Xu Dong said with a smile: "In the future, please ask Senior Brother Jingsi for more advice."

Jing Si also smiled and said: "Senior brother is polite, let's go back to Shaolin as soon as possible, so we can shave the precepts for our junior brother as soon as possible."

At this time, Xiao Man, who had been standing aside for a long time without saying a word, suddenly said: "So, the master is ready to take my husband to be a monk?"

Jing Si said embarrassedly: "This ...... Senior Brother Xu, he has a relationship with my Buddha......"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Man burst out on the spot, pulled a big knife from the weapon rack next to him and scolded angrily: "You old bald donkey! I still treat you as a guest, and I will serve you respectfully and deliciously for a few days. I don't think you are a thief and trick my husband to become a monk! My mother is inseparable from you today! ”

Xiao Man scolded bitterly, and at the same time raised the big knife and slashed at the monk Jing Si, bluffing Jing Si and holding his head! There is no way, Jing Si felt that this thing was indeed a little inauthentic, and he couldn't fight back. Although it is the realm of a grandmaster, as the saying goes, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives! had to dodge left and right, and shouted in his mouth: "Female donor, please listen to the old man's explanation!"

Xiao Man's big knife danced in the wind, staring at Jing Si's bald head and slashing indiscriminately, scolding in his mouth: "Cut off your bald head today!" Then go to Shaolin to ask for sin! Just ask you, the monk temple, if you are doing something to break people's marriages and destroy people's houses! ”

Jing Si was speechless for a while, so he had to use light skills in the hall to toss and turn to avoid Xiaoman's big knife.

"Xiaoman! Stop! What a system this is! Xu Dong turned sideways to stop Xiao Mandao.

"Go away! My husband is gone, what kind of system do I need! Xiao Man said angrily, and said that he asked Xu Dong to continue chasing and slashing Jing Si.

Unexpectedly, Xu Dong cut sideways in front of Xiao Man, and the Spider God Glove in his left hand directly held the big knife cut by Xiao Man, and turned back to Jing Si and shouted, "Senior brother!" You go first! I'll go to Shaolin to find you later! As he spoke, he punched it out, and he fought with Xiao Man.

Monk Jingsi was moved and shouted: "Senior brother! It's hard for you! After calling a jumper out of the window, he fled in the wilderness, and his figure was extremely embarrassed.

When Xiao Man saw Jing Si fleeing, he was angry, stopped his big knife and yelled at Xu Dong: "You have no conscience, do you really want to be a monk?" So what do I do? After saying that, he threw down the big knife, sat on the ground and cried, and kicked his legs wildly, looking extremely sad.

Xu Dong was speechless for a while, and pointed a finger on Xiaoman's head and said, "Are you having a broken brain?" Not to mention, I'll be a monk for a few days and come back after a while. Even if Lao Tzu really went to Shaolin to become a monk, what could he do? In reality, the two of us are placed together, and the distance is no more than five meters! Are you too deep into the play? ”

"Huh?" Xiao Man blinked his eyes, was stunned for a moment, stood up and patted the gray on his buttocks: "I forgot that this was in the game...... Waste so many tears of the old lady! Okay, I still have to reconcile the accounts, you go and play as a monk. ”

Xu Dong: "......"

Xu Dong walked inside, took out more than a dozen large wooden barrels from the owner's ring, and said to Xiaoman: "Hehe, guess what this is?"

Xiao Man said: "Smecta Kimchi!"

Xu Dong: "......"

"That's good stuff! Ordinary people who can't cultivate only need to drink a sip of the water inside, and they can immediately open the dantian cyclone and become a beginner-level martial artist! It's a pity that it can't be advanced. Xu Dong explained.

"What! There is such a thing! Where did it come from? Xiao Man exclaimed.

"Hehe, husband, I got the War Spirit Water from the Warcraft Continent! Immediately, Lao Tzu's Wandering Kou Water Division, tens of thousands of troops, are all warriors! Hahahaha! Xu Dong couldn't stop laughing.

