Chapter Seventy-Two: Meow!
With the addition of status, the output of the wand is really much more powerful.
"Grinning Hulala" - the silver light of the tickling spell usually used for pranks was almost thicker than Lin Xiao'an's arm, and it accurately hit the basilisk's jaw.
Even though the basilisk's eyes were still in severe pain, the intense itching sensation in the area made its whole body relax weakly, and it grinned as if it was laughing.
……
Lin Xiaoan vigilantly stared at the basilisk with his mouth wide open and began to tremble, and with a backhand pull, he dragged Xiao Hei, who had been hanging around his neck since the basilisk appeared, into his hand.
"Blackie—"
Lin Xiaoan picked Xiao Hei up, face to face, eye to eye, and spoke very quickly, using what others thought was some kind of mysterious spell, which was actually pure flower language, and said to Xiao Hei: "You are a system King Kong, not bad, a hundred poisons do not invade life, and Tianqi can't die if you want to, all of the above are true——"
Blackie: "Meow? ”
Lin Xiaoan: "The maintenance system is used for a thousand days, and you have eaten a lot of spicy fish at the critical moment, and you have to solve problems for the host, do you say-"
Blackie: "...... Cat’s meow. ”
Lin Xiaoan: "This snake has lived for hundreds of years, there is definitely a Neidan, it is impossible not to have it, anyway, the fantasy fairy tales are almost unreasonable, you will definitely be able to absorb the energy of the Neidan and turn it into your own——"
Black: "Meow ......"
Lin Xiaoan: "In the last life, labor and management graduated from the Chinese department, and you have been squandering with labor and management in the country of planting flowers for a long time, you must know the story that Princess Iron Fan and her little uncle have to say, right——"
Blackie: "Meow...... Oh? ”
……
Lin Xiao'an was angry and dantian, in Slytherin (?) He put a horse on his head to accumulate strength, picked up Xiao Hei, and shot the eagle eagle with a bow—
Throw Blackie into the basilisk's bloody mouth!
"Go ahead! Blackie! Your future is a sea of stars! Extinguish it, and the Universe Outstanding System Award of the Century is yours! (It's still the language of flowers)
Blackie: "Meow meow !!meow ”
Compared to the size of the basilisk, Xiao Hei is like a peanut, and the basilisk swallows Xiao Hei in one gulp without care.
"Grinning Hulala" seems to have failed, and the basilisk has focused on Lin Xiao'an again, but it is a snake that grew up in a rotten country, and it may not know one thing-
Peanuts can also choke people to death.
……
"Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle! ”
The basilisk suddenly straightened up!
The human cubs present watched as the basilisk's belly suddenly bulged into a large bag—bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger—as big as a pregnant snake that was pregnant with eighteen tuplets and about to give birth.
At first, the basilisk could still roll and roar on the ground, but gradually, the basilisk turned into a fat rugby ball with two pointed ends in the middle - Lin Xiao'an, who was closest to the basilisk, was very sure that he heard the sound of the snake bone shattering.
“…… Burst! ”
At last, the basilisk reached the limit of what it could bear, and the skin of the basilisk cracked from its back, and the whole snake was almost broken in two, and it could not die again.
"There are many obstacles!"
"Armor protection!"
"Waterproof and moisture-proof!"
Lin Xiaoan quickly moved from Slytherin (?) He jumped off his head and used his wand, which was full of hormones in anticipation of the arrival of his girlfriend, to cast three spells in succession, blocking the black snake blood that gushed out like a fountain for Harry and them—I don't know which spell worked, Lin Xiao'an simply used them all.
……
The cubs gathered around Lin Xiao'an, staring at the break in the basilisk's body with palpitations—
There was a huge black fluffy cat's paw sticking out of it—
The claws were getting smaller and smaller...... In the end, Xiao Hei, who had returned to the normal size of the flower gardener, walked out of the basilisk's belly with a straight face.
How can you tell a meow with a "straight face"?
Of course, it's because Xiao Hei's resentment is so strong that it's almost turned into substance!
Let's look at Xiao Hei and then look at Lin Xiaoan: "......"
Lin Xiao'an's eyes rolled, and he suddenly lay down on the spot, pinching his neck, and shouted loudly with a painful and exaggerated expression: "Ah! I touched the blood of the basilisk! Yes! I'm poisoned! Come ~Bird~! Help~life~ah! Yes!! ”
Cubs: "......"
Black: "......"
……
Not to mention, Phoenix Fawkes really received Dumbledore's advice that if a student is poisoned by a basilisk, he must go to the treatment as soon as possible-
Like a whirlwind of gold and red, Fox swept lightly over everyone's heads and landed on Lin Xiaoan's chest-
It put its beautiful little head next to Lin Xiaoan's cheek, and big tears like pearls flowed from its eyes-
Then he was knocked out by Lin Xiaoan's magic wand!
The cubs and Blackie: "......"
Lin Xiaoan carried Fox like a turkey to be slaughtered, and smiled at the cubs: "Dear friends, finally, we finally defeated the boss after a lot of hardships and cleared the customs-
Now, let's get a piece of the spoils...... Loot now! ”