As a temporary stage, the so-called backstage is actually just a large tent set up with a three-proof cloth. Seems like an easy break-in? Then you might as well ask the guard at the door.

In principle, the backstage guards of the impromptu stage should all be hired security company personnel, but when he saw the Dome and them, the young guy greeted them quite respectfully.

"Hello, Miss."

“？” Qiong Nai tilted her head to the side slightly, "Excuse me, have we ever met?" ”

"Of course, the eldest lady has never seen me. However, we have all seen pictures of the eldest lady at Madame's place at one time or another. A beauty like the eldest lady will not admit it as long as she looks at it. And, of course, this little guy. ”

The security guy reached out and touched the white cat curled up above the dome. In an instant, the white cat, which had been honestly crawling on top of the dome, suddenly jumped up and jumped back and forth on her shoulders. It wasn't until she folded her hands that she jumped into the crook of her arms and curled up again.

"Lady or something......

Although she is recognized as the most lady-like girl at school, except for the chaotic students who work at home for professional reasons, no one actually calls herself "Miss" directly. The slightly pompous words of the security guard brother sounded very obviously flattering.

Simple and crude flattery is actually very offensive, but slightly pompous and obviously joking flattery is a powerful weapon to bring people closer. Although this security guy is young, he is really a good person.

Of course, just from what he said, Dome was able to tell why he said that.

There may be a lot of people who don't like such people, but Dome is not disgusted. She had seen such a story in science fiction.

The story is about humanity trying to travel to the edge of the galaxy in the distant future in the interstellar age of navigation. In the beginning, all the ships eventually lost contact and never returned. Until one day, a spaceship with the same mission unexpectedly completed the mission. People are surprised to try to understand the reason, only to unexpectedly find among the astronauts a person who has mixed in with the crew under the false identity of a psychologist. And that fake psychologist himself is a guy who gets a position in the space center by flattering his boss by playing lip service. At this point, the mystery of the ship's loss of contact has finally been revealed. In the course of the long voyage, the astronauts' psychology inevitably underwent distortion, and the emotions of misanthropy, irritability, and loneliness gradually dominated, and finally they were either destroyed by suicide or internal strife.

This fake psychologist blends in with the crew of the ship that has successfully completed its mission, just as he does with society. He dissipated the estrangement with his slippery and the loneliness with his humor. In a clown-like way, he became a lubricant among astronauts. In the end, no one on the ship believed that he was really a scholar, but he, a man with little learning and no skills, managed to do what no scholar did—he connected a team of ideas of all kinds.

To say that Tokiwadai's students' leisure books in their leisure time,In addition to some romance novels that reflect the feelings of girls,The most popular are the various science fiction novels that are popular in the school city.。 She remembers this short science fiction novel precisely because it is one of the favorite stories of her bee-eating classmates.

If you think about it this way, you may need to have a certain amount of respect for such a type of person.

"Was this performance also my mother's idea?"

After bowing politely in return, Dome asked.

"Yes, Miss. From the workers who set up the stage, to the actors who performed, to the security guards like us who maintained order, they were all employees of Madame's company. ”

How to say that? Well, it's really exaggerated. However, it does resemble the style of my mother.

If you want to play with wooden ornaments, you will not choose to buy them directly, but find the right wood yourself; When you find wood, you will remember that you need carpentry tools to make wooden ornaments; After understanding the limitations of woodworking tools, you will want a higher precision lathe; After finding that the lathe cannot be customized, they will try to find materials to make one themselves......

In terms of his own interests and hobbies, Dome knows that his mother is almost like this. Although it never deviates, it always seems to go further and further in interest, but when you think about it, you can't say that there must be any problems. It's a strange feeling of going around the globe in the opposite direction of your destination and then arriving at your destination.

The key question is where the quirkiness comes from. I also know that it is too impractical to go around the earth to reach its destination, and in fact it is normal to not be able to do it. But in the mother's actions, this is not at all impossible. On the contrary, Dome has not seen a single failure of her mother in all these years. It's really the kind of thing that goes around the earth in the opposite direction in order to reach the destination, and accomplishes so many things along the way that the destination becomes a very inconspicuous thing.

"So, Narugo-senpai is also your employee now?"

"It's a little different, Madame said that students can't afford to waste their studies. However, we provided an agent contract, and the kid is now a singer under our agency. However, it is the same as the eldest lady's model work, which is a part-time job. In addition, some financial help is also given. ”

How to define the part-time job of junior high school and junior high school students is still a matter of two words, but the dome who is doing the same thing himself has no position to say anything.

