Chapter 23: Lao Tzu was originally a boy! ~
"Come on? Look at that! ~I'll take it off for you! ~Do you want to see it? Ji Ran made a gesture to take off his pants, but Chen Zihao's face turned white with fright, so he quickly covered his face and closed his eyes.
"Don't, don't take it off, fourth, please don't take it off, don't torture me, I admit defeat." Chen Zihao finally surrendered, he can accept a dinosaur, he can accept a sissy, and even homosexuality is no problem, but he definitely can't accept a big Jiji cute girl, that feeling will make people collapse.
Seeing Chen Zihao's appearance on the verge of collapse, Ji Ran couldn't help but snicker in his heart, "Sample, let you be scared, now you know that you are afraid, right?" ”
"Don't you really want to take a peek? Now give you a chance, do you want to watch it? It's bigger than you when you take it out, do you want to compare? Ji Ran said again.
"Don't, don't compare, fourth, you won, yours is bigger than me, right? I throw in the towel! ~" Chen Zihao covered his head in the quilt and shouted in shock and fear.
"Hahaha... That's what you said, if you peek at me next time, I'll dump you in the face. Ji Ran stepped on Chen Zihao's bed with one foot, pinched Xiaoman's waist with both hands, and laughed proudly.
"Okay, you won, fourth, I'm afraid of you, okay?" Chen Zihao was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out, the fourth child was really crazy, even if it was a girl, I am afraid it was a standard female character.
"Knock knock... Knock knock knock ......"
Ji Ran had just repaired Chen Zihao, when suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door.
Ji Ran hurriedly got dressed and went to open the door, and it was Wei Suo who was standing outside the door, why did this guy come?
"Xiao Ranzi? Are you there too? After Wei Suo casually said something to Ji Ran, he broke into the room directly, looking around, as if he was looking for something.
"Hey, you're losing your money? Looking for what? Ji Ran asked strangely.
"Mouse, where's your girlfriend? What about people? Wei Suo looked around, and he was looking for the beautiful woman he met in the corridor just now, and that beauty was Ji Ran.
Ji Ran was startled, this guy didn't give up yet, and he actually found himself in his bedroom.
"What girlfriend?" Chen Zihao hurriedly gave Wei Suo a look, it was obvious that there must be some ulterior conspiracy between them.
Ji Ran sat on the bed opposite, crossed Erlang's legs, staring at Chen Zihao coldly, he wanted to know how he became Chen Zihao's girlfriend.
Chen Zihao was looked at by Ji Ran's weak heart, so he quickly staggered his gaze and looked at Wei Suo, "Old Wei, don't talk nonsense, when did I say that I had a girlfriend?" ”
"Mouse, are you pretending to be your sister? Which guy said yesterday that he hung up a beautiful horse? I also took a screenshot of the game to show me.,I met her this morning.,I saw her enter your bedroom with my own eyes.,I've been watching outside.,Is it hidden by you? Wei Suo said, he couldn't help but sneer, and wanted to lift Chen Zihao's quilt.
"Hey, don't make a fuss, how could I hide a woman in my bedroom? No, don't make a fuss! ~" Chen Zihao shouted tightly holding the quilt.
How can Chen Zihao have Wei Suo's strength, and soon, Chen Zihao's quilt was lifted off, this guy actually had no clothes, and his whole body was leaking, which was really shocking.
And what makes people even more shocked is that Chen Zihao's quilt actually hides Ji Ran's changed clothes and stockings.
When Wei Suo saw this, he became extremely excited as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Still say no? Even her underwear is there, did you do something unsightly last night? Wei Suo took the stockings, stared at Chen Zihao and asked maliciously.
"Lao Wei, don't talk nonsense, there is nothing at all, how can I bring a girl to the boys' dormitory?" Chen Zihao hurriedly denied it.
"She must still be there, her clothes are there, she can't run away bare-assed, right?" Wei Suo still didn't give up, he was still lying on the ground, looking under the bed, but he couldn't find it after looking around.
Ji Ran was amused by Wei Suo, who was mentally retarded, what an idiot, people are obviously sitting in front of you, and you are still looking for you all over the world, I really don't know what to say about you.
Wei Suo heard Ji Ran's sneer, as if he suddenly thought of something, and walked towards Ji Ran, "Xiao Ranzi, you were also in the bedroom just now, you should have seen that beauty, right?" ”
"Well, I see, I'm not blind, how can I not see it?" Ji Ran nodded and agreed with a smile.
When Chen Zihao heard this, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, did he want to admit that he was disguised?
Wei Suo is a well-known crow with a large mouth, and if he finds out, he will soon get the city in trouble.
"What about the beauties? Did you see where she went? Wei Suo asked curiously.
"Over there! ~" Ji Ran pointed in the direction of the balcony.
Wei Suo turned around and sneered at Chen Zihao, "I'll just say, you must have hidden her on the balcony." ”
Wei Suo rushed to the balcony, but found that the balcony was empty, where was there anyone?
"Why is there no one?" Wei Suo turned back to Ji Ran and asked.
"The girl heard someone coming, and jumped off the balcony with her bare butt." Ji Ran said to Wei Suo.
"Really? This is the third floor, huh? Wei Suo asked in surprise.
"yes, who made that guy retarded?" Ji Ran said with a forced smile.
"It's also ha, normal people definitely can't jump." Wei Suo thought about it and said thoughtfully, but he didn't realize that this was Ji Ran insinuating and scolding him.
"If you're going to jump, you might be able to catch up with her." Ji Ran said again.
"Can you catch up?" Wei Suo asked suspiciously.
"Well, she just left, and you chased after the girl's dormitory, you should be able to catch up." Ji Ran forced a smile and nodded.
Wei Suo didn't suspect it, and stepped out of the balcony with one leg, intending to jump.
"Hey, I said stupid [harmony] force, are you really dancing?" Seeing this, Chen Zihao hurriedly shouted, in case this guy falls to his death, it will be troublesome.
Wei Suo looked down, and was also a little afraid, so he quickly stepped back and hurriedly ran out of the room to chase the fruit beauty.
Watching Wei Suo leave, Ji Ran finally couldn't help laughing, "This idiot, why is it so astringent?" When I see a beautiful woman, my IQ becomes negative. ”
Chen Zihao also laughed, "Fourth, I didn't expect you to be so foolish, and you almost fooled that idiot." ”
Chen Zihao laughed twice, and suddenly saw Ji Ran's eyes quickly turn cold.
Ji Ran hugged her snow-white jade arm and stared at Chen Zihao coldly, "I think you are an idiot, why are you fooling others to say that I am your girlfriend?" And send me a picture of the game to others, are you sick? Want to die? ”
"Ah, no, no, fourth, in fact, I don't want to be like this, you also know that Wei Suo's kid loves to show off, he hung up a new horse two days ago, and showed off with me, I was angry, and said that you are my new horse, it's over, he immediately wilted, at that time, you don't know how cool I am, and finally hit that kid once, but, who would have thought that he had such a big mouth, everyone said when he saw it, I didn't expect it." Chen Zihao said with a bitter face.
"Damn, just for your little bit of face, I sold Lao Tzu, if someone finds out, won't I die?" Ji Ran said indignantly.
"Fourth, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to cause you such a big trouble, but I have a way to keep you from being debunked for the time being." Chen Zihao suddenly said mysteriously.
"What's the solution?" Ji Ran asked strangely.
"You cut your hair shorter, it doesn't look so girly."
As soon as Chen Zihao said this, Ji Ran suddenly suddenly said, yes, if the hair is cut short, it should be more like a boy.
Ay? Why do you say like?
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