The fish hold on
Lu Mingfei and Bai Shuixian stood in the courtyard, the two of them froze in place, obviously thinking about the same thing in their minds, and smiled awkwardly at each other.
In the room, there are still "cheerful", discordant, and reverie voices coming out.
"That, Sister Bai, why don't we come back later?" Lu Mingfei was cautious.
Even if he knows in his heart that the situation inside the house should not be the kind of situation he thinks, but it still sounds weird on the outside, if his cranky thoughts come true, then how will he face his childhood friend? If the Master had known, he would have burst his blood vessels and died.
Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case!
"It's okay, just go and see" White Narcissus took the lead.
Stinky fish, do such a shameless thing, the old lady must fight with you.
Lu Mingfei stubbornly followed the bold white narcissus, entangled in his heart, and silently recited "Don't look at indecent things". In other words, Sister Bai hasn't seen her for a few years, and her momentum is even more terrifying.
"Bang Dang"
White Narcissus kicked the two doors apart and fell to the ground in dust.
"Sister? Brother Ming Fei? β
Bai Wen was frightened, only then did he see the person who came, and then he felt that his body was being dragged down, and then the black robe swirled around, and he was wrapped in it, with his back against Hei Shao's broad chest, and it was close to each other.
"Don't move," Hei Shao whispered, "You've pressed me."
Bai Wei nodded, his face was red, and he felt it.
"Little White Sugar, what are you doing?" Bai Narcissus was furious, staring desperately at the "zongzi" wrapped in robes.
What a shameless fish, when she is blind and deaf?
"Sister, we're changing clothes" Bai Wen was shocked, did his sister take drugs? With such a lot of strength, it has become wood slag.
"Change of clothes?" Suspicious, White Narcissus looked closer, teasing the two who were inseparable, until his brother's face was as red as a boiled crab.
"Sister, we are really changing clothes, not doing anything else" Bai Wen was weak-hearted, he felt that something was against his waist, he was embarrassed, he couldn't move, so he could only stiffen his body and "confront" his sister.
Bai Shuixian glanced at his younger brother meaningfully, slowly walked to the table, called Lu Mingfei to his side, beckoned someone to sit down, and deliberately sarcastic, "I didn't say what you did, you two big men, what else can you do, even if you really do something, I am your sister, what else can I do with you?" What is the weakness of the heart, change the clothes when you should change the clothes, you don't have to hide what you want to do, sister, I have seen a lot of wind and waves, I don't care about a few small waves dangling in front of me, even if something really happens, we are relatives, can we still push you into the fire pit? , don't worry, do whatever you want, don't worry, Mingfei, you say, Sister Bai, am I right? β
"Ahh
Lu Mingfei was suddenly named, a little dazed.
"Alas, you kid, why are you stupid, just say right or not, how to go out and come back to become a mother-in-law" White Narcissus urged, full of charm.
"Yes, yes, what Sister Bai said is right, it's all right" Lu Mingfei hurriedly said, his little heart was a little unbearable.
Fortunately, they have known each other for many years and are like sisters and brothers, otherwise, a few glances from Bai Shuixian and a few coquettish voices, he would really be difficult to handle.
Bai Wen, although I believe that you are "innocent", I can't stand your sister's "threat", so I ask for more blessings.
Look at the child who is ashamed, alas.
"Sister, what do you say?" White and vague.
His sister's words were confused, puns intended, and it meant another thing to anyone's ears, but he and Hei Shao were really just changing clothes, and they couldn't tell clearly.
The worst thing is that Hei Shao's one, alas, they can't directly uncover their clothes, otherwise it will be even more unclear, no different from "catching rape in bed".
"I didn't say anything," Bai Shuixian pretended to be stupid, "You guys change your clothes quickly, don't let Ming Fei wait for a long time, don't you still have to talk about business today?" She faced Lu Mingfei and said apologetically, "You also know, our family has recently entered a new population, and it is inevitable that there will be more things, Mingfei, don't you mind, wait a minute, Sister Bai, I will tell you sorry for the two of them", and sent a full cup of tea.
How dare Lu Mingfei not take it!
"Sister Bai is serious, she is serious" Lu Mingfei took the teacup, drank it cleanly, was in a dilemma, couldn't sit still, and wanted to escape very much.
He didn't want to get involved in such "family affairs". White Narcissus is too open to speak, how can there be such a kissing brother.
It's terrible for women to get jealous!
Lu Mingfei can be sure that Bai Shuixian saw Bai Wei and Hei Shao being close, and he was appreciative, so he made this move.
A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, is true.
"Hei Shao, you change clothes don't hurry up to change, why don't you hold my brother and not let go" Bai Shuixian shifted his firepower.
I'm just sitting here today, and I'll see how long you can last, and be careful not to waste it.
"Hei Shao's clothes have just been changed halfway, shirtless, there is a difference between men and women, sister, you are inconvenient here" Bai Wei grabbed the words, wanting to spend Bai Shuixian away.
Hei Shao heard Bai Wei speak for himself, and he was happy, hugging Bai Wei with a smile.
Bai Shuixian listened to his younger brother to relieve the stinky fish, and saw the stinky fish being beaten and showing off his expression, so he was angry.
Thinking of her as an old goblin, she worked hard to pull Bai Wen up, and her sister and brother have depended on each other for many years, and a stinky fish abducted her well-behaved, cute and painful brother, which is really unwilling.
