Sending Huang Jin away, Xu Dong returned to Sijing Hall step by step. Abbot Zhenchun was waiting for Xu Dong with the monks of Jingyue in Sijing Hall. Seeing Xu Dong coming, Zhenchun hurriedly stepped forward to salute, and the joy on his face could not be hidden.

"Congratulations, uncle! The saint honored his uncle as the great blessing Guanglu Wanfa monk, and even the Shaolin Temple was enshrined in the "Great Debao Temple for Protecting the Country"! It is also rewarded with countless gold, silver and cloth, as well as 300 hectares of fertile land in Henan! Now Shaolin has finally recovered the grace that has not been there for hundreds of years since the Tang and Song dynasties! This is thanks to Uncle Jingfu. Zhenchun thanked him happily.

Xu Dong waved his hand and said: "Calm, scholars still know that the rich are not arrogant, and the poor are not discouraged." When we wait for the monks, we must have a calm and light-hearted face...... I mean, realm! Amitabha! ”

Zhenchun immediately restrained his smile and bowed, "Thank you Uncle for your teachings!" Uncle Shi's Buddhism is profound, and his comprehension of the world's various states is even more difficult for his nephew to deal with! ”

Zhenchun's sycophant made Xu Dong very useful, picked up the teapot on the table and poured himself a cup of tea, and drank the tea with his eyes closed. Tea is the wild tea made by Shaolin monks in the Shaolin Mountain, which is not delicious, but it is slightly sweet in the bitterness, and it has a unique taste.

Zhenchun said to Jingyue and the other monks: "There is one more thing to tell the uncles. A distress letter came from Jiangnan, which was sent by Chen Hanliang, the owner of Taihu Villa, saying that there was a conflict between Taihu Villa and the Huangquan Sect in Fujian a few days ago, and that both sides were killed or injured. The Huangquan Sect threatened to raze the Taihu Lake Villa to the ground, leaving no chickens and dogs. I'm afraid that a big attack on Taihu Mountain Villa will be made soon. ”

Xu Dong said strangely: "Chen Hanliang, the owner of Taihu Mountain Villa? Is he a Shaolin disciple? ”

Zhenchun nodded and said, "Exactly, it is a Shaolin lay disciple." The Chen family's Taihu Villa has thousands of hectares of fertile land in the south of the Yangtze River, countless shops and industries, and the family is very wealthy. Over the years, Shaolin has also sent money and food to Shaolin every year. This time, Senior Brother Chen sent an urgent call for help, and Shaolin couldn't ignore it. ”

Jing Yue nodded and said, "Then let the Dharma Academy and the Luohan Hall each send ten disciples to Taihu Mountain Villa." Be sure to help Master Chen's nephew survive this catastrophe. ”

Abbot Zhenchun was just about to agree, but Xu Dong interjected: "I heard that the Huangquan Sect is very powerful in the four provinces south of the Yangtze River, and the Huangquan Sect is also a large sect among the evil sects, and there are many masters in the sect. In order to avoid any mistakes, I'll go for a trip. ”

Jing Yue thought for a while and said, "It's okay, let's ask Senior Brother Jingfu to lead the disciples of the Dharma Academy and the Luohan Hall to support Taihu Mountain Villa." The junior brother has worked hard. ”

Abbot Zhenchun hesitated: "As Uncle Jingfu, how can you be in danger......

Xu Dong said with a smile: "The abbot and nephew don't have to worry, Jiangnan is my land." Is it possible to get your shoes wet in your own yard? ”

Zhenchun was shocked: "Uncle Shi! The grievances of the rivers and lakes must not use the power of the imperial court! This will make Shaolin Temple a laughing stock in martial arts! ”

Xu Dong said: "Don't worry, I can introspect." Even if the Huangquan Sect comes to attack on a large scale, I will not move the imperial court to a single soldier. ”

When Zhenchun heard this, he felt a little relieved, bowed down and said, "Then it's hard for Uncle Shi to run."

Xu Dong nodded and said, "Rescue soldiers are like fighting fires, I will leave for Taihu Mountain Villa immediately."

