When the world was in focus for me, I knew it wasn't easy.

Yang Tassel asked, "Why are you all looking at me?" It's my face that there's something else that doesn't happen. ”

Someone asked: "This general, I heard that you were also involved in the Tianyi Sect back then, and you still led the disciples of several major sects to save their heads, I don't know if this matter is true." ”

Yang Tassel thought for a while and responded: "What you think is true is true, and what you think is fake is false." ”

When he said this, he obviously didn't want to have a good chat.

The group of people held back their anger and said, "If this matter was related to you back then, and it was you who led everyone into the Candle Dragon Palace, you might as well take everyone into the Candle Dragon Hall again this time." After all, Tianyi Sect is a very serious matter for us. If the Tianyi Sect reappears in the rivers and lakes again, then it will definitely roll up the bloody rain on the rivers and lakes. ”

"Yes!" Yang Tassel paused and said, "It's just two days later, when you have enough spirits in two days, I promise to take everyone into the Candle Dragon Palace." But I also have something to say here, and that is that until the black dragon is killed, you must follow the command. Of course, if you have any doubts about what I said, then you can also give your opinion, and I will take it into account. ”

Everyone was originally unwilling to be commanded by this hairy boy, but Ye Hui and Qu Yun expressed their position, and even Yu Zhuochen of Chunyang Palace agreed, so they naturally couldn't say anything.

Yang Tassel went offline directly, got up after a nap and began to rehearse the group talk.

Yang Tassel: "Hello everyone, first of all, I am cross talk actor Yang Tassel, and next to me is my partner, so who's who!" ”

Fat man: "Who, who! I don't have a name or something. ”

Yang Tassel: "You go back!" ”

Fat man: "Go back, where are you going?" ”

Yang tassel: "Where do you like to go back?" Today, due to the absence of my partner, I will give you a stand-up comedy, cross talk, pay attention to ......"

Fat man: "Wait, wait, we're partners, partners, why did you perform stand-up comedy." ”

Huang Baobao suddenly stopped below, and Xu Jianfei also frowned.

Huang Baobao said: "Boss, it's not that this group of crosstalk is not good, or I feel that these jokes you said have been used by others, and there is nothing new." ”

Xu Jianfei nodded and said: "I think what the baby said is reasonable, see if there is any other way to deal with this matter, I feel that this paragraph is not mellow, and the burden is a little boring." ”

Yang Tassel took back the book and looked at it, and also felt that there was a problem, but he is not a professional cross talk actor, you said let him get a script, isn't it embarrassing for him?

And now that the tone has been set, you say that it is not appropriate to change it to something else, and it is too late.

He sat on the chair and thought carefully for a while, then began to delete and modify, and said to the fat man: "Fat man, let's continue, starting from the place where the tail was cut off just now." ”

Yang Tassel: "When I finish performing this stand-up comedy, I will become popular, maybe Mr. Guo Degang will accept me as an apprentice." I'm a little sassy, and my Yang Yunsu is a little inflated. ”

Fat man: "Wait, Yang Yunsu?" When did you change your name? ”

Yang Tassel: "What's the matter, Li Heshuo, you have an opinion." ”

Fat man: "Yes, you already bow your head like capitalism." ”

Note: The teasers of Deyun Club are all from the cloud generation, and the ones who praise are from the crane generation.

Fatty: "But you can't do that!" It's not just the two of us, it's the two brothers! ”

At this time, Huang Baobao and Xu Jianfei came on the stage and greeted everyone.

Huang Baobao said with a smile: "Hello everyone, I am cross talk actor Huang Baobao!" ”

Xu Jianfei said with a smile: "Hello everyone, I am cross talk actor Xu Jianfei!" ”

Yang Tassel bit his lip and said, "Oh my God, baby, how could you take this name!" ”

The fat man was unhappy: "What's the matter, you met for the first day!" ”

Then he entered the cross talk performance of the four, which was very ordinary, and Yang Tassel also found it, and he also had a burden, which was not intensive. And then there are also transfers, but it's not funny enough.

"Boss, this is really not mellow enough!" The fat man said.

