Outer Chapter: Tea Fan (I)
It's a bit abrupt, but let me introduce it a little bit.
My name is Tomoya Asai, and I currently serve as the vice president of the student council at the school. It's noon on Saturday and the location is on the rooftop of the school building.
Why do I come to school on my day off? That's because our student council is planning a plan for the upcoming school celebration.
Although I have been an accountant in the student council since last year, I am an old member of the student council, but this year I have definitely been much busier.
I guess that's not my delusion. The change from secretary to vice president is probably one of the reasons, but I think the real reason is the change in student council members.
You must know the composition of last year's student union, which is still enviable when you think about it.
As the president, Senior Sister Yanbi is almost a model of the kind of warm and considerate student president, and the vice president, Mitsuki Haihara, is even more rigorous and serious to the point of almost finishing the wall. With the two of them as the core, plus me as an accountant and two cautious third-year seniors who served as vice president and secretary respectively, last year's student council was recognized as the best by all teachers and students.
Speaking of which, I remember that there were rumors that Haiyuan and Senior Sister Shiyan were dating, but it quickly subsided.
If I had to say, that's a shame.
The warm beautiful girl and the sunny beautiful boy, even in my opinion, the two of them are quite compatible, and I remember that their relationship can be said to be quite good. Why didn't they simply socialize? Although I have little interest in other people's emotional problems, I always have some curiosity.
This year, President Salt and the two senior sisters have graduated. Although Haiyuan and I are still in the student union, the addition of members really leaves me speechless.
As the other vice president, the girl was so reluctant that she couldn't speak at all, and the secretary and accountant ...... Now, for example, they are arguing about whose sister is cuter......
Even though it was a day off, we just had a little time to discuss it, and there were no informal student council meetings, and there weren't many rules. But arguing about this kind of topic can only be said to be two stupid people who don't know what to say.
Of course, there is one thing I still want to state. Those two guys are not perverted sisters, on the contrary, their girlfriends are each other's sisters. But in order to confirm the question of who suffered, these two fools engaged in this stupid argument for three days.
How the hell did these two guys get into the student union? Every time I see them, I wonder if something is wrong with our school's student council system. But it doesn't seem right, after all, last year's student council was elected in the same way.
In the end, Haiyuan almost single-handedly took over half of the work of the former senior sister and himself, and I also took on a lot of the part, so the student union was generally not bad. Although it doesn't seem to be as popular as last year, at least as long as Umihara is there, there will be absolutely no problems with the school atmosphere.
Playing against the big ability of LV.4 and the first place in the MMA junior group? If such a person exists, I would really have to admire his courage and at the same time express deep sympathy for his intelligence.
Alas, I seem to have shirked my responsibilities a little too much. Even if your ability is limited, you can help more.
"Asai-san, you can give me an evaluation, which of us is more reasonable?"
How do I know how? Don't get me involved in the argument of you two stupid people! Don't piss me off when I'm just about to muster up the momentum, bastard!
"I haven't seen your sister yet, so if you want to say anything, why don't you let me see the picture?"
Honestly, I'm getting bigger. If it weren't for the internal unity of the student union, I really wanted to scold them.
"You ...... Don't have a photo in your phone? ”
Our other vice president, who had a weak presence, whispered.
"How could there be?"
These two guys are in unison at this time.
"Where in the world is there a brother who keeps a picture of his sister in his mobile phone?"
"That's right, that's right, isn't that an out-and-out perverted girl?"
"Poof! Uh-huh......"
I don't know why, Haiyuan suddenly coughed desperately as if he was almost choked to death on the spot. (The uploader complained: You guys did this, right?) Definitely already done that, right? )
Our student elders, what's wrong? Forget it, it doesn't seem to matter much.
"You always have pictures of your girlfriends, right?"
"Of course!"
"Why don't you show me a picture of your girlfriend?"
What two stupid people, and they are all hopeless.
When I said this, these two guys finally reacted. They each pulled up photos from their phones and put them in front of my eyes.
To be honest, although the two eldest brothers and their boyfriends are out-and-out stupid, the two girls in the photo are indeed very cute types.
I don't have any plans to have a girlfriend for the time being, but I really want to say that my future girlfriend can be the type of these two girls.
But ah, pointing to each other's mobile phones to show off their sisters, no matter how you look at it, people are completely powerless to complain.
"Okay, I see. It's really cute, yes, but it can only be evaluated from a purely aesthetic point of view. After all, I don't have a sister, so I'm not qualified to judge whose sister is cuter. Kaihara, are you too? ”
I've talked to these two fools a lot, and no one can say if they'll become stupid too. I guess I'd better try to shift the target.
