(Today, Bai Bai hit the street inexplicably, and suddenly a flash of inspiration was like justice from heaven, and he couldn't stop sitting in front of the computer, so he wrote these 5,000 words.)

Don't worry, although I wrote these 5,000 words today, this will not be considered the text of women's clothing, and there will still be updates today, although it may be late.

So these 5,000 words can be regarded as an apology for the author's constant deletion and correction of chapters a few days ago, bringing readers the trouble of reading, and readers can just take a look at it.

ps: I occupy this pit, don't let me see the starting point in the future, there is an extra novel similar to this beginning...... ）

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Who am I? Where is this? What happened?

Lin Beiyue squatted in the corner, hugging his knees, doubting his life.

From time to time, passers-by looked at him with strange eyes, and he didn't care.

There was a pool of stagnant water on the ground beside him, and a peerless beauty was reflected in it. But according to Lin Beiyue's impression, there is no doubt that this will not be his original face, otherwise he would not have been a single defeated dog for twenty years.

However, now this peerless beauty is clearly himself.

He pondered silently for a long time, and finally determined that he had really crossed over.

The people on the street come and go, all of them are dressed in the costumes of the ancients, and I don't know which dynasty they have traveled to, maybe it's overhead......

The only luck is that although the appearance is a stunning beautiful girl, his big 〇 is still there. Although it hasn't been used for twenty years before the big 〇, at least there are right and left sauces. If he really didn't even have a big 〇 after crossing over, then he felt that it was better to die.

Unfortunately, he doesn't have any memories of this body, and judging by his clothes, he definitely doesn't mean to be a rich man.

Moreover, he found that he didn't seem to have a system or a golden finger, and the bugs of the traverser were now completely invisible, and even his body had not been strengthened.

MMP, it's not as good as a certain women's clothing boss who has a grandmaster cultivation as soon as he crosses!

He is now equal to amnesia, with no family and friends around him, no money, no background, no strength and no system, and he knows nothing about the world......

, thinking about it, I think the future will be terrifying, and whether he can survive smoothly is a question.

Not to mention that he is also male and female, and has a face that captivates the country and the city. In case of bad luck and being accepted as a **, it is really better to live than to die!

Lin Beiyue raised his head and looked at the sky in despair, wanting to cry without tears.

I said, God of heaven, you should be wise, and I am really not humble. How did I, an ordinary college dog, cross over? Even if you tell me, "Everyone has already decided on it," I wouldn't have read those two lines of poetry, so please let me go!

But the heavens were dead and did not hear his plea.

"Eh, who are you? Why haven't I seen you before? Suddenly, a voice rang out from behind him.

Lin Beiyue turned his head and saw two soldiers in armor walking over.

When the two soldiers saw Lin Beiyue, a trace of surprise flashed in their eyes, and they said condescendingly: "Which girl are you?" Why are you sneakily squatting here? ”

"I, I don't know...... I, I was knocked unconscious, and I woke up and I was here, and I don't remember anything now! Lin Beiyue had a painful expression on his face, and his voice was like an ice fountain breaking through the freeze.

For fear of getting into unnecessary trouble, he didn't explain his gender for the time being.

"Don't remember anything?" The two soldiers looked at each other, and an inexplicable hint flashed in their eyes......

The soldier asked tentatively, "You don't even remember your family?" ”

"Hmm......" Lin Beiyue nodded pitifully.

"It can't be a wanted criminal...... right," one of them muttered quietly, but looking at the harmless appearance of the other party, and his appearance was as beautiful as an iceberg blue lotus, if there was such a wanted criminal, he would definitely have an impression.

"In this way, you go with us to the Northern Lieutenant's Yamen, maybe your family will see you lost and go to the Northern Lieutenant to report the case?" Another soldier said.

"But ......," Lin Beiyue hesitated.

Although the proposal of the two soldiers made him very excited, if this body really had family and friends, he would definitely report his disappearance. But when he first entered the unfamiliar environment, he instinctively became suspicious of everyone.

