Chapter 302: The street side of the private school
The village owner spoke to Kong De, and Lao De didn't know where the village master was going, and said: "Village master, I'm not fooling people, you see this person, they are so old, they came to our Ping'an Village and cried." Isn't it unusual for this child to cry www.biquge.info an adult to cry? ”
Lao De looked at Conde as he spoke, and then said, "What does this anomaly represent? When things go wrong, it's unlucky. Village master, get him away quickly, otherwise Ping'an Village will probably be finished. ”
The village owners of Kongde all looked at Lao De, and the village owner said: "What you say is too scary." Ping'an Village is coming to an end? Just because he cried? You scare your children, scare us, you can't scare. ”
Lao De said: "Village master, I didn't scare people, think about it, isn't this abnormal?" Why are adults crying when they're fine? It's so abnormal, if he's a kid crying, I won't say anything, but he's an adult? It's so perverse. ”
The village owner said: "Pull it, he won't cry as an adult, hasn't your daughter-in-law cried?" I've met both of them today. One is the fourth daughter-in-law of Wang Lao, and the other is the daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper. ”
That Conde didn't expect that the village master would actually speak to him, and he felt a little puzzled by the village owner. How could this village owner turn to himself, Shicai is in Lao De's private school, he can be said to be the opposite of himself in every word and action. It's like a child doesn't listen to an adult. I was stunned and let myself cry.
The old man looked at the village lord and said, "Others cry because others cry, besides, you say that it is all women crying, this is pure men crying." It's not the same. Village master, this man is unlucky, get him away quickly. After speaking, he stepped forward and said, "Hurry up!" You are very unlucky. ”
Kong De immediately blocked it with the village owner, looked at Lao De and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm hurt because of feelings." The world is turbid, only I am clear, do you know? ”
Lao De raised his hand and said, "You don't talk nonsense, don't you talk nonsense when you say this?" The whole world is turbid, and you are the only one who is clean, are you the only one who is right, how is it possible? ”
Nakhonde said, "Please don't insult me, but speak to me with respect; I am a virtuous man, a virtuous man. What do you mean by two? ”
Lao De bared his teeth and said: "Second, don't you understand? Second, you call your father a son, and you call your father a grandson; You call your mother a girl, and you call your grandmother a granddaughter. That's two, stupid one. ”
Hearing this, Comte opened his eyes and said, "How can you teach students, what are you talking about?" A dirty word is a teacher in vain. ”
Lao De said: "What is it in vain to be a teacher, to treat an unlucky person like you, and to beat you lightly?" ”
As soon as he heard about the beating, Kong De panicked, and used the village owner to block and say: "What kind of teacher are you, scolding and beating people, is there a teacher like you?" I don't think you've read the sages. ”
Lao De said: "Why haven't I read it." I'll tell you, I've read half of the Analects, half of Mencius. My knowledge is not blowing, and I can understand several meanings of the words of Mencius. Can you? ”
Kong De spat at Lao De when he heard this, because the village master spit on the village master's face in one mouthful, and said: "You have also read the Analects of Mencius, you are insulting my Confucian sage, a dirty word, and beating people!" ”
The village owner didn't expect Kong De to spit at the mouth, he was defenseless, he was spit in his face, and he dodged to the side: "Hey! He wiped it with his hand: "Forced!" He said, "What are you spitting in my face?" ”
In fact, Kong De's spit is spitting Lao De, and he spit out in a hurry, and when he saw that the village owner was in the middle, he was afraid that he would vomit on the village owner's face when he panicked and his mouth was crooked. Kong De felt that Lao De was too insulting to the Confucian sages, so he talked about Lao De first. Seeing that the village owner said, Kong De said: "Village master, I didn't mean to, I saw you in the middle, and I panicked for a while, afraid of spitting on your face, afraid of something, so I spit on your face." ”
The village lord said: "I'm unlucky." As he spoke, he pulled up his shirt and wiped his face. After wiping it up, he said to Kong De: "You spit out people first and then spit out, what do you still spit when someone is in the middle?" Do you think you're spitting up? ”
Kong De clenched his fists and lowered his head with a smile and said: "The village owner is not strange, the village owner is the master of a village, even if you go under the eaves, the tiles fall unintentionally, and you won't be angry if they hit your head, let alone me spitting at the mouth." The tiles are heartless, and my spit is also heartless. The village owner is not strange. ”
The village lord said, "You don't know how to talk, I'll tell you." Whether you stay in this village or not, is it not certain? ”
Lao De was told by Kong De that he was really scolding people and was going to beat people, and his behavior was indeed a bit immoral. Lao De thought that he was a virtuous person, and he couldn't be like this. This is only occasionally.
Lao De said: "I am a virtuous person most of the time, scolding and beating people is only an occasional thing, and I will be like this when I encounter something that cannot be solved." You, this person, are really unlucky to Ping'an Village, what is wrong with scolding you and beating you, this is the right place. ”
Kong De said: "You didn't say a word to the ground, why am I unlucky?" I am a virtuous person, a virtuous person, who can only bring benefits to Ping'an Village, but not harm; Is it right to scold and beat people? Scolding and beating people is extremely immoral and wrong. If you still read the Analects of Mencius, I think you are a false Confucian; After only reading the half-step Analects of Mencius, I opened a private school as a teacher to teach students, and I think you are a liar, specializing in cheating money. ”
As soon as he said that he was cheating money, Lao De panicked and hurriedly said: "Who do you say cheats money!" I am a learned person, and the Analects of Mencius are broad and profound, and it is good that I can read half of it! Haven't you heard a phrase? Half of the treatise governs the world, and one article governs the country. Half of the Analects is enough, you haven't heard of it, hurry up and get aside! ”
Kong De said: "Whoever you go to the side, half of the treatise on ruling the world, and one article on military law." You rule the world and set the country, why don't you go to govern it, why don't you go to it, what kind of children do you teach here? ”
Lao De said: "You go up and talk, I am teaching children to cultivate the next generation." Cultivating the next generation is no worse than ruling the world. ”
Kong De said: "You keep your mouth shut, and teach children about your words and deeds?" One dirty word at a time, and bad breath when you speak; He also stretched out his hand to hit people. Let me tell you, with your virtue, you are not worthy to learn from others and teach the next generation? As a teacher, you know how to be a teacher, and you are a role model for students in every word and deed. What can students learn from you? Learn dirty words, learn to beat people? ”
Lao De saw that Kong De was quite able to say, and said: "What's wrong with scolding and beating people, you haven't scolded anyone, haven't you beaten anyone?" I don't believe that you, as a person, have never done anything wrong? ”
When Comte heard this, he replied: "When did I do something wrong? "When I spoke, I suddenly lacked confidence.
Lao De saw that Kong De was not confident enough to speak, and looked at Kong De, but he didn't know why he was not confident. "Haven't you done anything wrong?" ”
Kong De blushed and said, "When did I do something wrong?" ”
Lao De didn't notice that Kong De was blushing, and said, "You haven't done it?" ”
"Nope." Comte replied.
The village owner looked at this Kong De and said in his heart, this Kong De really hasn't done anything bad?
This was supposed to be a wrong thing, but in the village owner, it became a bad thing, and this wrong thing doesn't seem to be the same as a bad thing, but there are similarities.
The village owner was also a little unconvinced, and asked Kong De: "Kong De, you really haven't done anything bad?" ”