Stinky fish, dead fish, rotten fish, if I hand over the white water to you happily, my mother, I have been in vain for so many years, hum.
"Sister Bai, it seems that we have misunderstood, it is not early, hurry up and let them change their clothes, so let's go to dinner together" Lu Mingfei tried in vain to solve the siege.
"Mingfei, what did we misunderstand?" White Narcissus asked.
"This β’β’β’β’β’β’", Lu Mingfei was stuck.
"Ming Fei, I can't say half of this, tell me, what did we misunderstand?" White Narcissus does not let go.
"Sister Bai" Lu Mingfei prayed.
Bai Wei and Hei Shao are still holding them next to them, and they didn't hear it when they were outside the house, do they have to say anything if they misunderstand?
"Brother Mingfei, what did you misunderstand?" Hei Shao was afraid that he would not be chaotic, and he added a lever.
This Lu Mingfei has absolutely no thoughts about Bai Wei, however, just because he has the title of a "childhood sweetheart", Hei Shao can't let go of the opportunity to be sarcastic, and some vinegar must be drunk in a big sip to be satisfied.
Lu Mingfei stared at Hei Shao with wide eyes, incredulous.
Judging from this situation, he is helping, is Hei Shao really stupid or fake, he actually dragged him into the water, or he is not a friend, how can the boat of friendship be overturned. It's not that you want to do business today, how can you do this, and can you still have fun together.
Hei Shao pretended to be cute, sticking to Bai Wei, innocent, pure, and kindβ’β’β’β’β’
"Brother Mingfei, sister, what did you misunderstand?" Bai Wen also asked, also cute, innocent, pure, and kind, and β’β’β’β’β’β’β’, and the blush on his face had long since disappeared.
Since his sister is against him, he has nothing to scruple about, all the people present are relatives and friends, and he is not afraid of any bad words, so he will take it as a joke.
"Yes, Mingfei, say it quickly, don't hang your appetite" Bai Shuixian stood on the same front with Bai Wei and Hei Shao in a blink of an eye, "persecuting" Lu Mingfei.
Boy, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand the situation, fall into the pit, don't blame my sister for falling into the well. One over there is a younger brother, and the other is, although I don't want to admit it, the future "brother-in-law", some jokes can be just put aside, but you can't go overboard, and you, hehe, an outsider don't blame my sister for being ruthless, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.
Lu Mingfei glanced at the white rice paper-like "family" and held his chin, "Sister Bai, I was wrong, I must not talk nonsense in the future, you can let me go." β
Bai Shuixian smiled coquettishly, "Let you stand in line and turn your elbows outward, okay, Uncle Chen has prepared a snack in the front hall, you go to pad your stomach first" and let the person go.
Alas, she was so kind.
Lu Mingfei was like being amnestied, and he said "goodbye" repeatedly, and hurriedly rushed out of the door, soaring all the way.
"How long do you two want to laugh?" White Narcissus re-targeted.
"Sister, it's almost there, my legs are numb when I stand up" Bai Wei begged for mercy, and there was still one poked behind him, and he didn't dare to move at all, for fear of "grinding the gun in battle".
"My legs are numb and I'm still holding it," White Narcissus snorted coldly, "If you two don't have a leg, who would believe it." β
"Sister, you can't talk nonsense, if it is heard by outsiders, the two of us will be sunk in the pond, you can't watch your brother die" Bai Wei coquettishly.
Sister, let's go!
"I'm not leaving" Bai Shuixian cocked Erlang's legs, and didn't know where to take out a handful of melon seeds, knock, knock and eat, "Insist that Qingshan will not relax", see what you do, if you have the ability, you will be naked in front of the old lady.
Bai Wen was in pain, looked up at Hei Shao, and asked, "What should I do?" β
"I can still stand it," Hei Shao said, meaning something, and his body moved.
Bai Wen's face instantly turned red, this joke is too big!
"Okay, I won't tease you" Hei Shao apologized, "Since Sister Bai is not leaving, we can only go." β
"How to get there?" Bai Wen asked.
They are like grasshoppers that have been chained, if they could dodge, wouldn't they have dodged a long time ago?
"In this way," Hei Shao pointed out, "You stand at my feet, and I will take you away, as long as you move slowly, you will not be exposed." β
"Will you be trampled on?" Bai Wei worried.
"Don't worry, I have rough skin and thick meat, and I can stand this little weight" Hei Shao urged, "Come up"
"Oh" Bai Wen believed Hei Shao's words and successfully boarded the "thief ship." β
The location is so awkward!
Hei Shao was satisfied, and successfully made close contact with Bai Wei, threw Bai Shuixian a smug expression, and moved behind the screen in the room.
Refreshing!
White Narcissus looked at the stinky fish that had succeeded and bit a bite of melon seeds.
It was actually planted in the hands of a stinky fish, and let him taste the sweetness in advance, which is hateful.
"Hei Shao, you slow down" Bai Wei can't go up or down, he just feels hot behind him, he actually, alas.
"I don't want to, you bear with it, your sister doesn't go out, I can't show things, you and I are both men, don't think too much" Hei Shao was embarrassed and took the opportunity to seek benefits.
Bai Wen nodded quickly, trying to think of something else, diverting his attention, celery, tofu, beans, eggplant, pork belly, fragrant rice, purple rice, black rice, glutinous rice, Sichuan pepper, big ingredients, green onions, ginger and garlicβ’β’β’β’β’β’
It's over, why do you always think about cucumbers!