The Xiang team, who twisted all night, was finally taken away by Yuzu at a "high price" of 100 yuan.

He was tall and big, hanging on Yuzu, his eyes narrowed into two thin slits, "Baby, I'm your person tonight." ”

Yuzu looked at Chen He pleadingly.

Chen He looked up at the ceiling expressionlessly.

Yuzu had no choice but to take Xiangyang back to the hotel.

Although Yu Jiaao drank alcohol, he was already sober at this time and returned to the base alone.

Ryuzaki was entangled by Wang Fu relying on the inferior acting skills of the eighteenth-tier actors.

After Xiang Yang got drunk, the alcohol was so strong that several men couldn't restrain him, and finally he could only hand over this important task to Yuzu.

Yuzu helped Xiangyang to the bed, and was about to leave, when he heard the door of the room being mercilessly shut......

Xiang Yang suddenly stood up from a carp on the bed and stared at Yuzu gloomily.

Yuzu thought for a moment and weakly raised her hand, "Keep singing?" ”

After making a fuss all night, when Chen He woke up the next day, he still felt that his temples were pounding.

Wang Fuxuan's hotel provided a buffet, and when Chen He arrived, Wei Du and Yuzu were already sitting inside.

Yuzu rarely lost her vitality, and with two dark circles under her eyes, she tugged at Wei Du's sleeve and cried about the unfair treatment she had received last night.

When Chen He passed, Wei Du helped her get a glass of warm water.

Yuzu's eyes turned red when she saw it, "God, I also have a headache." ”

"I thought you were hurting somewhere else." Wei Du is suggestively authentic.

Yuzu's eyeballs almost fell out.

Cautious and cautious footsteps sounded behind him.

Chen He and the others turned around and saw Xiang Yang wearing last night's coat, with a tangled look, staring at the three of them.

"Early." Chen He beckoned to him.

Xiang Yang's heart was very worried.

When he woke up in the morning, he found himself lying in the hotel, with unopened condoms and lubricants everywhere at the head of the bed......

Xiang Yang walked towards Chen He and them step by step, tiptoeing, as if he was not stepping on an imported cashmere carpet, but a dangerous place where mines would be laid at any time.

"Last night......" Xiang Yang opened his mouth hesitantly, "Who did I sleep with?" ”

Chen He and Wei Du looked at Yuzu in unison.

Yuzu hadn't yet reacted to what was happening, and pointed at herself blankly, "Me." ”

Xiang Yang's face changed suddenly.

But after all, he is the captain of Meituan, and he has experienced some fantastic things over the years, took a deep breath, and Xiang Yang quietly suppressed the chaos he saw in the morning, and said, "I was drunk last night...... Didn't do anything excessive......"

"What is excess?" Chen He looked at him with a piece of bread in his mouth.

"Well...... Xiang Yang thought about his glorious achievements in the past, I don't know if he broke through a new high last night, considering that Chen He has no lower limit, Xiang Yang didn't take the lead in exposing himself, but said, "It's just some strange moves." ”

"Like striptease?"

Xiang Yang's face changed.

"Or do you say that after taking it off, you will shout that you are the strongest man in the world, twenty times a night."

Xiangyang: "......"

"Or hug Yu Jia arrogantly and kiss him, do you have to propose to him?"

Xiang Yang's mind flashed Yu Jiaao's obviously ascetic handsome face, and the whole person was not good, "Is there anything else?" ”

"Standing at the door of the men's restroom and applauding everyone who comes out, praising them for peeing well, welcome to come back next time?" Chen He thought for a moment.

Xiang Yang's body shook, and he felt that he must not have sobered up yet, otherwise how could his legs be weak and he was about to lose his footing.

Old God Chen He watched Xiang Yang's face change like a chameleon, and finally relieved, "If these are the things you are referring to, then it's a pity that you didn't do anything." ”

Xiang Yang seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and the whole person came to life again, staring at Chen He in disbelief.

At this moment, Chen He seemed to be gilded with gold in his eyes, exuding the temperament of saving the world.

"You just slept with Yuzu." Chen He took Xiang Yang to hell again.

The picture that Xiang Yang had just forcibly pressed down instantly came to mind, he stared at Yuzu in disbelief, and opened his mouth with some difficulty, "The condom in my room ......"

Chen He and Wei Du's eyes suddenly lit up.

Yuzu's thick nerves finally became sensitive at this moment, probably a lifetime of cleverness and wit were used at this moment, he jumped up directly, and explained loudly, "No, no, nothing happened, you had to take it out and dismantle it last night." ”

Chen He's eyes hid some kind of discordant light, and he looked over, "What do you take it out for?" ”

"I poured it with water, and I tied it up, and I poured a lot of juice into it, saying it was more like a glow stick." Yuzu mentioned that last night, she almost wanted to cry without tears, "and forced me to applaud and shout at him all the time." ”

Chen He sighed in disappointment.

Xiang Yang's sharp eyes spotted Chen He's small movements, and he immediately glared, "What do you think it is?" ”

"I also think so, nothing strange can happen!" Chen He said with a righteous face.

Xiangyang: "......"

Knowing that nothing strange really happened last night, Xiang Yang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally moved to the table, and got himself three steaks in a good mood.

He swiped his phone as he ate, and then, the smile on his face froze.

In the circle of friends, the video of him twisting his body and dancing swiped a full ten pages.

Xiang Yang took a deep breath, sank his dantian, and brushed the fuse of this video Lin Yi posted the video at 11:29 last night, which was accompanied by the text with an annual salary of one million copywriting level: The American team leader has become the prince of nightclubs, is it the degradation of human nature or the distortion of morality.

"I'll go out for a while." Xiang Yang smiled slightly, pulled out his chair, and stood up.

Half a minute later, through several thick walls overlapping each other, everyone present heard Xiang Yang's deafening roar: "Lin Yi, fuck your uncle!! ”

Yuzu looked at Chen He blankly, "Shake, wasn't you the first person to post a video last night?" ”

"Really?" Chen He was extremely innocent, "Look at my circle of friends." ”

Yuzu lowered his head and went through Chen He's circle of friends, it was clean, where was the video posted last night, and instead of it, this morning, he posted a group photo of everyone dressed well: I was really happy to meet Team Yu and Team Xiang on my birthday, I didn't expect professional players to be so polite and handsome! Hee-hee.

Yuzu's hands trembled, and the phone almost fell to the ground.

Sao is still Chen Hesao.

Lin Yi, who was far away in Shucheng, never thought that people were sitting at home, the pot came from the sky, and it was not easy to send it to the sun, Lin Yi looked at the bright side, everyone sent a handsome photo of Xiangyang, and couldn't help gritting his teeth, opened the window, and roared out in the direction of the Juyou Internet café

"Bright old dog shameless!"