"Is Sister Narugo's grades good enough to provide a scholarship?"

Dome had also heard about her mother's sponsorship of students, and she was a little curious.

"Well...... security guy smiled bitterly helplessly, "It's better to say the opposite, the problem is quite big." Madame actually said privately that if it continues to be bad, she will probably have to ask Miss Lao to help her make up for her lessons. ”

"Is it really that bad?"

"Judging from the current situation, it is probably not improved that I will repeat a grade at the end of this semester - about this level of problem."

“……”

I understand, but I can't take my mother's words seriously. Even if you really have to make up for the class, you probably won't look for yourself. After all, Sister Narugo is a high school student, and she is just a junior high school student. Although there is indeed no problem in the course, as a high school student, receiving tutoring for junior high school students is obviously a greater psychological problem.

And while her substitute classes in Tokiwadai have always been well received, Dono never thought she would be a good teacher. In fact, she has a bad habit of playing into her own whims and ignoring whether the listener can accept it. Those who can keep up will naturally benefit a lot, and those who can't keep up will definitely be pulled further and further.

In fact, even at Tokiwadai, although she is recognized as an excellent teacher, less than a quarter of her classes can actually be listened to all the time—this is the result of counting bee-eating for other purposes.

It is naturally appropriate to let her guide Hoshikawa in some specific areas and after marriage, but if she is asked to teach Alyssa, who is just an ordinary student (it seems to be an ordinary errand student), her clear voice is estimated to only have the effect of a lullaby.

Like her teacher, Oleg Dimitryevich, who has always ridiculed some of the teachers in the lyceum, instructing students and teaching theory are two completely different concepts. She has always been very self-aware of this.

Do you want your mother to teach you? Let's stop, this joke is a bit too big.

"Oops, oops, ......"

Unconsciously, she used a mother-like tone. It seems that this problem will have to be solved as well.

"Don't say these useless words. Miss, are you going to go in? It's available here. ”

"So-"

Since it's my mother's company, she's naturally very easy to do it herself, but it's not necessarily the case in Harukami. So Qiongno turned around and prepared to introduce Harujo to the security guards.

"-meow?"

Harugami, who seems to be a little unresponsive on the surface, makes a wonderful sound for some reason.

"Really!"

"Yes!" (Note 1)

The dialogue inexplicably becomes a monophonic communication. The security guy covered his face with one hand, looking like he was enduring a lot of hardship. If it's a manga, you'll probably have to use (><) this kind of facial expression.

"Hey, two young ladies, please pay more attention to yourself. You're all shiny beautiful girls, is this really okay? ”

"Huh?"

“？”

With an expression of almost no apparent importance, Qiongno and Harugami tilted their little heads slightly to the left and right almost simultaneously.

“…… Forget it, the two of you just didn't say anything. ”

The little brother who gave up the general security sighed and brought the two girls into the background.

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Coming down from the stage, Alyssa was already waiting backstage.

Is it because she is the daughter of a teacher and sponsor? Anyway, Alyssa, who should have been very tired from performing by now, stood obediently behind the table, looking quite restrained.

"W-What? Why this way? ”

Her performance startled even the Dome by surprise. Apparently they had even taken a shower together not so long ago (at the forced request of their mother) - no, even when they whispered hello to her on stage just now, Alyssa was definitely not as embarrassed as she is now.

"Yes, I'm sorry Miss! I used to be too casual, please forgive me! ”

Suddenly, he bowed as if he was about to hit the table, and then knocked over the chair in his usual reckless manner.

"What the hell did you just instill in her?"

Roughly guessing the reason, Dome squinted at the security guy and the backstage staff.

"We're just giving you a brief introduction to Madame."

A staff member with a face full of innocence.

At this time, even Dome himself was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

As a result, because it is the family that has been with me for the longest time, it is even more difficult to notice this.

Living in this environment itself, Dome Nai has long been accustomed to the situation of his own family, and I'm afraid that the same is true of these staff who have been dealing with his mother for a long time. It's been close to something too unusual for a long time, and it's hard to appreciate how unusual this is for ordinary people.

Obviously, after suddenly hearing what the situation of the Kaihara family was like, and what her mother had done, Alyssa was probably frightened. But judging by her reaction, it is estimated that she didn't know that this company was just the result of her mother's casual play, right?

The somewhat speechless Dome sighed softly and stepped forward to take Elisa's hand.

"Please take a deep breath first, Sister Minghu."