Yang Tassel whispered: "Not mellow? Then he suddenly slammed his throat, "Coiled it!" ”

The fat man also snorted, "Then you turn on the air conditioner!" ”

Yang Tassel said: "Let's be here today!" When the last class in the afternoon is over, I'll go back and think about it. ”

The last class is a big class, and it is the old professor who will tell you a history of the Song Dynasty, that is, the story of Zhao Kuangyin, who released military power with a glass of wine.

He suddenly shouted, "Yang Tassel, stand up!" ”

Yang Tassel thought that the old professor was going to ask what he thought about the release of military power with a glass of wine, but the old professor said: "I heard that you are going to PK with the team that originally planned to participate in the 100 schools show, I don't know how you are prepared?" ”

Yang Tassel glanced at the old professor strangely, he wouldn't be here to spy on the military!

However, the old professor is highly respected and will not do such a thing, he replied: "There are still problems for the time being, many places have not been done, I will try to form a complete program next week." ”

"Young people are just energetic, come to the office to find me a bad old man if you need help, and I will definitely do my best to help you."

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback. You must know that if you can get the support of the old professor, others will also have to weigh it.

After all, in the eyes of other countries, the 100 school show may need entertainment programs, especially for the kind that does not pose a threat to their rankings by Banyan Cheng University, they will definitely perform entertainment programs. As for promoting the school's reputation, you mention MIT, Cambridge, and Harvard, just like no one knows.

The schools at the bottom will pay attention to promoting the school, and the program of Rong University should show the style of a great country.

After Yang Tassel expressed his gratitude, he said to the fat man: "Actually, we only have a superficial understanding of cross talk, and it is very difficult to make a good script." Otherwise, let's go to Deyun Club to see their cross talk, which is very helpful to us. ”

The fat man frowned, "Boss, we're not the same as you!" ”

Yang Tassel sighed, put it on the fat man's shoulder and said, "I know what you mean, I have covered your air tickets and food and accommodation." ”

Huang Baobao and they immediately agreed, in fact, they wanted to go to Deyun Club to watch those cross talk actors talk about cross talk a long time ago.

And I don't know how, they feel that the current cross talk, except for the cross talk of Deyun Club and a very small number of people, is not interesting.

Maybe it was raised by the cross talk of Deyun Club, after all, now Deyun Club is full of talents, Deyun's first brother Yue Yunpeng, Deyun Prince Guo Qilin, Meng Hetang, what is the name of the baked cake I forgot, Zhang Helun, Zhang Yunlei and so on.

There are Zhou Jiuliang, Yan Hexiang, Sun Yue, Lang Heyan and other famous ones.

There are also Deyun leaders Guo Degang and Yu Qian in charge, which can be said to occupy half of the cross talk world.

Countless people love to listen to Guo Degang's cross talk, whether you have money or not, Guo Degang will not let you listen to his cross talk.

It depends on how you listen, you can listen to Guo Degang's cross talk in the kitchen, on the sofa, on the balcony, on the bed, and even on the subway and bus.

Yang Tassel is a layman, if you want to make a book, you don't just rely on a few sentences with the student union, you have to show real skills.

The current student union is a black club, so I don't mention anything. What's more, only Xu Qianluo supports herself, if she is not the president of the student union, if she is a vice president, I am afraid that there is no hope for herself to compare with Rong Da.

The next day, the four of them collectively took leave.

The reason is that Xiaoqiang in the township died, and he told Xiaoqiang how tragic and happy he was, which moved the instructor to death.

When the instructor woke up, he called them one by one and found that the four of them collectively turned off their mobile phones, and there was only one possibility, that is, they skipped class and went to the Internet café to surf the Internet.

But I really didn't go to the Internet, I just went to the imperial capital.

So the question is, who is Xiaoqiang?

Xiaoqiang Many years ago, Xing Ye told you in the movie of Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang that Xiaoqiang is a cockroach!

At Rongcheng International Airport, the four of them gathered at the airport to receive their boarding passes, and the fat man said excitedly: "I'm going to see Yue Yunpeng soon, I'm excited!" ”(https:)

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