Chapter 3 On the Self-cultivation of Eunuchs
Xue Bin, who finished the meeting in the morning, became like a mourner, and he didn't even take a few bites of lunch. Now they are hunched and thumping their backs, standing across the courtyard of the side hall of Tangquan Palace, listening to the lectures given to these newcomers by the Yellow Gate, and their hungry chests are pressed against their backs.
Seeing that the sun was in the west and he didn't send food, he felt more and more aggrieved in his heart.
“…… Your Majesty is in a bad mood these days, so you can pay attention to your work for me. You haven't forgotten what happened a few days ago, have you? If anyone chews on the root of their tongue again, that's your fate! Alright, let's all disperse......"
Xue Bin breathed a sigh of relief and was about to retreat, but he was called to stop, his heart tightened, and he hurriedly made a respectful gesture.
"What's your name? Looking at the face? ”
"Lord Hui, the little Xue Wen, was sent by the eldest princess to serve in this Weiyang Palace some time ago. It's the first day of reporting today. ”
Hearing that it was someone assigned by the eldest princess, the chamberlain glanced at it a few times, and his face was indeed tender, and he thought of the Mrs. Li who was now living in the Yannian Palace, and couldn't help but shake his head.
"Since it was assigned by Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, let's go to the Qingliang Palace to serve! Zhuang Huai, let him follow you in the future! ”
"Whoa."
Xue Bin followed up with this Zhuang Huai's father-in-law. This is the leader of the future, but it has to be knotted. The boss arranged for him to make preliminary preparations in Weiyang Palace this month, if something goes wrong, he will be changed to a position as a eunuch, such as the battlefield of the Yuan team...... That's really what the heavens should not do, and what the earth is not spiritual.
With both hands, a golden nude rolled down from the cuff. Grabbed the father-in-law Zhuang who was walking slowly in front of him: "Father-in-law, your things have dropped." ”
Zhuang Huai glanced at the golden nude on the ground, smiled knowingly, put it away, nodded to him and said, "Our family understands, don't worry, the eldest princess's meaning will definitely be done." In fact, even if you kid is not so clever, our family will not dare to slack off. The left and right are arranged to make you suffer less flesh and skin, hehe. ”
“?” Xue Bin looked confused. Got it? What does he know? Still arranged? It's just an ordinary routine to curry favor with the boss. This is still the experience that Lulu had taught him for a long time before the business trip.
Lulu was a palace maid in the Tang Palace, and it was a mixed affair.
"Don't look at all the work of serving tea and water, making beds and stacking quilts, it depends on where you do it. Let's go to the Cool Palace, but where Your Majesty rests every day, if Your Majesty doesn't pamper the harem concubines, they will all rest in the Cool Palace. ”
"What does the little master do?"
Zhuang Huai glanced at him, and smiled again, laughing so much that Xue Bin's heart trembled.
"You're in charge of the vigil. This work is very easy, if the emperor does not rest in the Qingliang Palace, he can rest at will. You have to seize the opportunity, if you really cross that Li Yannian, you have to help my father-in-law and me ask for a reward from the eldest princess. ”
"Thank you, father-in-law." sent Grandpa Zhuang away with a flattering face.
Xue Bin was looking for the kitchen while wondering what went wrong...... "Li Yannian...... Li Yannian......"
Isn't this Li Yannian the brother of the legendary Mrs. Li. He once raised a dog in the palace of Emperor Wu, and later became a famous musician in the Western Han Dynasty because he was good at music. The author of the "Pretty Woman's Song". What does this have to do with him?
Huh? Kitchenette?
Pushing open a door, it was the small kitchen of the Qingliang Palace. Taking advantage of the darkness and no one inside, I quickly touched the two nests and gnawed them. If you are hungry all night, you will not have the strength to work tomorrow.
……
"Boss? Isn't it a bit risky for you to throw Xue Bin's goods to the Han Dynasty for preliminary surveys? Why don't I go too! There is also a response to each other. "Zuo is not a captain, he is really worried about that bastard. Ever since that kid entered the execution team, he has been following him, and this is the first time he has gone out on a mission alone is the undercurrent of the Han Palace, so he can't help but be a little worried.
Xu Yougui covered his mouth and snickered on the side.
"Laughing at what?"
"Team Zuo, Xiao Guizi is thinking about what you look like as a eunuch! Haha, it's not that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is not good for your powerful mouth! Zhang Xin coaxed on the side, and everyone laughed when they heard it.
"Zuo Zhi, don't worry, he'll deal with it. It's just a matter of installing a few listening devices and locators. A month is more than enough time. It's not for him to be the second Li Yannian, chastity is unhindered, chastity is unhindered, haha! Qian Xiaoqian also made a few jokes.
"Hey, I said you ......"
"However, we need to hurry up on our side. According to the plan for the morning meeting, here in the Qing Dynasty, Xiao Guizi and I went over. Let's get Miss Guo done with the Kangxi Dynasty first. Lvalue? ”
"Yes."
