[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: When is the great god in your eyes, when is it not strong?

Eat grapefruit tonight: But today is particularly strong!

Shake three times after peeing: This is what a woman says every time she cheats on a man in bed......

Eat grapefruit tonight: You're too dirty, don't take me badly!

[Private chat] shake three times after urinating: Wanling Valley can purify me.

[Private chat] eat grapefruit tonight: I'm not going, my heart is now a great god, and I can't tolerate anything else.

It was the first time that Chen He was so ruthlessly rejected by Yuzu, and he was a little stunned at the moment.

Wei Du had already withdrawn from the martial arts arena and was doing the task alone.

Chen He stared at Wei Du for a long time, and then said quietly, "What did you do to Yuzu just now?" ”

"He's a man." Wei Du sighed.

"Hmm." Chen He nodded.

Wei Du continued, "I'm also a man. ”

"So what?" Chen He raised his eyebrows.

"What do you think two men can do?" Wei Du chuckled.

Chen He tried to think about it for a while, and then shook his body involuntarily, "Forget it, the picture is too beautiful, I don't dare to think about it at all." ”

Wei Du stared at Chen He's head speechlessly, "I just had a discussion with the Falling Moon Jinghong." ”

"You've been talking to me so much before, and you've never seen Yuzu's reaction like this." Chen He frowned.

Wei Du thought for a while, "Let's put it this way, when you used to watch me farm monsters, did you think I was strong?" ”

"No, it's not threatening, it's slow." Chen He immediately replied, if it weren't for that, Chen He wouldn't have opened the trumpet to find Feng Bu to learn.

"And what about when I fight the boss?"

"Very strong."

"That's it."

Chen He didn't figure it out, "What's the truth?" ”

"Think it out for yourself." Wei Du calmly threw down a sentence, then turned his head and continued to farm monsters.

Chen He was absentmindedly doing the task with a stomach full of doubts.

Finally, after she killed the forty-fifth quest monster, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, her eyes widened, and she grabbed Wei Du, "Are you saying that I am a monster, and the falling moon is the boss?" ”

"I didn't say that." Wei Du looked innocent.

Chen He gritted his teeth and grabbed Wei Du's shoulder, "Come and learn!" ”

"Don't do it." Wei Du hooked his lips, still looking lazy.

"Come!" Chen He must prove himself.

"Lin Yi invited us to dinner." Wei Du raised his hand and put his hand on Chen He's hand, as if he wanted to pull her hand away, but he didn't use force.

Lu Shouheng looked up when he heard this, and quickly retracted his gaze, "I'm not going." ”

"No one asked your opinion......" Chen He didn't expect Lu Shouheng to take the initiative to speak.

Lu Shouheng just lowered his head and leveled silently, no one knew what he was thinking.

"Are you going?" Wei Du looked at Chen He.

Chen He hesitated a little, "I'll forget it, I'm not very familiar with it." ”

"Or do you want to be alone with him?" Wei Du's gaze fell on Chen He.

When Chen He heard this, he immediately jumped up, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Lin Yi and them all day, I miss them, let's go quickly." ”

Lu Shouheng: "......"

Wei Du smiled and withdrew from the game and stood up.

It's still the same Malatang before.

Lin Yi and Li Xiangfei are still so unexpected.

After Chen He sat down, he couldn't help but remind them, "No one told you that being wrapped up as a panda is actually more eye-catching?" ”

"It's good that the manager doesn't recognize it." Lin Yi smiled.

"Why did you slip out all of a sudden?" Wei Du said.

Li Xiangfei looked around, lowered his voice and said, "Brother Ma is retiring." ”

"Is this a matter worth keeping your voice down?" Chen He was curious.

"It's classified." Li Xiangfei whispered.

Chen He raised his hand and pointed behind Li Xiangfei, "That TV probably doesn't understand that this is a secret." ”

Li Xiangfei turned his head and saw the TV hanging on the wall behind him, which was zooming in on the live broadcast of the wilderness.

Unlike previous competitions, this time it was a live interview.

No one has appeared yet, only the curtain behind it says - Sima old thief, is he leaving or a new journey?

In the lower right corner of the screen, there is a countdown to walking indifferently.

Almost everyone in the store is glued to the screen.

Sima Lao Thief, the captain of the Love and Righteousness Team, is recognized as the first Shouyi.

With his amazing maneuvers, he defeated the wind that once stood at the top.

Although there have been rumors that he is at odds with the team, this is the first time that it has been mentioned that he is leaving......

Li Xiangfei opened his mouth wide, "Damn, isn't it, are you going to invite Brother Ma over?" ”

"Looks like so." Chen He looked at the potatoes stuffed in Li Xiangfei's mouth and wanted to help him close his mouth.

Fortunately, Lin Yi helped her do this.

Li Xiangfei was stunned, "But Brother Ma never accepts any interviews, just because of this, he will be said to be indifferent and arrogant, even if it is a transfer, it should be enough for the official blog to issue a statement, how can he be interviewed in person?" ”

"Why don't you ask him?" Wei Du said with a smile.

Li Xiangfei shook his head again and again, "Don't, I still want to live a few more years." ”

The countdown ended quickly.

The host sat on the chair in a casual suit, "Hello everyone, I'm the host Yu Liang, let's welcome today's protagonist - Sima Lao Thief!" ”

The words fell, and a young man in his early twenties slowly walked out from behind the scenes.

Chen He couldn't help but look over.

With the development of the Great Wilderness, these professional players are no longer as unknown as before, and with the influx of sponsors, many of the team's professional players have been more or less exposed.

But Sima Lao Thief never accepts any advertisements, even offline interviews.

Gradually, people who were initially amazed at his skills began to complain about his indifference.

Sima Lao Thief looked a lot more delicate than Chen He imagined, tall and thin, with black hair, wearing a team uniform, walking on the road, and looking like a lively student.

"Brother Ma should introduce himself first." Yu Liang smiled professionally.

The old thief didn't even raise the microphone, just looked down at his hand.

Yu Liang's smile stiffened slightly.

Although he knew that Brother Ma was difficult, he didn't know that it was so difficult.

Taking a deep breath, Yu Liang decided to use his smile to melt the iceberg in front of him.

"Haha, even if you don't introduce it, Brother Ma's fans must know Brother Ma. Do you want to say hello to your fans? ”

Sima Lao Thief was silent for two seconds and slowly raised the microphone.

Li Xiangfei clenched his fists, "Mom, Brother Ma is going to speak." ”

There was a rare glimmer of interest in Wei Du's eyes.

The store was quiet, for fear of missing every word Brother Ma said.

Sima Lao Thief didn't even look at the camera, he just lowered his head and said, "Skip this question, next one." ”

Everyone, pour.

Yu Liang forced himself to calm down and made persistent efforts, "Just say a few words, it's okay to say good evening." ”

The old thief was silent for a long time, and then said, "Forget it, skip it." ”