My Sofa !!

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A group of uninvited guests came to the Ministry of Magic.

They were not employees of the Ministry of Magic, nor did they have reservations for guest access (phone booths), but used the fireplace in the atrium of the Ministry of Magic to break into the foyer on the eighth basement floor without permission.

There were about a dozen of them (some members of the Order of the Phoenix remained at headquarters), and the leader was an old man with long white hair and a white beard - presumably Mr. Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and most likely someone else impersonating him—because he was wearing a dark purple waist-cinching wizard's robe with stars and moons, especially the bag.

Among the uninvited guests was a good-looking boy with black hair and black eyes, who drew his wand as soon as he stepped out of the fireplace (his wand was also very different, there were two small golden snakes with scales and antlers. >> Wrap around it)——

"Broken bones!"

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In the middle of the foyer on the eighth basement floor is a fountain.

In the middle of a circular waterhole stands a group of solid gold statues, larger than a human life.

The tallest of them was a noble wizard with a wand held high and pointed to the sky.

Surrounding him was a beautiful witch, a centaur, a goblin, and a house-elf.

The centaurs, elves, and house-elves all looked up at the two wizards in infinite adoration.

Beams of shining water shot out from the tip of the wizard's wand, from the centaur's arrowhead, from the tip of the elf's hat, from the ears of the house-elf, and the water tinkled and clanged.

This is the most well-known and proud ...... of the Ministry of Magic Wait a minute!

“…… Ping Pong ...... Whoa! ”

Ladies and students, dear readers, after the "Reducto Elimination Spell, which can only eliminate solids", please allow Ben Salted Fish to reintroduce to you-

This is the most well-known and proud ...... of the Ministry of Magic Fountain of the Magic Brothers...... Site.

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The guards of the Ministry of Magic were shocked to hear that there was an eyeless guy who had eaten the bear's heart leopard gall and dared to smash the field in broad daylight, so they carried a sledgehammer...... Carrying a magic wand, they rushed to the scene of the incident with vigor - when they saw the face of the perpetrator, they immediately retracted without saying a word.

Without him, the perpetrator is handsome, handsome, handsome, and compelling, with sufficient hair and appearance, which is too rebellious, and almost blinded their aluminum alloy dog eyes - vomit!

In fact, it is because although the perpetrator is a yellow person who is prone to causing collective face blindness in a corrupt country, only that face can be recognized by them when it is burned to ashes!

He is - the father of the Ministry of Magic, the super invincible rich, and the one who will take money and slap his face if he disagrees - His Excellency Lin Xiaoan!

Our most honorable gold lord father of the Ministry of Magic is idle, he likes to smash the sculpture himself and listen to the sound, what's wrong?

Yes?!

I! Only! Ask! You! How! Why!! Finish?!!

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Look at this mess all over the ground, how shocking it is, and it gives people infinite inspiration!

Only the great father of the gold lord can smash such an artistic effect!

The old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, the gold owner's father's family started with a gold mine, is there a lack of your gold?

The father of the gold owner must want to help our Ministry of Magic get a new, taller, bigger, heavier pure gold statue, can't he?!

Besides, it's an honor for all the staff of the Ministry of Magic to make the gold owner's father happy! As long as the gold lord's father is happy, even if he wants to smash the entire Ministry of Magic-

Belch...... What, don't want 10,000, don't want 8,000, just 998! Nine million ,980,000 gold Galleons, the Ministry of Magic will take (with) back to (smash) home!

Specifically, let's leave it to the "big guys" to solve, we are just small minions, we can't afford to provoke, we can't afford to provoke ......

The guards slipped away, and then Dumbledore and Lin Xiao'an and their party drove straight in, not to mention that the Ministry of Magic had any effective resistance, even the pretended obstruction had not been encountered.

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Lin Xiao'an had rehearsed several times in his mind before he came, such as how to deal with the guards of the Ministry of Magic, what to do if the Aurors came forward, and what to do when he encountered staff at all levels...... Damn, he didn't expect it to be like this-

"No, that's easy! Isn't the Art of War, which I just learned, completely useless? Wrong...... Quite wrong...... Could it be that someone is secretly selling corruption (the idiot of the author)...... Ambush?! ”

Dumbledore was not always innocent with a smile on his face as usual, but a rare seriousness.

He didn't comment on Lin Xiaoan's words, and led everyone through the atrium to a relatively small hall next to him. There are at least twenty elevators, blocked by elaborate golden fence gates.

With a clattering sound, an elevator descended in front of them.

The golden fence door slid open slightly, and Dumbledore stepped into the elevator: "Everyone, go to the first basement floor, the minister's office." ”