"Why, the girl doesn't believe us?" The soldier sneered, "Do you know who we are? His Majesty's palace guards of the Emperor of the Great Huai Kingdom! If you don't trust us, it's up to you, but the yamen in this area will come regularly to clean up the homeless, so you can do it yourself! ”

Dahuai ...... Well, it looks like it's otherworldly.

"No, the villain naturally believes in the military master." Lin Beiyue got up, his long hair like ink fluttered gently, and the moonlight was really stunning in the world.

He has almost no way out now, and he can only agree. And the other party is just wearing armor and swaggering down the street, presumably there should be no fake.

"Well, then come with us!"

The two soldiers were stunned by Lin Beiyue's inadvertent demeanor, and they were overjoyed, it seemed that the other party was really amnesia, and the many behaviors of the "palace guards" who bullied men and women were famous in the imperial capital, how could ordinary people follow them so easily.

The three of them walked across the street and walked in front of a small alley, Lin Beiyue stopped a little hesitantly, and there was a hint of vigilance in his eyes: "May I ask Master Jun, why do you want to take the path?" ”

"You're from the country, don't you know how close this path is?"

"But ......"

"It's nothing, let's go quickly, I'll take you to the yamen, I'm going to drink!" The soldier pushed Lin Beiyue.

Lin Beiyue was even more suspicious in his heart, not all soldiers were people's soldiers, and he was faintly uneasy.

"Master Jun...... Then there is no need to bother you, just go to the yamen by yourself for the villain. Lin Beiyue said with a smile on his face. What to say? Since the military master promised to send you to the yamen, of course he will talk and talk! ”

A strange smile appeared on one soldier's face, while another immediately stood behind him and blocked his retreat.

Lin Beiyue secretly said that it was not good, he instinctively wanted to run, if he didn't run, he could only be slaughtered when he entered the alley!

However, the two soldiers were tall and strong, and they immediately dragged Lin Beiyue with a fierce look in their eyes.

"What do you want to do?" Lin Beiyue's heart is like a dog in the sun, he won't be so unlucky!

One of the soldiers had a look of impatience on his face: "What else do you have to talk to her!" ”

spoke, not giving Lin Cupyue a chance to react, and slashed at the back of his neck with a palm.

Lin Beiyue's eyes darkened, and he secretly said MMP, and fainted.

I don't know how long it took, but he slowly regained consciousness, and faintly, he heard the voices of the two soldiers.

"Lord Shangguan, this is the best product, you will give 10 gold coins...... Not so good! ”

"That is, even if you sell her to Tianxiang Pavilion, you can at least have 20 gold coins!"

An indifferent female voice sounded: "Then what are you still doing with her to Your Majesty?" If this person can be favored by His Majesty, how can your benefits be measured by a mere 20 gold coins? Besides, 10 gold coins is a lot, and as far as I know, that's about ten years of your money! ”

"Lord Shangguan, you also said that this is just in case, in case this girl is not favored by His Majesty, then we will not die!"

"Yes, yes, you should be merciful and give a little more!"

The woman named Shangguan hesitated for a moment and said coldly, "...... Then I'll give you two more gold coins, don't make a noise, and let's go! ”

"Thank you, thank you, your lord."

The two soldiers each divided the six gold coins and took their leave.

On the way, one of them kissed his bulging purse and said, "This chick is really a superb, it's a pity ......"

The other sneered, "What is a pity? The wealth of the two of us is all on her, if Your Majesty is served well, Your Majesty is happy, and sends us to the Eastern Lieutenant Yamen to manage the security of that area, even if we are a team leader, it will be developed! ”

The imperial capital of the Great Huai Kingdom was divided into four regions, southeast, northwest and northwest, which were managed by four lieutenants. The eastern part is the commercial area and market, and the oil and water are the largest.

"Hehe, I want to go to the southern Weiyamen and change a girl every day!"

The southern part of the imperial capital is an entertainment area, and there are everything from storytellers and singers. And the most important thing is that more than eighty percent of the green buildings in the imperial capital are in the south, including Tianxiang Pavilion, the first building in the imperial capital.

