Chapter 223: The wings are stiff

Liu Xiaodong was also messy for a while.

Why not homework?

Didn't come to class!

Why don't you come to class?

Because I have to hand in my homework!

This logic is completely unimpeded!

Is there something wrong? There's nothing wrong with it!

The most important thing is the sentence "You can take what I give you, but you insist on taking what I don't want to give you, then don't blame me for being welcome".

It's a stunning!

"The boss is the boss."

"This logic, this answer, there is nothing wrong."

Liu Xiaodong suddenly looked at Lin Fan with admiration.

Usually faced with the threat of teachers not handing in homework and asking parents, which of them is not obediently compromised?

But Lin Fan is good, he is directly facing and is not intimidated at all.

This time, Qi Liang, who wanted to watch Lin Fan's good show, was dumbfounded!

Lai Weihan's face was even more angry, and he almost didn't jump directly.

"You, you...... This is to me off! Parents please, this must be pleased. Lai Weihan said.

"Cut, what else can you do but invite parents?" Lin Fan pursed his lips with a look of disdain.

"You...... I have been teaching at Boya High School for so many years, and it is the first time I have met a student like you, which is really eye-opening. ”

"Okay, didn't you say I'm only going to ask parents? Then I'll give you a chance to answer a question from me, and if you answer it, I won't pursue your non-handing in homework and skipping class. Lai Weihan said.

"That's the problem." Lin Fan pouted.

"It's a biology class question, I ask you what insects use to mate, and as long as you answer correctly, then I won't pursue your question again."

Lai Weihan said the question, and the faces of the students in the class suddenly changed, even the female students with excellent grades also shook their heads, this question is too difficult.

Lai Weihan suddenly looked proud when he saw this, this question was actually not in the textbook at all, he just mentioned it in class at the beginning, even the people in the class here may not remember, let alone Lin Fan, who skipped class.

"I'll see how you can escape this time." Seeing this, Qi Liang immediately smiled faintly, as if he had seen the fate of Lin Fan's invitation to his parents.

"What? Can't answer? If I can't answer, then I can only ask the parents! Lai Weihan chuckled.

"Who says I can't answer? Such a simple question, still want to stump me? Lin Fan smiled contemptuously and said lightly, "Insects, limb animals, the whole is composed of a head, thorax, and abdomen, and there are one million known species of insects in the world, divided into 32 categories......"

As soon as Lin Fan spoke, the students in the class were instantly stunned, even Lai Weihan looked at Lin Fan with wide eyes and some disbelief, this is the student who often skips class, this answer is afraid that the students in class can't do it, right?

Could it be that there is a genius student in his class? I don't know why Lai Weihan suddenly looked forward to it: "And then? Moving on, such as butterflies and dragonflies, what do they use to mate/mate? ”

For a while, everyone's eyes focused on Lin Fan with Lai Weihan's question, full of expectations.

Lin Fan felt so many eyes fall on him, and suddenly felt a burst of pride in his heart, and then coughed lightly: "When it comes to what insects use to mate/mate, then it's amazing!" ”

Lin Fan paused deliberately as he spoke, and then continued under the expectant gaze of Lai Weihan and the whole class: "I hope you remember this answer and don't ask me what insects use for mating/mating in the future." wings, they use wings to mate/mate. ”

"Yes, that's right, with wings." Lin Fan nodded to himself, with a confident look, Lai Weihan was directly dumbfounded.

"Wings? I'll fuck your sister's wings, and you fucking use your wings to fuck Lao Tzu and mate one! Lai Weihan went directly and scolded directly in front of the whole class.

He//s, Lao Tzu has been teaching for decades, and this question has been asked more than a hundred times, and it is the first time that someone has said that they use wings to mate/mate.

"Cao, Lao Tzu has been teaching for decades, and his mother can be regarded as gaining knowledge." Lai Weihan scolded angrily, and he didn't know whether to scold himself or Lin Fan.

On the contrary, it was Lin Fan, who said with a puzzled face: "Teacher, why is my answer wrong?" ”

Lai Weihan suddenly wanted to cry!

"Isn't that right? You're wrong! Lai Weihan forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and asked curiously, "Come, tell me, why do insects use their wings to mate with you?" Tell me your reasons! ”

Lin Fan pondered for a moment, raised his head, looked at Lai Weihan with eyes full of curiosity, and said slowly: "Because people often say, you have hard wings, right?" I guess the wings are stiff, so I should be mating/mating, right? ”

Wing? Hard?

Lai Weihan, who heard this explanation, was directly desperate!

Do you want to mate/mate when your wings are hard? Why don't you die?

"Lin Fan, Lin Fan, in my opinion, it's not that the wings of insects are hard! It's you who have hard wings! Lai Weihan said weakly.

After teaching for decades, he has heard countless answers to what insects use/mat, and he has also heard various reasons, only Lin Fan's answers and reasons have broken the boundaries of the world, making people feel a refreshing and desperate feeling.

And those classmates who originally looked confused, after hearing Lin Fan's reason, they couldn't cry or laugh instantly, and many of them stood unsteadily and fell on the stool.

They just don't know what the correct answer is, just listening to Lin Fan's reason, they also know that Lin Fan's answer is wrong, and it is very wrong.

Wing?

Hard?

"No, no, let me laugh for a while." Liu Xiaodong clutched his stomach and burst into laughter directly.

"Boss, are you here to tease me? What do you think of insect wings? Mao Lin also held his stomach and couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Even people like Shen Ruobing and Yan Yi who didn't have too many expressions on their faces twitched fiercely after hearing Lin Fan's strange answer and reason at this moment.

The wings are hard!

I can think of this reason, I'm really drunk!

No one thought that Lin Fan was so serious before, and he deliberately emphasized that everyone should remember the answer to this question.

Who knew it would turn out in just three seconds, and you've given me a hard wing?

"Boss, I really believe in your evil."

"Me too, I still recited it three times in my heart when the boss said that I wanted to remember this answer."

"Alas, don't talk about it!"

"Later, when my dad said that I didn't have hard wings, I didn't even know what I was going to do!"

The students in the class were discussing, and Lai Weihan knew that there was no way to take this class, so he immediately said with a blue face: "Lin Fan, come out with me, please parents!" ”

"Teacher, can I stiffen my wings slightly and say no?" Lin Fan said a little unhappily.

Slightly stiff wings?

it!

What do you want to do?

Lai Weihan's heart chuckled, and he suddenly felt a hairbreak on his back, and then said angrily: "Lin Fan, put away your dirty thoughts, follow me to the training office, and ask for parents." ”

"What's wrong with me? I just don't want to invite parents, huh? What's dirty? Lin Fan pursed his lips, please, what is fierce.

"Hmph, if you can talk nonsense again, it's not like you're going to be invited to be a parent, fight with me, you're still a little tender." Qi Liang said proudly.

If you don't give me a reward, are your wings stiff?

(End of chapter)