Zhenchun also immediately went to the Dharma Academy and Luohan Hall to order twenty warrior monks of the imaginary generation, but he was still a little worried about Xu Dong's safety, so he simply asked the first Zhending monk of Luohan Hall to follow along, and told Zhending thousands of instructions before leaving, and Xu Dong must not be allowed to make a mistake.

Xu Dong took Zhending and twenty Shaolin monks out of the temple, just like a bird out of the cage, his heart was excited, these days are simply stuffy! It's always time to relax.

Zhending and the twenty disciples each carried a burden, holding a copper rod and a ring knife at their waists, and followed Xu Dong closely. Xu Dong glanced at the Zhending monk beside him, who was more than one meter nine tall, and his whole body muscles were like an iron tower!

"Nephew, how old are you this year?" Xu Dong said curiously.

"Uncle Hui, my nephew is nine out of fifty this year." Monk Zhending replied angrily.

"I'm sorry, how can a man who is almost sixty look like a strong man under forty? Look at this tendon meat, tsk, you must have eaten meat in the temple! Otherwise, how could you grow this size? Xu Dong smiled.

Zhending said depressedly: "Uncle, don't you know? The warrior monks of Luohan Hall do not abstain from meat, not only do they not abstain, but they must eat a pound of meat every day. ”

"Nani? Outrageous! So why is Lao Tzu a vegetarian every day these days? The birds are fading out of their mouths! Xu Dong said angrily.

"This ...... The meals sent to Sijing Hall are all fasting meals, and the monks have long reached the realm of grandmasters, and they don't need meat to nourish their bodies. Zhending touched the back of his head and said.

"The old monks are all grandmasters, but Lao Tzu is not! Why should Lao Tzu accompany them to be vegetarian? Xu Dong became more and more angry.

"This is an oversight on the part of the temple, I thought that Uncle Shi liked to eat fasting...... "Zhending said.

"Chickens love to eat! Hurry up, a few miles ahead of you are almost to Songshan Town, and when you arrive in the town, you will eat the slaughtered pigs in this seat! Xu Dong quickened his pace and urged.

"Oh yes! Teacher! The monks hurried to follow.

A group of monks rushed into Songshan Town in a hurry and ran all the way into a restaurant in the town. As soon as Xu Dong entered the door, he shouted: "Shop! Hurry up and slaughter the pig for the Buddha! I'm so hungry, let's get fifty steamed buns first! Good wine comes to ten jars! ”

The shopkeeper of the restaurant obviously didn't see the monk come to the store to eat meat for the first time, and said with a smile: "The masters are Shaolin monks, right?" Enough meat and rice, but not wine......"

Xu Dong was immediately annoyed, stood up and grabbed the shopkeeper's collar and said angrily: "What do you mean?" Afraid that the Buddha has no money for you? I can't tell if I'm ugly, I have to let you see my grandfather's fist! ”

The shopkeeper turned pale with fright, and explained again and again: "The Buddha spares his life!" It is really the elders of your temple who have a life, and they are not allowed to sell wine to the monks in the temple. The façade of the villain's restaurant is the property of your temple that is rented, and I really dare not disobey! ”

Zhending also persuaded on the side: "Uncle, although we and other warrior monks can eat meat, the wine ring can never be broken. Let's eat and hurry as soon as possible. ”

Xu Dong had to let go of the shopkeeper angrily, and the shopkeeper fled with his head in his hands and prepared meat for Xu Dong and them.

A mouthful of 300 catties of pigs, all kinds of steaming, stuffy, fried, fri More than 20 kinds of meat were made. Within an hour, he was eaten clean by Xu Dong and other twenty-two monks, and they were lying there with their stomachs upright. The shopkeeper was dumbfounded.

Xu Dong beat his chest and scolded: "You group of inferior people! Is it the reincarnation of a starving ghost? It's a shame for you! Lao Tzu went to a thatched house, and the elbow in the bowl was gone! Do you still have a little respect for teachers, respect for the old and love for the young? Get up and hurry! ”

Zhending lay on the ground and hummed: "Uncle Shi, I'm also thinking about not wasting it, just hold on!" This meat eats hunger, and I am afraid that I will not want to eat for a few days. I was really panicked, and let the disciples lie down for a while to eliminate food. Let's wait and hurry! In short, it will be ...... to Taihu Mountain Villa within three days."