"Look at your little bit of life, be merry and happy everywhere, be careful not to die on women in the future!"

"Hey, I'm different from you, you're a family person, and I'm not ......"

The two soldiers walked farther and farther, but Lin Beiyue's heart sank to the bottom, as if there were 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping.

What the hell is dedicated to Your Majesty? A dignified emperor actually let his subordinates rob the people's daughters! You're too unqualified as an emperor!

Even if you're really so, it's a big deal to let the drafts from all over the world enter Beijing with a wave of your hand, but I didn't expect you to do such a bad thing! Oh my God, I'm blushing for you......

And I'm not a woman, I have a big one!

However, Lin Beiyue couldn't make any sound at the moment, because he was tied up and his mouth was gagged, and he didn't know what it was.

"Awake?" Shangguan glanced coldly at Lin Beiyue, who was struggling like a salted fish, ignored it, and ordered the palace maid behind: "Bring it in." ”

Lin Beiyue sighed in his heart, okay, even if you don't want to listen to me, but if you want to dedicate me to the emperor, you have to let me take a bath first, and wait for Lao Tzu to reveal the 18 cm big 〇, scare you group of little Bichi to death!

The palace maid drove Chu Liumeng to walk in the palace, the style of this palace is not all Chinese, and some places look more Western.

Everyone came to a room, where there was already an old woman waiting, and when they saw Shangguan and the others coming, the old woman smiled and served a bowl of black soup.

Lin Beiyue knew with his ass that this was for himself, and it was definitely not a good thing! So he struggled desperately, and his face turned red.

However, he was tightly strapped, and all he could move was his head and feet.

This is useless in front of Shangguan, she is also an experienced person, and this situation is too much. Directly asked people to hold down Lin Cupyue's head, took the cloth on Lin Cupyue's mouth with one hand, and picked up the black soup with the other.

The mouth was finally released, of course Lin Beiyue would not say those useless, and immediately shouted: "I tell you, I actually don't ......"

However, before he finished speaking, Shangguan had already brought the black soup to his mouth to pour into it. Lin Beiyue was so frightened that he immediately closed his mouth, gritted his teeth, and even pursed his lips tightly.

Seeing this, Shangguan just sneered and pinched the other party's small nose with one hand. Lin Beiyue quickly lost his breath and had to open his mouth.

This just happened to fulfill Shangguan's meaning, and he took the opportunity to pour all the black soup into the other party's mouth.

Maybe because Shangguan is also a woman, she has no intention of pity, Lin Beiyue was choked and coughed repeatedly, but he didn't care about scolding: "Ahem...... I'm ahem, I'm a male ......"

However, before he could finish his sentence, his mouth was gagged again.

"Be quiet, and if you want to talk again, I'll stuff a mouth ball into your mouth." Shangguan picked up Lin Beiyue's little face and said with a sneer, "I really want to see the appearance of a little beauty like you, maybe it will be even more beautiful!" ”

Lin Beiyue was so frightened that his whole body trembled, so he didn't dare to struggle anymore, and obediently quieted down. In my heart, I greeted this Shangguan ancestor eighteen times.

By the way, what kind of soup did this Shangguan pour him? It can't be an aphrodisiac, right? Lin Beiyue looked at the old woman pitifully.

The old woman's face shook like dead wood, and she laughed, looking quite penetrating: "Don't worry, little girl, what you are drinking is not any poison, but the acacia soup developed by the old man himself, and it will have a medicinal effect in just half an hour after drinking." Men don't drink the golden gun, but women drink it...... Hehehehe, even if she is a chaste martyr, she will become a yin baby dang woman, so you can serve Your Majesty with peace of mind. ”

Lin Beiyue was stunned, fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu is a man! It's a man! You gave me this, did you want me to fencing with your majesty?

