackened face from the gap in the bandage, and he pouts his mouth, which is even more disgusting.
"It's boring."
Fan Ping'an stopped, he was originally scared, and snorted coldly: "You have become soft-hearted, people poisoned you, but you actually just played a prank to scare her, according to your previous practice, you are only afraid of killing her early, right?" β
"She didn't plan to kill me, and I didn't plan to kill her, Liu Yun was barely a friend, there was no need to do too much."
Fan Ping'an shook his head, in fact, he knew that he was still soft-hearted, this is the reason why he has been staying away from others, he knows his character too well, if it doesn't matter, he can be ruthless, but after a long time of contact, he will be soft-hearted when he starts, and now he is almost recuperated, and it is time to leave.
Hades was very dissatisfied with this answer, and said, "The descendants of Hades don't need friends. β
"It's the descendants of the gods who can't make friends, right?"
Fan Ping'an scoffed, it sounds cool that he doesn't need friends, but in fact, he said a lot of tears, and he was suddenly silent, and he shrank rarely.
Fan Ping'an put Ruoruo on the bed and sat down again, after a while, Ruoruo woke up, she was a little confused at first, but when she saw Fan Ping'an, she suddenly remembered everything, and suddenly screamed, and when she saw herself on Fan Ping'an's bed, she became more and more frightened, and shrank in the corner like a rabbit and asked, "What did you do to me?" β
"I didn't do anything, just let the saliva of both sides exchange with each other, and by the way, put some small worms in your body, and you will be my person from now on."
Fan Ping'an said seriously, if Ruoruo heard this, he suddenly cried: "I was actually ruined by such an ugly man, and I won't be able to marry in the future." β
After finishing speaking, the light flashed, if it disappeared, Fan Ping'an rolled his eyes, if it was a handsome guy, wouldn't it be a waste, but an adventure?
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Looking at the empty room, Liu Yunzhi frowned, Fan Ping'an's reaction today made her very puzzled, she suddenly thought of something in a flash of inspiration before, and hurriedly came to the bedroom to find Ruoruo, but she was gone, and there was more and more ominous premonition in her heart, and she was about to go to find Fan Ping'an, at this moment, the light flashed, and Ruoruo's small figure appeared on the bed.
Liu Yun was about to ask, but found that Ruoruo was crying so miserable, she was in a hurry, and quickly asked, "Ruoruo, what's wrong?" β
"Mom, I've been ruined by ugliness."
Ruoruo threw herself into Liu Yun's arms and cried, Liu Yun was stunned, hurriedly checked Ruoruo's body, and found that there seemed to be nothing wrong, and remembered the ugly three words, knowing that it was Ruoruo who called Fan Ping'an, he was angry, grabbed Ruoruo's shoulder and looked at her, and said, "Tell me what you did." β
Ruoruo was taken aback by Liu Yun's rare stern gaze, and then she was very aggrieved, she was ruined, she actually had such an attitude, and said angrily: "What's wrong with poisoning that ugly monster, who let you stay with him all day longer than the time with me, I just want to take back the storage ring and drive him away, what's the matter, now that he has ruined me, do you still blame me?" β
"You actually poisoned you, are you really not afraid of death, Ping An will kill you!"
Liu Yun was shocked and angry, but Ruoruo's accusation made her feel a little guilty in her heart, and she couldn't help asking, "Why did Ping An spoil you?" β
"He kissed me and said that he put a lot of little worms in my body, Mom, will that little worm make me pregnant?"
Ruoruo, whose face was full of tears, cried pitifully, but Liu Yun was amused and angry when she heard this, if she guessed correctly, it should be Fan Ping'an's Heart-Eating Gu, although it is also very terrifying, but unlike that kind of little insect, it is just a forced kiss, and it is okay.
As for being angry, if Ruo Ruo actually went to poison Fan Ping'an, of course she was angry, and at the same time, Fan Ping'an was really, she actually kissed her daughter, if you want to use other methods to devour her heart, after all, Ruo Ruo is just a child, or a girl, see what it scares her? And it's too much to take advantage of his own daughter.
It is normal for Liu Yun to think like this, but after thinking about it, she felt that the safe disposal was already very light, which was considered merciful, she sighed and said with a straight face: "Even if you are pregnant, you asked for yourself, let you poison people." β
Ruoruo cried even more when she heard this, Liu Yun shook her head, hugged her to tell her the truth, and began to popularize the physiological knowledge that every mother will do for her daughter, Ruoruo breathed a sigh of relief, and then thought that she was kissed by the ugly monster, and cried again, Liu Yun couldn't cry or laugh, and finally comforted her, and then went to find Fan Ping'an.
Liu Yun did not ask Fan Ping'an, but apologized and appeased, such an attitude showed that she and Fan Ping'an's originally close relationship began to appear because of Ruoruo.
(End of chapter)