The rabbit immediately cried out, "Woo woo! I can't get married!! ”

Asu: "Stupid brother, generally girls will be so frightened on the spot when they see you take out that one that they can't even speak, and what do you say to remind you that someone is hiding in the grass, you as a man should know to take the initiative, and remember to ask if there is anyone in the grass before peeing every time you go to the grass." ”

Wade: "You mean I have to say loudly into the grass every time I pee on the edge of the grass: Hey! I'm going to pee! Get out of the way! Is that so? This looks like it's mentally retarded, okay! ”

Aso couldn't help laughing: "The stupid brother is originally mentally retarded. ”

Wade's sister, who had no time to take care of and would only fall into the well, came over and comforted the crying rabbit: "Don't cry, it's all my fault, I'm sorry, I promise you, whoever dares to mention this in the future, I promise to beat him into a pig's head!" ”

Rabbit: "Don't touch me!" Dead perverted! The first person to mention this was you! Why don't you slap yourself twice first! Woooooo Can't get married! ”

As soon as Wade heard this, he slapped two slaps on his face without hesitation, the sound was very loud, and the slightly red and swollen cheeks also showed that these two slaps were not fake at all.

Wade: "I've learned my lesson about it, so don't cry." ”

The rabbit was a little shocked when he saw Wade slap Wade in the face without hesitation in order to comfort himself, and gradually stopped crying and began to see Wade's face seriously.

His face is swollen, doesn't it hurt? Do you need to push that hard...... In fact, he still looks quite handsome.

But rabbit, you are still too young, as soon as Wade saw that his flirtatious routine worked, he immediately became fluttering, and the words of death were like the water of the Yangtze River gushing out of his dog's mouth: "Besides, beauty, how can you not marry if you are so beautiful, all the men in the world have fallen under your beauty, even my personable Van Wade has been fascinated by you at first sight, you are simply the goddess of my life." You are so shocking, I am so afraid that you will be snatched away by other men, when you say that you will not be able to get married, how I want to set off fireworks to celebrate, because then there will be no other man to snatch the beautiful and charming you with me, and we will be the only ones for each other. Oh, you belong to me, I belong to you, and besides, animals in nature have always had a rule of peeing, and since I pee on your head, then you are my woman, and this is the best proof that we belong to each other. Heaven and earth are for example, peeing is for proof, you are my Van Wade woman, and I will protect you for the rest of my life. ”

Wade picked up the rabbit's chin with his fingertips, pursed his lewd lips and was about to stain the inch of fragrance on the rabbit's red lips, but was punched away by the rabbit and Asu!

"!!"

The rabbit looked at Aso a little puzzled and said, "Huh? Why did your sister fight that pervert with me? ”

Aso came with a professional smirk and said, "I helped you fight that dead pervert together, shouldn't you thank me?" (The stupid brother hooked up with other women, and he didn't take my sister seriously at all.) ）”

The rabbit took Aso's little hands and said gratefully, "Hmm! Thank you! We'll be good sisters from now on! ”

Aso muttered quietly, "(No, we will be rivals in love from now on.) ）”

Rabbit: "Huh? Did you say anything? ”

Aso smiled darkly, "I said we were good sisters." ”

emmmmm, that, did we forget about the people of the Royal Order?