"No, I have a sister too."
Our student council president replied to me with an unexpected answer, which I had always thought was an only child.
"Why haven't I heard you talk about it?"
"You've never asked, have you?"
Kaihara's younger sister...... Is it? What will it look like? Is it someone who is as serious as his brother, or is he a little loose because his brother is serious?
"Huh? The president's sister? What kind of person will it be? ”
"I always feel like I'm going to be under a lot of pressure."
The two fools seemed to be a little curious, too. It seems that at least the purpose of the transfer of the target was achieved.
However, I think so. With the excellence of our student council, I always felt that his sister would be under a lot of pressure at home.
Someone who has relatives who are excellent in all aspects of the family should feel this way, right? Always being actively or passively compared to others, and then being depressed to the point where they can't do it.
"It's better that I'm more stressed......"
Is it a delusion? How do you feel that Haiyuan seems to show a wry smile?
Is the relationship between their brother and sister bad?
"Is your brother and sister not on good terms?"
Don't ask, stupid! Although I think so too.
"No, how is that possible." Haiyuan immediately denied it.
"Could it be that your sister is a delicate girl?"
"No, she's not of that character."
"Isn't it tsundere?"
"What are you all thinking? Of course not. ”
"What does that look like?"
These two idiots actually asked about Haiyuan, really.
"What does it look like...... How to say it. She usually spends more time at home, and she doesn't seem to see her and her classmates go out much. It's a little different from the girls now. ”
"Is it an otaku?"
"Don't talk nonsense! Definitely not. She has no hobby in this area. ”
"Do you just don't like chasing what's trendy?"
"I can't say I don't like it, but I really don't see her keen on it."
"Have you ever been coquettish?"
"Don't guess, there's nothing."
"Could it be that she's just doing her own thing when she's at home?"
"That's pretty much it."
"Wearing glasses? Do you wear glasses? ”
"She's not short-sighted. I used to wear contact lenses, but I didn't wear them when I was in middle school. ”
"There's no cuteness at all.,Isn't that just a simple soil girl?"
“#”
The attempt I stopped was a step slower. These two stupid people who don't know whether to live or die! You read too many novels!
Although I myself have already put on the image of a local girl on Haiyuan's sister, I will not say this.
"No, no, no, you can't say that way. Some girls are cute because they have cute hobbies. Does your sister have any hobbies? ”
"If you want to talk about hobbies...... Presumably general relativity? ”
"Or a nerd-type girl?"
“##”
You two don't know how thick the sky is!
Our student council president is rarely angry, but when he does, it's pretty scary.
Looking at Haiyuan's increasingly bright smirk, I cowered and didn't dare to speak at all, while I repeatedly mourned for them in my heart.
"You two ......"
It sounded like Kaihara's voice hadn't changed much. Are you going to let them go?
I just listened to Haiyuan continue.
"Although there is nothing wrong with you two brothers boasting about their sisters. But as a boyfriend, is it not appropriate to always say that your girlfriend is not as good as other girls? If only let your girlfriends know ......"
The two fools seemed to pause for a moment, and then started calling their phones at the same time.
Syllable!
After discovering each other's intentions, the two once again buckled each other's arms holding the phone at the same time.
"What do you want to do?"
"It's just an ordinary brother-sister exchange...... You let me go!"
"That's a coincidence, and so am I. In that case, why don't you let go first? ”
The two guys quickly twisted together. This is also conceivable, after all, if the other party succeeds, I am afraid that I will not be far from the end of the road.
I only have one feeling, that is, you must not offend Haiyuan casually, he is by no means a good stubble. Although this has been known for a long time.
"Then the photography work should be no problem directly to you, right?"
At this time, Haiyuan, who started the attack, turned his head and asked the head of the photography department who was with us, as if he hadn't seen the two of them at all.
In fact, he didn't need to come here at all, but it seemed that the photography department was full of enthusiasm this year, and he actually came over to listen to the specific arrangements.
"No problem."
Since he wasn't a member of the student council, he didn't participate in our conversation at all, just snuggled around and read the magazine without saying a word. It wasn't until Kaihara mentioned him that he raised his head and talked back.
By the way, he was looking at this year's "New Entry". It is said that it was the lowest rated issue in recent years.
In fact, objectively evaluated, this year's "New Student" should be regarded as a standard work. The reason for the poor evaluation is mainly because the quality of last year's special issue of the Garden of the School House was so high that people had some unrealistic expectations for this year.
