Chapter 54: Adding fuel to the fire
Meng Yuan was immersed in the joy of breaking the steps, and he smelled a smell of burnt meat. After finishing pranayama, he looked at Chang An with a hurry, and sighed: "It seems that God is fair." gave Ouyang Yanran and this enviable cultivation talent, but forgot to put it on his brain. ”
walked over, glared at Chang An and said, "It's such an adult, you can't even grill meat." Aren't you going to use my snake queen to skewer up pieces of meat and make a rack on both sides and roast them?"
Chang An's heart was cold when he heard the snake Ji, and he lowered his head and said, "Master, I want to admit my mistake to you." ”
Meng Yuan looked at Chang An's appearance and thought that his words were serious, and comforted: "Don't blame me for saying you, I'm doing this for your good, and you can't stand it just because I said two words to you, right?"
Chang An slowly raised his head, glanced at Meng Yuan, and said hesitantly: "Master, your snake concubine was replaced by a woman. ”
"What? bastard, dare to rob me of something, turn her back. Meng Yuan scolded.
"It's not a robbery, it's a change. Chang An explained.
"What did you change?"
"A big return pill, a solid yuan pill. After saying that, he looked like he was facing the storm.
Sure enough, Meng Yuan didn't come back to his senses for a long time after hearing this, he sobbed his mouth, trembled and said, "Do you think that your master is already pitiful enough to sell his sidearms for a big return pill and a solid yuan pill?"
Seeing that Chang An didn't speak, Meng Yuan smashed his fist into the stone wall, making a small hole. He scolded: "Can you use your brain before you do things? The big pill I gave to your father before was about bottles, not about pieces." Even if you don't understand this, you can figure out that I am not a person who lacks elixir. Why are you so stupid to be cheated on? Do you get dizzy when you look at people's good looks?"
Chang An nodded subconsciously, suddenly realized something and shook his head wildly. Meng Yuan laughed angrily and said, "I'll tell you something now, your master is the only personal disciple of the world's No. 1 alchemist. In my eyes, the pill is like a bean, can I eat it casually, do you understand it? ”
"Here you go. Chang An said with some grievances.
Meng Yuan seemed to remember something when he heard this, coughed and said, "That... When we return to Lucheng, the teacher will definitely marry a daughter-in-law who is more beautiful than that woman for you, just because you are desperate to save the credit of the teacher. ”
Chang An shook his head, thinking that there should be no more beautiful woman than that woman. Meng Yuan ate burnt tiger meat, and he really couldn't whet his appetite. Now that the experience is over, when you return to Lucheng, you must go to the Drunken Immortal Residence to make up for yourself. took Chang An and prepared to leave, but found an "acquaintance" on the way. As the saying goes, it's not that enemies don't get together, Meng Yuan had a heartache and was ready to help his "acquaintances".
In the dense forest, everyone in the Xue family was entangled by a ninth-order giant python. Xue Yuanqi didn't seem to have any intention of fighting, and only sent the elders of the mansion to meet the enemy. The giant python's body was seven or eight zhang long, five or six feet thick, and with a sweep of its tail, an Scattered Human Realm elder was directly killed. Seeing this, the remaining elders began to play a game of peek-a-boo.
Xue Yuanqi scolded: "What are you guys doing, seven spirit babies can't solve a ninth-order demon beast?"
When the seven of them heard the scolding, they didn't paddle like before, but they didn't try their best, and they all focused on self-preservation. Xue Yuanqi was so angry that he personally went into battle, and eight people attacked the giant python. The giant python was a little unbearable and wanted to escape, but was entangled by Xue Yuanqi.
Meng Yuan sneered: "You ruined Brother Rong's Yuanying in the front, and the medicine was cut off, how could I tolerate you." He turned to Chang An and said, "Do your best to summon all the demon beasts around you and help them a little." ”
Chang An obeyed and began to summon demon beasts and attack the giant python. The giant python thought that the demon beast was helping it, but it was scratched by a wild wolf for a while. The giant python's tail swept away the flying wolves and roared at several demon beasts, but it was slashed by the Dao Human Realm elder with a knife.
Meng Yuan slapped Chang An on the head and scolded: "You idiot, I asked you to help the giant python, who told you to help those bastards? They almost killed your master's brother, do you understand how to do it?"
Chang An nodded, and began to control the demon beast to attack Xue Yuanqi and the others. Meng Yuan told Chang An to stop controlling it, summon a few more to come over, and let Xue Yuanqi drink a pot.
With only half a pillar of incense, dozens of demon beasts surrounded Xue Yuanqi and the others. The python breathed a sigh of relief and attacked even harder. Meng Yuan watched from the sidelines, smiling from ear to ear. I only heard a deep voice behind me: "Don't you think it's too much?"
When Meng Yuan heard this, he was shocked, and he slapped a cold palm. The man snorted coldly and took a palm. Meng Yuan's cold ice palm at this time was different from the past, and his power was greatly improved. I saw that the man shattered the ice cube in his arm, and praised: "Good palm." ”
Meng Yuan looked at the young man, who was eighteen or nineteen years old, with slender eyes and upturned corners of his mouth giving people a gloomy feeling. Dressed in black robes, it seems to be in order to better blend in with the darkness. This guy was able to evade his own consciousness and approach him silently. If you had secretly attacked yourself just now, something would have happened.
The young man seemed to understand Meng Yuan's thoughts, and still said in a deep tone, "You must be wondering why I was able to approach you quietly. If I had just made a sneak attack, you would have been more than lucky, wouldn't you?"
Meng Yuan snorted coldly: "Who lives and who dies is not certain? Don't think that if you sneak attack me, you will definitely be able to kill me, who doesn't have a few hole cards." ”
The young man nodded and said, "So I didn't make a move, but I don't quite understand why Daoyou helped the demon beast deal with the same clan, have you forgotten the feud between the human race and the demon race?"
"Can't I have a grudge against him?" Meng Yuan said angrily. Secretly has begun to move up the vitality.
"Haha... Then why don't you take on the challenge head-on, but do such dirty things?"
"Don't give Lao Tzu this set, everyone is participating in the Jiangzhou election, and sooner or later there will be a war. It's just that you can't kill me with one blow, so you're talking nonsense with me. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a hoarse laugh: "What a hundred miles of shadows, let me find it." ”
Baili Shuying looked at Meng Yuan playfully and said, "Oh! It's really unfortunate, I accidentally came to help." By the way, I also have a good relationship with Xue Yuanqi. ”
"Hmph, even if thousands of people are enemies, why should Lao Tzu be afraid. As he spoke, the thunder and lightning of his arm were entwined, converging in the palm of his hand.
Baili Shuying laughed and said: "Why should Daoist friends be angry, just jokingly." ”
Meng Yuan controlled the thunderbolt ball in his hand, put it behind him, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, brother, I'm just playing." ”
After a few breaths, the young man with a hoarse voice rushed over, patted Baili Shuying's shoulder and said, "Let you wait a minute, why is there no one in a blink of an eye." Turning to look at Meng Yuan, he seemed to be a little unhappy, and scolded: "Where did you come from, go away, believe it or not, Grandpa Wu castrated you with a knife?"
Meng Yuan knew that this person was saying that he was disheveled, and he was helpless, so he was about to leave with Chang An, but he heard a sound of broken air.
Baili Shuying was also aware of it, and pushed Wu Shengwu away with one palm, and saw an arrow feather flying over Wu Shengwu's cheek.
Meng Yuan guessed who it was, and said with a smile: "Long time no see!"