Xiao Man's eyes lit up, and he groped around on more than a dozen wooden barrels and said, "Husband, what kind of spiritual water is enough for how many soldiers and advanced martial artists?"

Xu Dong said proudly: "A small bite per person is enough, there are enough for 50,000 people to advance here!" It's not enough for my husband to go back and get it. ”

Xiaoman jumped up and hugged Xu Dong and gave a fragrant kiss, Xu Dong hugged Xiaoman with his backhand, and when the two were kissing, Xu Yin, Su Xi, Yu Dayou and other generals happened to break in. When they saw such a scene, they were so frightened that everyone fled out of the door!

Su Xi fled in a hurry and fell on his stomach. When he got up, he saw Xu Yin, Yu Dayou and the others looking shocked, so he stretched out his hand to stroke the back of Yu Dayou's head, and read in his mouth: "Bald hair, can't ...... it"

Yu Dayou slapped Su Xi's hand away with a palm and said angrily: "Get out!" Lao Tzu is not a three-year-old child! ”

Su Xi patted his chest and said, "I'm scared to death!" The Governor and his wife were in broad daylight...... Yikes! Shame on you! ”

Yu Dayou sighed: "Alas, it's really out of place."

Everyone was sighing, only to hear Xu Dong shouting in the hall: "Get in!"

The generals walked in with an embarrassed face, and Yu Dayou showed an ugly smile and said: "The spirit of the commander and the dragon horse is mighty and majestic!" It's really a model for the last general......"

Xu Dong rolled his eyes, looked up to the sky and said with a smile: "I heard that everything is doing well recently!" It's all concubines, and Ben Shuai didn't have time to send money. ”

Yu Dayou was embarrassed to death, and said with a red face: "It's all the blessing of the commander and his wife!" The last general will not be grateful for the grace of the commander's acquaintance! ”

Su Xi also said: "Great grace, great grace!"

Xu Dong rolled his eyes and said: "If you have the fucking money, you will raise your little wives one by one!" The most exaggerated is you! Su Xi, I heard that you bought four top-notch girls from Hangzhou Zhichunfang as concubines in one fucking go! The rumors and rumors have spread to the capital. Can you do this little body? ”

Su Xi was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a crack on the ground, covered his face and said: "Commander, the last general will be embarrassed by this......

Xu Dong crossed Erlang's legs and said: "It doesn't matter if you are ashamed or not, originally, you followed me with a bloody rain, and I am also happy that you are living a happy life." Lao Tzu's face is not worth a few dollars, whoever wants to laugh will laugh and take care of his follicles! ”

All the generals had tears in their eyes and choked up: "The commander will rebuild my kindness!" The last general will swear to die! ”

Xu Dong shook his hand and said, "I mean, you all hug left and right when you fucking go home, and Lao Tzu kisses his wife in the room, shouldn't you?" How is it out of place? Return his grandmother's~Ah! Shame on you! ”

The generals were shocked, this commander is a dog's ear, right? Can you hear this? I saw Xu Dong take off his shoes and smash it towards the crowd, smashing the crowd with their heads and rats, embarrassed, and scattered in an instant......

Xu Dong is thick-skinned, and he is so ashamed that he can't raise his head! Xiao Man's face blushed to the base of his neck, and he reached out and twisted Xu Dong's waist to the tip of the flesh, which is a 365-degree fairy turn! Xu Dongleng was unexpectedly hit hard, screamed in pain, hugged Xiao Mankong with his backhand and ran into the room!

"Yikes! You're going to die! This is in the barracks, let me go! Xiao Man exclaimed.

Xu Dong said angrily: "Or go offline!" Or just here! The choice is yours. ”

"That'...... Offline ......" Xiaoman was so ashamed that he buried his face in Xu Dong's arms, and his voice was like a mosquito calling.

Songshan, Henan, faces the ancient capital of Luoyang across the mountain. Songshan Mountain is Taimur Mountain in the east, and Shaomur Mountain is in the west, each with 36 peaks. The Shaolin Temple is located in a dense forest at the foot of Shaomuro Mountain.