The old woman saw Lin Beiyue's excited expression, and reassured: "Don't worry, this soup will not harm people, over the years, I don't know how many people have drunk this soup, and none of them have fallen ill because of it." ”

Your sister, I don't care if your soup will be harmful to the human body! Lao Tzu is a man! There's a big one! Your Majesty, who serves your sister! This dead old woman is waiting for me, you'd better not have a granddaughter or something!

"Alright, Granny An, we'll take our leave first." Shangguan arched his hand.

"Let's go...... Speaking of which, this little girl is much more beautiful than usual, and Your Majesty will definitely be very happy. Granny Ann said with a trembling smile.

"I hope so." Shangguan nodded, and left with a few palace maids and Lin Beiyue.

On the way to "......", Lin Beiyue was unusually quiet, he knew that even struggling was useless. It's better to wait until Shangguan takes him to bathe and change his clothes so that he can serve the emperor, and then tell the truth.

However, the crowd did not take him to bathe and change clothes, but just took him into the dormitory, and he didn't even untie the rope, and threw him directly on the bed and left.

…… Meow meow? That's it? You just poured me with aphrodisiacs and left it alone?

What about the good "hot spring water slippery washing and condensing fat, when it is the beginning of the new inheritance"? You won't even take a bath for me, so I'm waiting for the emperor to come?

Bai Juyi, you bastard, dare to lie to me!

Lin Beiyue lay on the wide and soft bed, shivering.

After a while, I don't know if the strength of the medicine came up, Lin Beiyue only felt uncomfortable in his chest, turned over with difficulty, curled up slightly, and changed to a side-lying position.

Now Lin Beiyue's whole body felt like it was burning, and his whole body was red. He knew that it was definitely medicative.

After a while, Lin Beiyue's eyes were red, and his lower body was congested like iron, which was extremely uncomfortable. He gritted his teeth and gasped for air.

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the house. Lin Beiyue guessed that this should be the pervert emperor.

Help me! Help me! Someone! Where is the system? Where's Goldfinger? Where's the old man? Come and save me!

Can there be a more miserable time-traveler in this world than me?

His mind began to daz, his body was trembling, he was burning at the moment, he just wanted a woman or a hole, and he had no time to think about what would happen if the emperor found out his gender.

The door outside the house was pushed open, then closed, and a man walked to the bed.

Lin Beiyue leaned against the gate with his back, not knowing the other party's actions, but he desperately knew that today's spear was probably going to be a-stirring stick!

There was a rustling sound from the person behind him, presumably undressing. Then he casually climbed into bed, thinking that he was the hungry ghost of Emperor Dahuai.

Lin Beiyue didn't know the emperor's appearance and expression, but it was estimated that the other party was now naked, looking at his ass with a lewd smile. But it doesn't matter, his mind is in chaos now, as long as he dares to untie his rope, then who will attack and who will suffer is not certain!

The Emperor climbed onto the bed and tried to untie his rope, but the rope was a little tight, and the Emperor fiddled with it for a long time to get it done.

Lin Beiyue felt the rope loosen, jumped up suddenly, and pounced on the emperor behind him. Even if this emperor looks like a pig, he can't hold it back!

However, behind him was not a lewd man, but a woman......

This woman is extremely beautiful, her fairy-like and charming face seems to be able to turn all beings upside down, her bewitching eyes have a soul-seducing magic, her full breasts are unreserved, and her thighs are round and slender, as white as mutton fat jade...... It's just a natural stunner!

Such a peerless beauty with almost no strands on her body, even a normal man will not be able to hold it when he sees it, let alone Lin Beiyue, who has been poured with aphrodisiac and now even dares to go on a boar.

And the woman looked at the big 〇 with her head raised under Lin Cupyue's clothes, and was stunned, and before she could react, her small mouth was blocked by the other party......

A few years later, holding the shy empress in his arms, and looking at the countless beauties in the harem, Lin Beiyue couldn't help but sigh about life again.

You can't predict it. A person's destiny, of course, depends on self-struggle, but it also has to take into account the arrangement of fate. I absolutely don't know, how did I, as an ordinary college dog, choose me to come to this other world?

It's really ...... It's so cool!