Chapter 2 Do not eat green onions in the second goods
Two months later
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S University Female Dormitory 1004——
"Xiaoyu, aren't you going?"
"Well, I'm going to watch the live broadcast in a while," Shi Yu said seriously while turning on the computer.
"The live stream of that game?"
[It turns out that everyone knows] Shi Yu's cheeks were slightly red, looking like shyness.
Roommate A: "..."Roommate B: "..."
[I usually use Bambi's eyes to watch the computer live broadcast, and I am shy... This... Is it really good??? Both of them glanced at each other, and Yuhou glanced at each other with confused eyes.
"Ahem... Okay," Zhang Yang coughed lightly, and continued, "I heard that the barber shop hired a Taiwanese barber. ”
"Hmmm! seems to be quite famous, I have been on the Xingshang show, and Li Feifei, who is in the bedroom next door, went to get a hot hair yesterday, and it looks a lot better! ”
"I don't need to perm it, I want to dye my hair gray, grandma gray, it looks good~"
"Huh? Dye it again, didn't you just dye it red last month," Zhou Sijia was puzzled.
"I'm tired of seeing a month's red hair." Zhang Yang tugged at a handful of his hair and twisted it lightly at his fingertips, "Sister, I'm visually tired," he said and spread his hands towards Zhou Sijia.
"Okay, sister, it's good if you're happy," Zhou Sijia pouted.
Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows at her, and then continued: "Xiaoyu, let's go, see you in the evening." ”
Hearing the sound, Shi Yu raised his little head and responded, "Well, see you at night, in vain~" The words fell and immediately lowered his head.
Shi Yu lives in a four-person dormitory, and his roommates Zhang Yang and Zhou Sijia are the two who just had a conversation, coincidentally, Zhang Yang and Zhou Sijia are high school classmates, and the relationship is still very delicate.
As for how subtle, Shi Yu felt that if Zhang Yang was a boy, then they could make a couple!
Zhang Yang - as his name suggests, he is public, but not derogatory!
Shi Yu likes this roommate in his heart! It's really righteous. Everything is casual, of course, it is not wanton, living a wanton and chic life, probably describing people like Zhang Yang.
I heard Scarlett say that Zhang Yang offended a little sister in high school because of his friend, and in the end he was discounted by the person who the little sister found, and he took a year off from school to recover. The last few who beat people were only fined because they were minors!
Shi Yu still remembered that Scarlett had a very angry expression on her face when she said this!
However, Scarlett also said that if Yangyang hadn't taken a break from school, she wouldn't have become friends or even classmates with her, so she didn't know if she should be glad that this happened...
Scarlett is an introverted girl, and it is because of this friend named Zhang Yang that she becomes more and more cheerful.
According to Scarlett's words: Zhang Yang is like a sun, getting along with her, every day is like summer.
If it weren't for Scarlett's own description, Shi Yu would not have thought that Scarlett used to be so introverted.
Scarlett was disgusted by Zhang Yang when she said this, and she was numb, and goosebumps rose on her hands!
Of course, the smile on Zhang Yang's face can't be hidden......
As for the roommate, her name is Xu Yuewei, she is a girl who can dress up, and she is also very beautiful
That's it, emmmmm, the speed of this boyfriend...
It's been less than 4 months since school started, and now I'm dating my 4th boyfriend, an average of one a month...
The little girl who has never been in love said that she really understands incompetence, and she has lived for 18 years, and the only boy who is interested is probably Yue Shen, who will feel sorry for him and be unwilling for him.
Yue Shen...
Yue Shen...
Well? It seems that something has been forgotten ...
!!!
Shi Yu's small mouth opened slightly, and he suddenly realized (if someone else saw this little expression at this time, they would definitely be unable to help pinching Shi Yu's cute little face~)
When squatting on Yueshen's live broadcast, she was still in a daze alone in the bedroom! (Tired of holding the forehead. JPG)
Dexterous fingers typed on the keyboard, and in a moment they entered a page.
At this time, Yue Shen's live broadcast room was still black, and there was a string of white "The anchor is on his way..."
Catch someone’s eye!!!
[How glaring, how absurd, how disappointing], well...._(:ι"∠)_Is it another eunuch?
