1. [The swallow flew back]

Bai Wen (expectant face): Sister, sister, look, they are here again this year, and they should give birth to little swallows!

White Narcissus (with a too young and too simple expression): Don't think about it, it's impossible, they won't be able to give birth to little swallows in their lives, so hurry up and pick flowers.

Bai Wei (confused): For dried shrimp?

White Narcissus (see through everything): Because both swallows are male, emphasis is added, male!

Bai Wei: ••••••

2. [Fahai came to the door]

Fahai: Lord Xu, your lady is a thousand-year-old snake demon, leave with the old man quickly, lest he kill him;

Bai Wei: ••••Master, you went to the wrong set.

The great monk holding the golden bowl in his hand was stunned

Fahai: Bai Gongzi, your old attack is a demon, leave with the old man, so as not to be killed by him;

Bai Wen: ••••Master, my old attack hasn't appeared yet, you're early! I'm only 11 years old now.

3. [The big butler of the blue crab who sells the boss]

Blue Crab (pointing to the boss in the pot): Selling fish, selling fish, big black fish more than two feet.

Auntie: How much is this fish!

Blue Crab (looking at the aunt): I don't sell it to women, you can go back.

The aunt scolded and left.

Blue Crab (Dutiful): Selling fish, selling fish, a big black fish of more than two feet.

Young man A: How do you sell this fish, it's cheaper in my Xu family restaurant.

Blue Crab (shakes his head): I don't sell this fish to someone surnamed Xu.

Young man A scolded and left.

The blue crab poured some water on the back of the fish with dry scales.

Blue Crab (Qi and Weak): Selling fish, selling fish, a big black fish more than two feet.

Guy B: How much is this fish!

Blue crab (rubbing your hands for one or two): Twenty Wen

The blackfish is satisfied with the tail swing.

Fourth, [the boss who didn't wait to feed at noon]

Blue Crab: Boss, don't eat it, when Bai Shao comes back and finds that the goldfish have been gnawed by you, he will throw you out.

Blackfish (swallows the last goldfish in the pond): You go and bring the third family and make up the numbers.

Half an hour later, a black carp and a red carp appeared in the pond with a school of small carp.

5. [White Narcissus who decided to work in Baihualou]

Bai Shuixian (with a depressed face, excited in his heart): Wen'er, for you, for this family, my sister went.

Bai Wei (tears): Sister, don't go, my father said it was a bad place.

White Narcissus (wiping tears for her brother): However, if my sister doesn't work, we won't be able to live, you're still young, and my sister can't watch you go hungry.

Bai Wei (very moved, crying): Sister, don't go.

Bai Shuixian: Don't worry, sister, I only sell my body, not my art.

Bai Wei (as if he heard something terrible, and looked confused): ••••••

6. [The child has no food to eat, so he came to support the golden carp of silver]

Blue crab (clutching the purse): Your family is still not a fish, and you eat 1,000 taels a month, but you don't have any money, so you don't give it.

Jin Carp (smiles, shouts): Kids, come and ask Uncle Blue Crab for money.

The water waves, the bubbles rolled, and a group of small carp Wuyang Wuyang came and spat bubbles in their mouths.

Blue Crab (scared silly): I'll give you two thousand taels this month, which is not enough to get it.

The golden carp thanked him and left satisfied, Wuyang Wuyang.

Two days later:

West Lake Neighborhood Committee Billboard:

Protect the West Lake and have fewer children, and family planning will be carried out!

Stealing and paying fines, abiding by the law and being a good fisherman.

In the afternoon:

Golden carp (gritted teeth, reluctantly): To you, five thousand taels, all made up.

Blue Crab (Count Silver Tickets, Brush, Brush, Brush): Welcome to come again next time.

Blackfish swim over.

Blue Crab (waving a silver ticket): Boss, you can go and cheer Bai Wei again.

The blackfish waged its tail and was satisfied.

7. [The first time I saw the white of the pink beauty]

White Narcissus (smiling): Sisters, this is my brother, Little Sugar!

Hula, hula.

Yuyan (hugging her): Little white sugar, so cute!

Yang Liu (pinching his face): Mom, it feels so good!

Momoba (pulling ears): This is fun, worthy of being the younger brother of Narcissus, and he looks so good!

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Bai Wei (physically and mentally traumatized): Women are so scary! Boom!