"Smack-"

"It hurts!"

Gongshui Sanye only felt a pain in the left side of his face, and instantly opened his sleepy and hazy eyes, and snorted with some anger.

Huh?

After sobering up, Sanye suddenly realized that something was wrong, and frowned, what happened to his voice?

Before the question could be answered, another question followed. She rubbed her eyes blurred by tears, glanced around her location, and gradually widened her eyes! Strange ceiling, no! The whole room is unfamiliar, okay!

Sanye suddenly felt a slight pressure on his chest again, and it was extremely relaxed at this time. Her face froze, and she slowly lowered her head in some doubt...... Gone?!

"Boobs are gone?!"

Sanye couldn't help but scream.

"What's missing?"

Tong Nai, who had been clasping his hands on his hips and was a little annoyed, eased the anger in his heart and asked suspiciously. looked at the frightened brother in front of him, a little inexplicable.

Today's brother is so strange, he overslept in the morning, didn't get up to make breakfast, and looked around when he came together, as if he had just come to this room.

Come on! You've lived in this room all your life, right?

Kirino's brows furrowed, and what made her feel weird the most was that Ile actually looked at his own boobs and shouted something like "boobs are gone".

Feed! It's not good for you to have it, right?

Hearing Kirino voice, Sanye instinctively turned his head to look, and was suddenly amazed. The two-dimensional girl has long brown hair, delicate facial features, a slightly round cute little face, and a petite and slightly slender figure.

This kind of beautiful girl seems to be so beautiful only by those models on TV, right? Itomori Town, a deep mountain town, doesn't seem to have this kind of girl, could it be from outside.

Sanye frowned and looked at Kirino, suddenly opened his mouth inexplicably, and said softly: "Kirino? ”

Although she didn't seem to have seen the girl in front of her, she could call out her name in one mouth. But this girl really has a sense of déjà vu.

Sanye suddenly touched his cheek, that slap seems to be the girl in front of him, right?

"Dry ...... Why? Kirino wondered, and then immediately said, "Hurry up, breakfast...... Uh, I've got it done. Kirino suddenly said as if he was a little weak-hearted. With that, he turned and left.

Seeing the girl leaving, Sanye came back to his senses, and then he had time to check his state at this time. When it was confirmed that his boobs were really gone, Sanye almost cried: What's going on.

Well?

Sanye's body stiffened suddenly, and as soon as he stood up, he found that there seemed to be a lump of existence between his legs!

"This ...... Could it be? No, it won't, right? ”

Her expression suddenly became extremely rich. With his legs open, Sanye walked to the mirror in front of the cabinet on the side a little awkwardly, hesitated, gritted his teeth, and took off his pajama pants.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Sanye was so frightened that his eyes were glazed, and he almost fainted? With teary eyes, she quickly lifted her pants, and accidentally touched the terrible thing that grew on her body, so scared that her pants almost fell down again.

It's fake, right? Hurry up and tell me it's fake!

Yesterday, I fell asleep with the idea of "I want to be a handsome guy in Tokyo in my next life".,Come together.,Although I don't know if it's Tokyo.,But it's true that you've become a handsome guy?! Should I cry or laugh?

Wrong wrong!

After all, Sanye is already a high school student.,Soon calmed down.。 She turned around and sat on the bed, supported her hand and thought: "It's impossible to become a boy anymore, it's impossible to become a boy in this life." ”

"Could it be...... Is it just a dream? "Sanye frowned, if it's a dream, it's too real and illusory, right?

But...... It seems that I am the only one who is dreaming. Sanye touched the unaccustomed short hair with some distress.,Since it's a dream.,It's good to sleep for a while.,It's so sleepy.。

The corners of Sanye's mouth couldn't help but show a happy smile.

Just when Sanye pulled over the quilt and was about to go back to sleep, the mobile phone next to the pillow suddenly rang.

Sanye picked up the phone,Hesitated for a while and turned it on.,It's just a dream.,It's not a peeking at other people's privacy.,That's right! It's just a dream.

Shiyu: "Lejun, why haven't you come to school yet?" ”

Looking at this message, Sanye was stunned, Shiyu, who is that? School? Do I still have to go to school? It's a real and nasty dream. Sanye frowned.

Just when the three leaves didn't know what to do,The phone shook again。

Shiyu: "Is it ...... Raku Takasaka: Which girl did you go to have a room with last night? Did you oversleep last night? Tut-tut, it's really worthy of being a maggot-kun. ”

Sanye looked at the message sent by the "Shiyu" seriously, looked at it, and instantly flushed his cheeks! With a shake of his hand, the phone almost didn't fall off the bed.

"Good...... It's dirty, the name Shiyu sounds like it's supposed to be a girl, isn't it...... Is it a? ”

Sanye blushed and guessed, if Kasumigaoka Shiyu knew that he was inexplicably beaten up by the attributes of an idiot, I don't know if it would hurt his heart.

After a pause, Sanye replied: "I'll go over right away." ”

Sanye reluctantly took off the school uniform on the wall.,Changed it with difficulty.。

At the same time, thinking about it, he should be called Takasaka Le now, and that "Shiyu" directly calls himself "Lejun", there is a very intimate feeling, is it a girlfriend?

Is it a girlfriend calling? Will it be exposed?

Forget it, no matter, try to cover it up, it's just a dream anyway, even if it's exposed, it doesn't matter!

"Hey! Hurry up and eat...... Hurry down! All late. ”

At this time, the voice of the girl named Kirino came again, and her tone seemed to be a little angry.

"It's coming!"

Sanye answered.

Hmm, that girl named Kirino looks like she should be a sister or something, right? But it seems to be as arrogant as the four leaves.,I didn't hear her call sister...... No, it's called brother.

Sanye endured the chill of being rubbed by the lump between his legs,Ran downstairs,It's a shame that the house is not big,She quickly found the bathroom,After a simple wash,Sanye was ready to push open the door of the bathroom,Go to breakfast。

Well,Sister Kirino doesn't seem to be a woman.,The things she makes are so fragrant.,Sanye loosened her nose.。 Huh? Is it a delusion? Suddenly it felt so familiar.

Sanye's body froze suddenly.,Silently retreated to the bathroom.,His face became red inexplicably:I want to go to the toilet......

After a complex and long inner struggle,Sanye gritted his teeth,Close your eyes,Heroic and righteous。

Although he had mustered up his courage, his hands were shaking, and he slowly untied his belt in despair......

"Ahh I'm going crazy......"

After coming out of the bathroom,The whole person of the three leaves is collapsed! Bastard! What the hell is going on with a man's body! Why do I have to hold that horrible thing in my hands and hold it in place!

And this man has a problem with his body! Why don't you come out for half a day?! And it will suddenly shake to your hands! And also! Why do I have to stand up to go to the bathroom?

Shamrock is desperate.

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PS: It is impossible to save manuscripts, and it is impossible in this life!