Couldn't help but do it, and Alyssa did calm down because of this.

"Alright. In short, there is no need to call the eldest lady or something. You don't have to worry too much about your mother, even if you're an employee, you don't have to panic when you see your boss, right? And the difference between the status of employees and bosses is not necessarily greater than that of teachers and students, which is a trivial matter that there is no need to care about. ”

Although it's all true, to be honest, even Dome himself feels a little confused. However, considering the fact that anything has to do with the mother can be extremely confusing, it is easy to accept...... It's just that I suddenly feel a little pitiful for myself who is starting to get used to it.

"Sister Narugo, the reason I'm here is just because I heard your singing, so I want to introduce you to my friends."

She took Alyssa's hand and stepped out from behind the table and led her to Harukami.

Suddenly, Harukami, who had been just staring at them blankly, held her head with one hand, as if she had seen something strange.

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Note 1: This dialogue between Dome and Harugami is pronounced in pronunciation, that is-

Dome: "de-" ("then-")

Harumami: "-nia? ("—meow?") ”）

Dome: "Mo! ("Really!") ”）

Harukami: "Hai! ("Yes!") ”）

Originally, I just wanted to learn cross talk jokes and play the shortest single sentence dialogue stalk in Japanese, but after writing it, I found that the two girls had such a conversation, and the effect was simply amazing.

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PS: Because of the deterioration of the family's condition, I have been taking care of the patient during this period around the Spring Festival, and I apologize here. It just so happens that there is no core content in this chapter, so let's use it to adjust the state first.

PS and PS: It seems that there are people who are sought after by some people because they mentioned gravitational wave detection in a program five years ago? I don't know how to detect gravitational waves three years ago I wrote (Windance(1)) mentioned in the academic report of the dome, gravitational waves of binary star systems. Anyway, I just noticed this chapter, and I actually beat Kabira into Kabila, alas! Shouldn't I blow it too?

In fact, gravitational waves are never a new concept. Even the Braginsky limit, which I mentioned several times in this article, is itself a measurement limit influenced by the uncertainty principle that was discovered when trying to detect gravitational waves. This gravitational wave observation is not something that can be mentioned by civil science. In fact, before the success of this direct observation, a large amount of indirect observation data had been accumulated in the field of gravitational wave observation. I have mentioned many times that the accuracy of general relativity, which exceeds the precision of quantum electrodynamics, was obtained through indirect observation of gravitational waves in binary star systems (this achievement won the Nobel Prize in 1993). Both I and I have emphasized that in the history of mankind, there has never been an achievement that appeared out of thin air. Gravitational waves have gone through half a century from the beginning of the rod detector verification to the present, and each year has been spent in a large number of complicated and almost terrible failures. It can even be said that for quite a long time, it was a field that did not see the slightest light. Even so, from considering how to break the Braginsky limit, to devouting possible methods for indirect observations, to finding binary star systems, there have been more than two generations of scientists who have provided the cornerstone for those who have come after them without achieving results in this project, including Braginsky himself, who discovered the limits of measurement. Even Chinese scientists have made a significant contribution to this (in fact, before gravitational waves were directly observed, it was the Chinese scientists who proved that the speed of gravitational waves could not exceed 2 times the speed of light at most, which is a proof of the "speed of gravitational waves"). It is no exaggeration to say that LIGO is the result of 12 years of accumulation and the help of scientists from all over the world.

So the question is, did Minke provide LIGO with usable observations or detailed data in this process? Did you come up with an observation method that LIGO could use, or did you find a mathematical model for LIGO to measure gravitational waves? In terms of gravitational wave research, what has the civil science made to make this field that could not see a glimmer of light now see the light of day? What is the development of the whole process according to the idea of civil science? Do you think it's really appropriate to compare the civil sciences with these scientists who have worked hard for two whole generations and involved almost all countries?

Seriously, the application of gravitational-wave radar that I mentioned in this article is almost the most likely to achieve gravitational waves in the foreseeable future, and I haven't even forgotten about the Braginsky limit, which is not much more reliable than civil science? Why doesn't anyone praise me?

Okay, the above complaints were supposed to be said by the potion, but recently this guy has disappeared, so I'll take care of it.

Finally:By the way, someone is tinkering with the potion of the black history fantasy novel setting that bursts the girl's heart in the second period of secondary school.,I think it's very good.,I recommend you to take a look.,Maybe I can blow him up.。 (Of course, then again, I was the first person to dig out the black history of potions.) ）