Chapter 532: Netherworld! Get out of the pan!
The person who knocked on the door was not Huang Shang!
"Open the door!"
This voice was very familiar, and it immediately made the master and apprentice who were tearing and beating stop!
After the two opened the door, an "antenna old man" with two antennas glued to his temples happily stepped inside!
"It's done! We're going to get rich! Pour me a glass of water! The old man swaggered on the stool and crossed Erlang's legs, extremely proud!
Rich?
"Lao Chen, have you found a buyer?" Master Niu asked dumbfounded.
Lao Chen is the name of the "old man of the antenna"!
He and Niu Da have been friends for many years, and he is also the salesman of this "paper man shop"!
Lao Chen sticks two antennas to his head every day and goes to the downtown area to fool people!
When he saw someone, he said that the other party had a "blood light disaster", and then fooled the other party to "burn paper" to eliminate the disaster!
A life-size "paper figure" costs less than one piece, but the price is as high as more than 100 yuan!
In order to promote the "paper man", Lao Chen is usually beaten!
But.
Yesterday, after Lao Chen said that Huang Shangbai Bingbing had a "bloody disaster", he didn't expect that the other party had just walked a few steps, and he really almost killed the car!
Although the car accident was purely coincidental, Lao Chen's status in Huang Shang's heart has risen a lot!
During the day today, after Huang Shang and Lao Chen met again in the city center, Lao Chen promoted the business of "paper burner" to Huang Shang, and at the same time, Huang Shang just needed a "partner" in order to "act" in front of Li Zhixian, so the two hit it off!
(Fill in the pit here: Chapter 525, Huang Shang and Bai Bingbing almost had a car accident, and Lao Chen was afraid that he would get into trouble, so he quickly closed the stall and fled.) This is exactly the reason why Huang Shang did not see Lao Chen after the car accident. )
(Note: Li Zhixian was captured by Huang Shang in the early hours of this evening, and Huang Shang met with Lao Chen for the second time this morning to agree on cooperation, and the current time is 11 o'clock this evening.) )
Buyer?
Just look, Lao Chen shook Erlang's legs, shook his head and said:
"This is no ordinary buyer, this is a big customer today!"
A big customer?
"Come on! Last time, you also said that you had a big customer, but it turned out to be a 'bargaining king'! The paper man we sold for 100 yuan was cut to 'two yuan' by the other party! Excluding the cost of one dollar and your commission of five cents, my apprentice Ma Liuyi and I will share two cents and five cents! "Niu Dapan sat on the ground and complained bitterly!
"Don't mention this piece of! You have an hour to set up the warehouse in the shape of a 'netherworld'! Otherwise, the customer will be angry and the opportunity to make a fortune will be missed! Lao Chen, whose head was glued to the antenna, ordered.
Turning the warehouse into a netherworld?
That's!
Niu Da: "Lao Chen, when did you pick up this big customer?" ”
Lao Chen: "Morning! What's wrong? ”
Niu Da: "It's eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, why don't you say it in advance, it's only an hour now, and the time is too tight!" ”
Lao Chen: "I overslept, is it okay?" ”
Cow Crash!
In this way, the three of them quickly went to the warehouse and started the set!
Twelve o'clock in the morning!
Huang Shang carried a cloth bag in one hand and Li Zhixian in the other, and arrived as promised!
He handed Bai Bingbing over to Ren Shan and Long Xiaomin for protection, and the three daughters were fighting the landlord in the hotel room!
When Huang Shang met with Lao Chen, Niu Da, and Ma Liu, he looked at the layout in the warehouse and said:
"It's okay, it's just that there's one less oil pot! There is no oil pot in the underworld, it's too abnormal! ”
Frying pan?
Could it be that this kid wants to blow up the woman on his shoulder?
Lao Chen and the three of them suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, we don't want to be murderers!
"Little brother, what do you want to do with the oil pot?" Old Chen asked worriedly.
"Set the mood! Got it! Go to the commissary now and buy a bag of ham sausage and a bucket of peanut oil, hurry up! Huang Shang threw down a hundred yuan and urged.
Lao Chen: "Okay......"
After a while, Lao Chen and the three of them bought their things back, found a broken iron pot for stir-frying, and began to fry the ham!
"Just keep the fire on, the more mushy the better!" After Huang Shang finished speaking, he threw Li Zhixian on the floor, and then took out a "Lord Yama" clothes and mask from the cloth bag he brought with him, and continued:
"Lao Chen, you go to guard the door to prevent anyone from coming in and making trouble."
Subsequently, Huang Shang took out the mask and costume of "Ox Head and Horse Noodles" from the cloth bag, threw it to Niu Da and Ma Liu, and ordered:
"You put on all the clothes and masks of the 'bull head and horse face', and you can do whatever I tell you to do in a while, don't say anything!"
Bull head horse noodles?
The master and apprentice glanced at each other, and then Niu Da played the role of "bull head", and Ma Liu played the role of "horse face"!
After everything was in place, Huang Shang used a yang finger to wake up Li Zhixian!
Li Zhixian is extremely loyal to the "Nine-Tailed Fox" organization, and it is difficult for her to confess by conventional means!
Therefore, Huang Shang united everyone to act with a playful mentality, and in this fake "Yin Cao Underworld", Huang Shang wore a mask and wore Hades clothes to play the role of "Lord Hades" and interrogate Li Zhixian!
Li Zhixian never woke up after biting the "poison sac" in her mouth, and according to her last memory, she was dead!
Huang Shang pushed the boat down the river, since you committed suicide, I will pretend to be the king of Hades to interrogate you!
Next scene!
Li Zhixian, who fell to the ground, slowly opened her eyes, and under the strong smell of burnt paste (the ham was fried), she saw Lord Yama! (Huang Shang)
And on both sides of the "Lord of Yama", there are "bull heads and horse noodles" respectively!
Dim environment!
Pungent mush!
Cold temperatures!
Li Zhixian does have a feeling of falling into the underworld!
"I remember that I was chased and killed by a teenager, and when I was desperate, I bit the poison sac and committed suicide, am I going to hell......" Lee Ji-hyun sat slumped on the cold floor, his beautiful eyes full of doubt!
At the same time, Huang Shang cleared his throat, deliberately lowered his voice, and said majestically:
"Lee Ji-hyun! You killed countless people during your lifetime, and after you died, you came to the Netherworld, and Lord Ben now gives you two choices! ”
"First, repent of the sins you committed in your lifetime! Second, get out of the oil pot and suffer a lot of suffering! Where to go, you choose! ”
Huang Shang deliberately lowered his voice, and indeed had a bit of the mighty breath of "Lord Yama"!
What the!
Li Zhixian was stunned!
Lord Yama actually knows my name?
Could this really be the underworld?
Either repent of your sins or get into the oil pot!
Am I a female ghost now?
After Li Zhixian thought about it repeatedly, he slowly stood up and said to Lord Yan (Huang Shang) very respectfully:
"Lord Hades, I, Li Zhixian, have indeed sinned a lot during my lifetime, and there is no point in repenting, please let me 'get out of the oil pot'!"
Li Zhixian's tone was very firm, she knew that she was guilty of great crimes, and only "getting into the oil pot" was the best punishment!
Under the oil pan?
I'll it!
There is only a broken iron pot for stir-frying behind the curtain on the scene, and the ham is currently being fried, and it can't fit people at all!
Even if you can hold Lee Ji-hyun, you can't really fry her!
Lord Yama and Niu Tou Ma glanced at each other, very helpless!
(End of chapter)