Chapter 353, Wanted [First Update]
The two detention cells are adjacent.
One is a little crowded, the other is more deserted.
Lin Fan didn't speak, and sat down directly after entering.
In the detention room on the side, a group of thugs who committed the crime looked at Lin Fan a few times, a little puzzled and a little surprised.
After all, the two detention rooms were locked up before, and now one is emptied for Lin Fan to use alone, which is intriguing.
Either Lin Fan is an extremely murderous thug, or he has a special relationship, so he is treated specially.
Looking at Lin Fan's appearance again, he is gentle and elegant, slender and straight, not thin, but he will definitely not be the image of that kind of thug, so many people think that Lin Fan has a lot of money before he is treated specially.
"Forget it, ignore the newcomer, let's continue to talk about ours." I don't know who said it, but a group of thugs talked about themselves again.
Lin Fan sat in his seat and closed his eyes to recuperate, although he didn't deliberately listen, but with his current hearing, he could still hear clearly.
"I said, brother, how did you get in? I think you look so decent, don't you look like you're going to do things like stealing chickens and dogs? A bald guy said.
"How else can you get in? Paralysized, Lao Tzu picked up a rope, sentenced me to steal, and was detained for more than a month, which really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold on me. ”
At this time, a slightly thin man stood up, scolding and scolding, as if he was unlucky.
"Damn, isn't it? Pick up a rope and convict you of stealing? What the is this kind of theft! When the bald guy heard this, he was also upset for the thin young man.
Even Lin Fan was stunned, and after picking up a rope, he was judged to steal, when did Southern Province crack down on crime so strictly?
Who knew that the thin young man came again: "Yes! I couldn't figure it out, and I later found out that there was a dog tied to the leash. ”
I rub!
Lin Fan glared instantly.
You're paralyzed!
If you steal a dog in, say steal a dog and pick up your paralyzed leash.
Lin Fan really wanted to go over and beat that thin man.
"Big brother, how did you get in? Look at your body and fierce face, you should have committed a big case, right? The thin young man looked at the bald man.
The bald guy sighed and looked unfair: "Committed a big bullshit case, Lao Tzu blew up a few fish in the Yanbo River, and then he caught me in." Speaking of which, I'm even more unlucky than you, so I was sentenced to three months. ”
"it, fry a few fish and sentence it to three months? Big brother, are you frying baby fish or what? The young man was surprised, and Lin Fan was also stunned, Yanbojiang had never heard of a national protected animal.
"The baby fish has a hammer, and Lao Tzu will blow up seven or eight carps, and then they will be caught!" The bald guy looked depressed.
"Big brother, according to what you say, you are more unlucky than me! I'm so good at leading a dog, you will be sentenced to three months for frying a few fish, and there is no royal law! "The young man also felt injustice.
"Forget it!" The bald guy sighed, "I also found out later, there was a group of deflated/calves/children playing diving, and this cannon went down and injured two, and someone called the police!" ”
"Damn/, this fish is so lost!" The bald guy touched his bald head, looking unbearable to look back on the past, Lin Fan's eyes suddenly popped out.
Nima!
One steals a dog and says he picked up a rope, and the other hurts someone and says he fried fish, why don't you two die? One can blow more than the other!
"You two, you can." In the past, he had only heard that gangsters liked to brag and fart, but when he saw it today, Lin Fan could be regarded as having gained knowledge!
This isn't an ordinary blow, it's a special blow.
"Brother What, do you listen to your tone of disobedience or what?" Seeing Lin Fan's disgusted expression, the bald guy immediately roared.
"Or do you think your experience is more brilliant than ours?" The thin young man also looked unhappy, in the eyes of the two of them, his experience was enough to be called a legend, and Lin Fan's expression was an insult to them.
"Cut, you're far from me!" Lin Fan snorted coldly, "It's not worth mentioning your little." If I tell you how I got in, I'm sure I'll scare you to death. ”
"What's the matter, could it be that you still killed people and robbed banks?"
"As long as he still kills people and robs banks, stealing a dog is probably half scared to death."
Someone laughed.
"Shut up!" Lin Fan let out a loud shout, and then slowly spoke, "Actually, to be honest, I am a nationally wanted criminal." ”
Nationally Wanted?
With just five words, all the gangsters looked at Lin Fan's face and their faces changed!
The most wanted criminal in the country, which one has not committed a heinous crime?
"Big brother, are you killing someone or what are you doing? Still wanted nationwide? Someone asked tremblingly, I really couldn't see that Lin Fan was so handsome and handsome, and he was actually a nationally wanted criminal.
"Neither." Lin Fan shook his head helplessly.
"Why is that nationally wanted?"
"It's so handsome!" Lin Fan smiled faintly, his eyes revealed the light of wisdom, and the gangsters in the other detention room were all messy in an instant.
"Too handsome to be wanted? I'll fuck your uncle! ”
The gangsters who originally thought that Lin Fan had committed a heinous crime vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
"I see you're not a fucking wanted criminal, you're a national pretending criminal!"
"Oh yes. Tineema is shameless! ”
"Speaking out scares us to death, I want to beat him to death."
"Lao Tzu bragged that at most stealing a dog was like picking up a rope, you fucking said that you were so handsome that you were wanted, can you still have a face?"
A crowd screamed.
Lin Fan looked at the people who were crazy, and there was smugness in his eyes, wasn't it just bragging? Who has Lao Tzu been afraid of?
So Lin Fan continued: "It's all because I'm too handsome!" As soon as I go out, it causes a traffic jam.,The girls are crazy to get me.,My existence is to create chaos in this society.,There's no way.,The state can only want me.,I'm locked here.。 ”
"That's it! For the sake of social harmony, for the smooth flow of traffic, and for the sake of giving other male compatriots a chance, I will reluctantly stay here for a while! Lin Fan sighed.
The two detention rooms were suddenly silent, and those thugs all looked at Lin Fan with strange expressions, as if something was growing.
In an instant, all of them erupted.
"it!"
"Shameless Tinima!"
"You all get out of the way, I'm going to beat this shameless one to death!"
"Whoever stops me, I'm in a hurry."
The bald guy rushed to the front, kicking hard against the iron fence of the separation.
"For the sake of the river crab in society, for the smooth flow of traffic, in order to give other male compatriots a chance, so you are wanted here, I want to kill you!"
The thin young man also screamed, you are not handsome to the extent that you are wanted, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?
Lin Fan was startled, pointed at the bald guy and said, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?" You guys can brag and I'll be beaten up if I tell the truth? Is there a heavenly principle? I know. You're jealous of my handsomeness. ”
Are we jealous that you are handsome?
Phew!
I'm going to want to shoot you, okay?
The bald guys suddenly went crazy!
Lin Fan hurriedly shrank back, for fear that the bald guys would kick down the iron fence and rush over.
"Young Master, I'm ready to summon you! You prepare. That's when the system's voice rang out.
"Wait a minute." Lin Fan frowned, and then said to the police officer on duty outside, "Big brother, I want to go to the toilet!" ”
"Fuck your sister! Solve it yourself in the corner of the detention room, is it possible that you still want to go to a separate bathroom? The bald man yelled.
"I don't know if it's new at first glance." The thin young man also said.
But in the next second, the guard directly helped Lin Fan open the door and took Lin Fan out to the independent bathroom with a respectful face.
"I'm rubbing! What kind of rhythm is this? For a while, everyone was directly dumbfounded!
(End of chapter)