Today, the Shaolin Temple opened the middle door, and the contemporary Shaolin abbot Master Zhenchun led the Shaolin 3,000 monks to welcome the mountain gate, and welcomed a young man wearing a unicorn robe and strolling alone into the temple. Of course, this person is Xu Dong.

Abbot Zhenchun greeted him with a smile, and Xu Dong also returned the salute cordially. The two talked for a long time, and they hated to see each other late. Xu Dong carefully looked at the world-famous Shaolin abbot between lifting each other. I saw that Monk Zhenchun was about sixty years old, but he was dignified and healthy. It can be seen that he must have been a handsome guy when he was young. Moreover, the monk's robes and robes on his body are all cut very decently, and the prayer beads in his hands and the hanging beads around his neck are all made of very precious jade. The robe is also inlaid with a lot of enamel jade, Buddha tooth relics. It seems that this Shaolin abbot is a good monk who pays great attention to his own image.

Xu Dong followed Abbot Zhenchun into the mountain gate, walked through the Yongdao Stele Forest, passed through the Tianwang Palace, and came to the Daxiong Treasure Palace.

Zhenchun Abbot Heshi said with a smile: "My lord took refuge in my Buddha today, and entered my Shaolin Temple to practice, it is really a blessing for Buddhism, a blessing for this temple!"

Xu Dong shook his head with a smile and said: "Ru Yuan doesn't know that if you come to Tibet, the color is vacuum, the sex is empty, the true color is pure, and it is all over the Dharma realm. Follow the hearts of all sentient beings, should know the amount, and follow the karma to discover. Ignorance in the world, confusion as karma, and naturalness. All of them are aware of the mind, and they are measured separately. But there are words. None of them have any real meaning. Master Abbot, you are too obsessed. ”

Zhenchun was overjoyed and said, "My lord is proficient in Buddhism? Don't know what to study? ”

Xu Dong smiled: "After reading a few scriptures, I don't know very well. I have read the Diamond Sutra, the Lengyan Sutra, the Golden Light Sutra and the Myoho-renge-kyo Sutra. ”

Zhenchun smiled, "That's great! I heard Uncle Jing Si say that adults are eager to break through the realm of grandmasters, and I Shaolin is a master, all of them need to be based on Buddhism, otherwise it will be harmful and useless. The poor monk was just worried that if adults don't like to read the scriptures, what would happen? I didn't expect the Dharma realm of adults to be profound, which is really an unexpected joy! ”

Xu Dong's face did not change, but he scolded in his heart: "I am an ancestor of your day!" Thinking about this, why didn't the old bald donkey say it earlier? Lao Tzu is proficient in ghost Buddhism! It's all bragging! How does this end? ”

At this time, a bell rang in the apse, and six old monks wearing robes and treasures rushed in, and the meditative monks seemed to be among them.

Abbot Zhenchun said: "This is my Shaolin Seven Great Masters Realm Divine Monk, but Uncle Jingyun has passed away. The remaining six uncles and uncles will replace the ancestors to shave the ordination for the adults. ”

Xu Dong smiled and greeted the six monks one by one, and everyone finished saluting, and the six grandmaster realm monks were Jingyue, Jingxing, Jingde, Jingli, Jingqing and Jingsi. The eldest Master Jingyue is 91 years old, thin and short, but his eyes are shining, and he is obviously strong in his internal strength. The youngest is Jing Si, 74 years old, but it looks like this fat monk is much younger than his actual age.

With the chanting of 500 monks, Sanskrit sounds around the bells and drums. Xu Dong, who looked bitter, took off his unicorn robe, and knelt in front of the statue of Buddha Shakyamuni in his middle coat without saying a word.

Master Jingyue held the Pure Knife in his hand, walked up to Xu Dong, and said in his mouth: "The tenth wheel is bitter, but one thought is red dust." There is no obstacle to purity, this is in front of the lotus platform. As he spoke, he brushed and shaved Xu Dong's black hair clean.

Although Xu Dong knew that this was the result, he touched his bald head and was speechless for a while......