All right... (Grievance .JPG)
Shi Yu resigned himself to opening his live broadcast room-
After the two League of Legends rankings, he quickly clicked on the game PUBG, and Shi Yu chose the single-player four-row mode in the game, that is, one person should be used for four people.
A dozen four...
In two months, the little girl has transformed from the box spirit when she first came into contact with this game to the 7th in the Asian server now, and her talent in the game is needless to say.
Although he persuaded himself to be wet with rain and dew, it is obvious that Shi Yu's talent in eating chicken is higher than that of League of Legends, and gradually the proportion of the duration of the live broadcast is more inclined to PUBG.
Internet addicted teenagers: What should I do if my talent is not high... (cry)
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At the beginning of the game, a female character in a dirty vest and jeans in the quality plaza is mixed in with the crowd.
At this moment, with a 23-second countdown to boarding, Shi Yugang wanted to sigh at the quietness of today's Quality Plaza.
And I heard—
"Big brother, take off your coat and borrow it for me to wear"
"Poor B I, get out!"
"***"
“****”
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Listen to them come and go, greet each other's families.
Shi Yu sighed with emotion: Hmm... Quality square or that quality square, quiet? (Spread hands. JPG)
Inexistent!
3...2...1 - Everyone boarded the chicken flight
[Old map, hey, this route, it seems that everyone is going to be a little fairy at the airport, smart girls have to be sensible! ] I don't want to be cannon fodder!! Shi Yuru thought.
"Airport Selling Hangers ~ Airport Selling Hangers"
"Sell you**" "Waste hanging b i" "Your mother**"
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Familiar selling, familiar greetings.
When the plane passed through the airport, there were almost half fewer people in the cabin at once! There are those who have no brains and guns, and there are those who want to punish the so-called "selling" brother just now.
[Hmm...? Will there be any more people you want to buy? Shi Yu "tsked" and finally chose to land in P City.
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At this time, in the base of the BW Club -
Someone who had just shot the "brainless" sneezed: "Ah... Hill! ”
"Brother Yue, when did you open the window, my baby is in the middle of the order, I'm about to catch a cold." BW's mid-laner two-two-way.
Lin Yueqing slowly glanced at his own middle single, and his handsome face exuded a faint disgust: "If you don't open the window, will you smoke to death?" he said, put down the mouse in his hand, paused, and then looked at the computer and began to operate.
The words fell, someone's live broadcast room blew up...
“!!! Why didn't Yue Shen start a live broadcast today" "Sure enough, there is a surprise in the live broadcast room of the onion god! "Ahhh My husband's voice is thick and strong" "The smell of feet from the verdant onions, Yue Shen suffered! "Ugly refusal, I want to see my husband's handsome face~ The camera is troublesome to the side"......
"What the hell is Shallot, how does it look like barking a dog! Do you know it? The house is sealed... It's sealed! "What's wrong with the smell of feet, it means that I am healthy and masculine, and the symbol of a man understands." Don't eat green onions - that is, BW's mid-laner players operate the characters in their hands while scaring the barrage, and be careful.
"Smelly feet only means that you didn't wash your feet yesterday." ...... Yue Shen's strength is dismantled.
Just as he wanted to continue to refute, he heard Lin Yueqing next to him glance at his computer and pause before continuing: "Tsk, Xiaojie knows that you are playing chicken again during the live broadcast, and there is still money left for this month..."
"Ah, that's wrong, brother, Brother Yue, my brother..."
"Hmm," Yue Shen raised his phone and pointed to WeChat, "I've already ordered tonight's takeout." ”
Don't eat green onions in the wind messy: this is not IQ suppression, isn't it.... Well!
There was laughter in the small window of the barrage...
"Hahaha, IQ crushing" "I didn't expect Yue Shen to be so sassy, hhhhh" "xswl, my husband is really funny" "I'm sorry, my family is embarrassed!" ”......
In a daze, the chicken eater character in the game was also knocked down by the random shooting in the airport, but fortunately, because this was a chaotic battle, no one came to make up for it, and even luckily, he didn't eat green onions and waited for the support of the only surviving teammate!
Huh? It seems that he has become the only person alive at the airport......
...... After 10 minutes
The other side of the game –
Shi Yu successfully entered the decisive circle, and there are still 3 people left! At the moment, the enemy is afraid that it is a team...
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