Chapter 21: He Shou Wu (II)
Lin - I feel uncomfortable if I don't die for a second - Xiao An is still chattering:
"Speaking of which, the ingredients in our school kitchen are quite comprehensive, and even He Shou Wu has them!
Teacher, your face is dull and you are always in bad spirits...... It must be kidney deficiency!
As the so-called medicine supplement is not as good as food supplement, He Shou Wu tonifies the kidneys and strengthens the essence, and the black hair strengthens the bones, which is just the right symptom!
It's a pity that I didn't find the black chicken, otherwise He Shou Wu stewed black chicken, that would be the big supplement...... That's right! ”
Lin Xiaoan dug in his sleeve (empty) (room) and took out a small flat plastic bottle: "I almost forgot this, I brought it to you...... New this year, Muggle World's most popular oil-control anti-dandruff shampoo right now...... It also contains Polygonum multiflorum extract! ”
……
"Bang!"
At this moment, the tip of Lin Xiao'an's nose was less than sixty-quarter of an inch away from the portrait of Medusa on the cellar door.
Lin Xiaoan took two steps back, covered his little heart that was beating wildly, and said to Medusa: "I just said a few more words, and the teacher kicked me out...... You say, is he careful? ”
Medusa closed her eyes and said nothing.
"Don't pretend to be dead, I know you're alive, tell me." Lin Xiaoan poked Medusa's forehead with his finger, "Is he careful?!" ”
Medusa simply turned her back and pointed her hair composed of countless wriggling small snakes at Lin Xiao'an.
"Shhh...... They all say I have a phobia of intensity......"
Lin Xiaoan muttered, and suddenly shouted loudly at the cellar door: "Teacher! Then I'll go back to the dormitory first! I'll come back tomorrow evening! You remember to drink the chicken soup! I'm leaving! ”
Professor Snape: "......"
……
It was already six o'clock in the evening when I returned to the hall of Hogwarts Castle from the cellar, and most of the students had returned to their dormitories, and the hall was empty.
Xiao Hei himself came out of Lin Xiao'an's sleeve (empty) (room) to breathe, and he said with his thoughts, "Host, isn't it good to be alive? You're deliberately provoking Professor Snape for the sake of the gods?"
Lin Xiaoan hugged Xiao Hei with one hand, and also said smugly with his mind: "I have long thought about going to the room on the fourth floor where the Philosopher's Stone is placed to explore the way, but I have never been able to find the opportunity, now is a golden opportunity - everyone thinks that I am still in the cellar and happens to act alone - hurry up, lead the way ahead, take two steps, hurry up and take two steps!"
"Meow~?" Blackie was puzzled.
Lead the way? Just show the way with your mind. This system is the most noble system adult in the universe, so you should stay comfortably in the host's arms and spread out into cat cakes, how can you casually walk with the cute little paws of this system!
Seeing Xiao Hei's incomprehensible and dissatisfied eyes, Lin Xiaoan was also drunk: "It's quite a big system, why are you so ignorant!" The portraits in the castle are all monitored by the headmaster, and you want me to "get lost" from the hall to the fourth floor?! Pretend to lose your temper with me, come down and run around, dear! Running and running, don't you get to the fourth floor, dear! The reason why the author makes you materialize is for your host, me! Isn't it the one who solves the problem, dear?"
Black: "......"
……
"Meow!"
If there is a second person present at this time, you will see Xiao Hei suddenly scratch Lin Xiao'an's (sleeve) with a paw, and then jump off Lin Xiao'an's arm, like an arrow off the string, galloping away in an unknown direction!
Lin Xiaoan's acting skills were extremely exaggerated, and he stretched out his hand and shouted twice in a long voice: "Little ~ Black ~~", "Little ~ Black ~ You ~ No ~ Want ~ Leave ~ Away ~ Me Me Me ~" After that, he ran away with Xiao Hei with a flaming expression.
Then, I ran to the fourth floor.
Then, they met the castle keeper, Mr. Filch, and ...... face to face His cat, Lady Loris.
It's a bit embarrassing.
……
Lin Xiaoan smiled wryly: "Good evening, Mr. Filch, my cat has come here-"
Filch stared at Lin Xiao'an and said gloomily, "I recognize you—"
Mrs. Loriss called softly: "Mi~"
Lin Xiaoan: "? ”
Filch: "? ”
Mrs. Loriss cautiously approached Xiao Hei, sniffed the scent on Xiao Hei's body, and then lay on the floor with her paws facing the sky, revealing her soft belly shyly!
Lin Xiaoan: "......"
Filch: "......"
Black: "......"
Lady Loris: "Mi~"