There are some things that really can't be blindly compared. Just like last year's student model, it is simply something that can be met but not sought.
Before I saw that issue of "New Entry", I couldn't even believe that there were such beautiful girls in this world. Originally, I thought I should be surprised by beautiful girls.,After all, I work with a rare beauty like Sister Yanyan every day.。 However, last year's Sister Qiong Nai in "New Entry" was actually a super beautiful girl who compared to the senior sister of Yan.
That's right, in that special issue of "New Students", the girls from the other four schools were no more beautiful and moving than Sister Yan. Only the Dome sister of Tokiwadai Middle School who is the main finale.,That's an existence that even a big beauty like Sister Shio can't compare to at all.。
It is no exaggeration to say that there is even a sense of shock as if even the soul is trembling.
I believe it's definitely not just my personal feelings. I'm sure it's not just a matter of being a boy. Anyone, no matter what gender, no matter what the difference in aesthetics, will never have the slightest objection to the beauty of the Dome sister. They will inevitably reach an absolute consensus on this point.
But I have to make it clear that although I also admit that I like Sister Dome very much (then again, there should be no one who doesn't like Sister Dono), I don't have too high expectations for the girlfriend I might find in the future. I'm already thankful to be as cute as those two stupid sisters, and I don't expect her to be as beautiful and moving as Sister Yan. As for Sister Dono, I can only say that I am not the kind of man who would harbor unrealistic fantasies.
It seems to be a bit of a stretch.
"If I need better photographic equipment, I can find a way to borrow some. It seems that there are quite a few enthusiasts in our school in this area. ”
"Not at all, President." The head of the photography department pushed his glasses, and his words were full of pride and confidence that others could not understand. "Trust us. Photography is a profound art, and its true charm will never be understood by those who can only play with equipment. ”
It seems that they are completely burning, and it seems that they are really motivated.
"In that case, then I will give you carte blanche on behalf of the student council. You have no objections, do you? ”
We shook our heads in unison and said we had no objections.
"Okay, that's pretty much the end of it. Next ......"
"Wait a minute, Kaihara." I interjected and interrupted him, "It's not early, let's talk about it after lunch." ”
Compared with Senior Sister Yanyan, Haiyuan has the problem of ignoring time once he gets busy. As his old partner, I also know when to remind him.
We were all ready to order takeout, and no one brought a bento, not even Kaihara himself.
I looked at the two fools over there who were still twisted together......
Forget it, I'll call.
I took out my phone and thought about which takeaway tasted better. We also have to think about health issues, although we are fine, but as an athlete, Kaihara has dietary restrictions.
"What do you want to eat?"
"Today's track and field department training, the school should prepare a nutritious meal for the track and field department, I'll just go buy one."
Umihara replied as he tapped on the keyboard of his notebook.
"Anyway, why do you always see you working on a computer these days, something?"
"Isn't our school doing this? The head of the house asked me to help me with something. ”
The academics of our school are quite amazing. Although it does not have a completely meritocratic education like Tokiwadai, the average level is not as good as Tokiwadai. But when it comes to quantity, it's lighthearted. Since the base is large, the total number of outstanding students is naturally quite large. So many times, the school will also ask for excellent students to help in their own field of study. In this regard, last year's Senior Sister and Haiyuan were among the best. Even I myself have helped me with the structural mechanics of buildings that I am good at, although I can't compare to them.
Far from it. Just as I was pulling my thoughts back, a small dot appeared above the sky.
What is that?
In astonishment, the rapidly enlarged point approached us rapidly.
It's like, it's a figure?
The sound of piercing the air faded as it approached, and it was clear that the other party had slowed down.
Could it be that the target will be us?
"Hey, ...... Kaihara"
I was about to warn our president, but I noticed that he seemed to be staring in the direction where the figure was flying with a surprised expression.
Soon, we knew why.
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Author's note: This is not the main article. It's just that I want to think about the content and plot of the next volume, so I will get something to play at will first. That's what the name "Chaban" means.
The next volume is titled "MAY_DAY" and is the chapter that officially enters the dark side. It is more difficult in terms of plot arrangement.
Actually, I haven't really started to write the plot so far. Throughout these two volumes, the characters are mainly depicted rather than the plot. I hope that in the more everyday description, the image of the characters can be determined first and then the plot will be developed, so that the plot will not be too abrupt. Maybe the current content will make people feel that the pace of the story is a little slow.