Chapter 332 Nose Therapy
"Something wrong with your nose?" I frowned, "Let me see." ”
"Look? Do you still see a doctor? The chirp was surprised.
"You don't know? Master, I'm a famous doctor...... 's apprentices. I banged on the table.
"Just blow it." Copperhead said with a face full of disbelief.
"He's telling the truth." Yang Yu said, "I heard, your master seems to be ...... A famous doctor who specializes in treating bruises and knife wounds, right? ”
"Bruises?" As soon as he heard this, he touched the back of the copper head and said, "Just show him, has this head been injured since he was a child, why is he so stupid?" ”
"Hey, don't mess around!" The proprietress turned on the twitter and said to me, "Hurry up and see." ”
"I've finished reading it." I picked up the teacup and teapot on the table and poured myself a drink.
"How?" Yang Yu hurriedly asked.
"On the surface, there is nothing wrong with it." I said.
Just now, I did use Shennong Jin to penetrate into the nose of the yang fish, and took a closer look with my internal vision.
As I said, there is no problem with the surface.
"I guess there are two possible ways for you to get this disease." I said slowly, "The first possibility is that you have been frightened by all kinds of fright, and you have been repeatedly dizzy, causing which thread in your brain is confused, so you can't smell it. ”
"Can you still have a wire in your head?" Chirp laughed, "Why don't you say noodles?" ”
"Rice noodles are also threads." Copperhead Road.
These two living treasures, have you recently gone to learn cross talk?
"The second possibility is that when you are lying in the coffin, your nose is stimulated by antiseptic spices for a long time - your nose is much more sensitive than ordinary people, and in order to protect the sense of smell, it automatically closes the function of accepting external odors." I continued.
"Which one could be that?" Lian Huanyu asked.
"It can only be the second one." I say.
"How can you be sure it's the second one?" Yang Yu asked.
"Because if it's the first ...... Then I can't cure it at all. I spread my hands.
"It turned out to be a yellow-green langzhong." Twitter.
This is a dialect slang in Huang Lu Lang, and there is a small story in it: a young man followed the master to study medicine, and the master taught him that this disease should be treated with this herb, and he did not study it well, so he remembered that the leaves of this medicine were green.
Later, one day when the master went out, someone came to grab the medicine, and the young man went to the medicine shelf to take a look, and found that there were no green leaves at all, all of them were yellow, and there was really no way, so he randomly pulled out some green weeds in the backyard as medicine.
What are the facts?
Of course...... The green leaves turn yellow after a while.
After knowing this, people laughed at this young man for only recognizing the yellow-green color Langzhong, and the allusion of yellow-green Langzhong was widely spread in Jiujiuzhou and became synonymous with quacks.
But what most people don't know is that this little story from "Qizhou Chronicles" is followed by another paragraph - after this young man was teased, he worked hard to study medicine, forgot to sleep and eat, and eventually became a generation of famous doctors, known as the 'Flesh and Bone Holy Hand' Hua Qianqiu.
Although this nickname sounds a little creepy, it is actually the abbreviation of 'living dead, flesh and bones', and it is said that decades ago, the Hundred Great Sects fought against the Long Demon Sect, and more than 1,000 martial arts people were resurrected under Hua Qianqiu's hands.
Such a character, do you say that there is a name or not?
Of course famous.
The top ten legends of martial arts, there is a place for him!
Okay, gossip, back to Yang Yu's nose - I waved my hand and ordered the servant to bring up a dozen porcelain vases.
chili powder, pepper noodles, red pepper oil, sesame pepper water......
All of them are world-famous condiments.
"How do I have a ...... How do you feel about a dead horse as a live horse doctor? Yang Yu looked at these large and small porcelain vases, and his face turned a little blue.
"Are you a dead horse?" I asked rhetorically.
He was silent.
"Look at the sky, stick your nostrils!" I commanded.
Treatment, start ......
"Your master, it seems that he is called Granny Yao, right?" Lian Huanyu asked me next to me.
"That's right." I say.
"I even know this method of treating my nose, and I am so knowledgeable." Lian Huanyu longed, "I also want to worship her old man as a teacher." ”
"Maybe you'll learn from her." I suddenly remembered Fei Xiaohua, "Moreover, there can also be a little junior sister - however, this method of treating my nose was not taught to me by her." ”
"Then you have other masters?" Lian Huanyue asked curiously.
"No, I just came up with it on my own." I say.
"Ahem...... Ahem cough ......" Yang Yu coughed violently.
"You said you're okay coughing or something." I was dissatisfied, "I used to put a little chili powder in it, but now I pour the whole bottle into it......"
"Huh?" Yang Yu's eyes immediately widened, and his nostrils continued to wrinkle.
Yes...... Yes...... Yes...... Chirp!
There are poems:
It is like a white stream of mud and stones, and it is like a slurry out of a double hole, and the turbidity is occasionally stained with frost and snowflakes, and everyone knows it for thousands of miles.
Hey.
Fortunately, I saw the opportunity to flash quickly, and pushed Lian Huanyue away again, and the fat ding next to me was suddenly covered with spicy translucent sticky substance.
"I ...... When did I come to you? Fat Ding roared angrily and rushed outside to wash his face.
"I was careless." I glanced at Fat Ding's distant back and shook my head.
Looking back at Yang Yu again, his whole body had already fallen to the ground on his back, and his whole body was paralyzed.
pinched for a while, and finally woke up the poplar fish.
"I ...... I...... I ......" he stammered for a long time and was speechless.
"What do you want?" I asked him.
"My stomach is ...... Hungry......" he sniffled vigorously, "what smells so good?" ”
"Pepper noodle soup powder." I said, "A freshly cooked supper." ”
Yang Yu stretched his neck to see that Twitter, Tongtou and others were already around the table, making a splash of soup and soup in the air.
Of course, he will not be polite, he immediately pounced, grabbed the bowl and chopsticks, scooped up the powder and poured the soup, and had a great time.
"Poor boy." I shook my head and said, "I haven't eaten in a few days, have you?" ”
"That's right." Fat Ding wiped his face with a towel and approached the road.
"Master, he can't smell it, and he has no appetite for eating at all...... Master! Fat Ding screamed violently and hugged Yang Yu's thigh: "Master, can you smell things again?" ”
"Yes, but I still won't teach you how to cook, dead fat boy." Yang Yu cocked his feet to the chair and picked his teeth.
"Alas, you're getting older, so you'd better pay attention to your image." I persuaded Fat Ding to quit and slapped the iron man's head in front of Yang Yu, "The sense of smell is restored, and the stomach is full - it's time to get down to business." ”
"That's right." Yang Yu didn't shirk either, wiped his mouth, picked up the iron man's head and asked, "You seem to have said just now, when is time running out?" ”
"Oh, yes." I looked at the leaky timepiece in the room, "It's time for the Eagle Claw Gate to be infighting again, everyone is going to reopen the killing ring, and the countless unjust souls are about to be born, and there is still ...... A stick of incense time! ”
(End of chapter)