Xu Dong thought that he couldn't use the driver teleportation function with this group of fools, so it was better to go and do his own thing first. After making up his mind, he said: "Then you wait and eat here, and rush to Taihu Mountain Villa as soon as possible." This seat will go first and wait for you in Taihu Mountain Villa. After saying that, he put down a few silver tickets on the table, turned around and ran away.

Zhending shouted: "Uncle Shi, don't go!" The abbot told me that I must follow you! While shouting, he struggled to stand up, but he was really panicked, and when he got up and walked to the door, where was Xu Dong's shadow......

Xu Dong trotted to the town's coachman and teleported directly to the Zhoushan Military Port. came out of the military port and went straight to the Dangkou military camp, and when he arrived at the military camp, he just wanted to enter, but was stopped by several soldiers at the door.

A junior colonel raised his spear to stop Xu Dong and scolded: "Where did you come from, the wild monk, are you so indiscriminate at the station of the Dangkou Water Division?"

Xu Dong glanced down at himself, speechless for a while. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Su Xi's voice from a military tent at the entrance of the camp: "What kind of bird thing?" Why are you so noisy? Don't you know that General Ben drank too much and was sleeping yesterday? ”

The junior colonel hurriedly shouted at the military tent: "General Qiqi Su! There was a monk trespassing in the barracks! ”

Su Xi said angrily in the tent: "Monk? Madame said before, the monk doesn't have a good thing! Then there are monks who come to the water master and beat them with sticks. ”

The little school hurriedly said: "Obey!" The little one will drive him away! ”

Su Xi yawned and said, "What are you doing to drive away?" First hang the monk and beat him to sober up the general. ”

The little colonel hurriedly agreed, pulled a rope at the side of the camp and came to tie Xu Dong.

Xu Dong almost ran out of breath, you Su Xi from Malegobi were drunk and sleeping in the barracks, and you still had to hang Lao Tzu up and beat him?

Before he had time to get angry, the little school put a rope around Xu Dong's neck.

"Presumptuous!" Xu Dong burst into a shout, grabbed the front of the colonel and threw it out, threw the junior high school four or five meters out, and fell into a mess.

A few soldiers on the side saw that the monk actually dared to attack the army! A soldier pulled out a horn and blew it! After a horn sounded, the entire barracks boiled! In an instant, thousands of troops poured out of the barracks to surround Xu Dong, dense and bright spears against Xu Dong, and thousands of muskets aimed at Xu Dong's head.

Xu Dong was dumbfounded, raised his hands and said, "Misunderstanding!" Actually, I ......"

"Shut up! Get down! Hold your head in both hands! If you dare to act recklessly, you will rectify the Fa on the spot! A school official shouted.

Xu Dong's face turned red, so he had to squat down slowly, holding his bald head with both hands, and he was ashamed to death......

At this time, Su Xi finally staggered out of the tent, staggered to Xu Dong, stretched out his hand and patted Xu Dong's bald head with a "snap", and said with a smile: "Monk, you are not small, the people in the world who dare to come to the Kou Shui Master to find trouble have really never seen!" Raise your head and let me see if you have three eyes? Hahahaha...... Oh, Governor ~ Governor ~ Commander ~ Last General...... The last general ......"

Su Xi trembled like a sheep, his teeth couldn't stop fighting, and he couldn't even speak.

Xu Dong looked up at Su Xi with a sad and indignant face, and two words came out from between his teeth: "Su Xi!"

"The last will be damned! The Governor spares his life! Su Xi instantly prostrated on the ground and kept kowtowing.

Thousands of troops were suddenly silent, looking at each other one by one. Many people had already recognized Xu Dong, although they didn't understand why the governor was dressed as a monk.

Xu Dong stood up and patted the ash on his body. Said lightly: "Where are the troops?"

"In!" Thousands of troops replied loudly, and the sound was rolling.

"Hang Su Xi's deflated three to Lao Tzu and beat him!" Xu Dong pointed at Su Xi and said angrily.

"Governor! The Governor spares his life! Su Xi screamed and was dragged on the ground by a group of sergeants.

On this day, Su Xi's screams on the school field were mixed with the sound of "popping" whips for two hours. The army later heard that two whips had been broken, and it was Mrs. Xiaoman's wife who finally came out to intercede and the commander put Su Xi down......