"You and Lulu go to the Western Jin Dynasty, and when the Yuan team is over, return as soon as possible. Then go to meet me during the Yongzheng period. After Qian Xiaoqian explained, Zhang Xin said: "I will arrange it for the company, you can rest assured." If you have any questions, please contact the headquarters in time. ”
"Sister Xin, if there is a problem that can't be solved, you call this." Qian Xiaoqian thought about it, and still handed the business card in his hand to Zhang Xin.
Zhang Xin looked at him, wanting to speak and stopping, but was interrupted by other things. Looking back, Qian Xiaoqian had already discussed specific operation matters with Guo Xiang in the reception room.
Zhang Xin frowned and silently recited the business card in his hand: "Sheng Yunsheng ......"
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Xue Bin didn't know how his boss and colleagues arranged themselves. If he really heard it, maybe he would be able to understand why the chamberlain and Zhuang Huai treated him like that.
These days, he took advantage of his position to install all the bugs in the Qingliang Palace. The data from the contact test with the headquarters also showed that the acceptance was normal.
At this time, he was worried about how to go to other palaces, but Zhuang Huai came to find him.
"Your Majesty has important things to deal with today, I'm afraid that I won't have to go to the harem, so I will rest in the Qingliang Palace. But don't be too anxious, it's really not a good time today, just wait carefully, there will be more opportunities in the future. ”
He didn't understand the main point of Grandpa Zhuang's words, but he got the information he wanted.
I can see Liu Che tonight.
He doesn't have enough time, and if he doesn't have the convenience given by His Majesty, he can't wander around the palaces. But according to the boss's requirements, it is necessary to install eavesdropping and positioning in the place where His Majesty lives, the place where Weiyang Palace receives courtiers, and the important halls of Changle Palace also need to be placed.
So, tonight, this opportunity, we must seize it. Who knows if a horse like Liu Che will have a chance not to go to the harem and spoil the concubines in a month.
Xue Bin has thought many times about the scene of the first time he saw this emperor in Chinese history. Is it to bow to the head and shout long live the mountain, thank him for driving out the Xiongnu, solving the threat of the Xiongnu to the Central Plains since the early Western Han Dynasty, and incorporating the Western Regions into the Chinese territory? Or is it ironic that he deposed the Confucianism of the Hundred Schools and destroyed the inheritance of the Hundred Schools?
In fact, none of this has anything to do with him Xue Bin. History has always been a horizontal commentary, and if we talk about it vertically, it will be biased. As an emperor, since he has been placed in the position of the first emperor of the ages, the merits and demerits have been closed, and it is useless to say more.
The night is getting thicker, and in the cool hall of Weiyang Palace, except for the warm pavilion, all the lights are turned off.
Liu Che sat on the warm couch, holding a bamboo slip in his hand, his brows furrowed.
Xue Bin knelt on the side, not daring to make the slightest sound.
I thought that Liu Che would go to bed as soon as he came, and he was still thinking about how to create opportunities for himself. But he didn't want Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to be so diligent, and after seeing the courtiers in the Xuanshu Palace, he didn't forget to deal with political affairs when he returned to the Qingliang Palace. Just gave Xue Bin time to think carefully about his strategy.
"Humph! This group of corpses and vegetarians, do I really dare not punish them? Liu Che suddenly said this, and smashed the bamboo slip in his hand on the ground, which made Xue Bin tremble.
Seeing the words leaking from the bamboo slips spread out, Fang Wenshan probably guessed that Sang Hongyang's reform had encountered some obstacles.
Thinking about it, this method of "leveling" is equivalent to the implementation of macroeconomic regulation and control in ancient times, and stabilizing prices, which is a good thing, but it will inevitably touch the interests of the powerful, and it is normal to have obstacles.
"What are you doing? I don't pick it up yet. ”
Liu Che looked at the little eunuch lying beside him and stared at Song Shu with a curious expression, and he didn't know how to pick it up for himself, which was a little angry and funny.
"Huh? Here. ”
It's over, forget that eunuchs can't interfere in politics, if Liu Xiaozhu sees that I recognize the words on it, it won't be a small life! Hurriedly picked up the bamboo slip and handed it to Liu Che tremblingly.
Liu Che saw that this little eunuch was so bold, and suddenly wanted to tease him.
"I don't think I've seen you before?"
"Back to Your Majesty, the little one was sent to the palace by Princess Pingyang. I mentioned it to you in the princess's mansion a few days ago, but maybe you forgot it. ”
"Huh? Is it? I'm not impressed. You, lift your head up, and let me take a closer look, and maybe I can remember. ”
Hearing this, Xue Bin couldn't help but slander. Remembered? Can you remember to see the hell? I'm just trying to fool myself in. Directly crossing to Weiyang Palace, I don't even know what Princess Pingyang looks like.
Slander is slander, should you raise your head or raise your head.
While Liu Che observed him, he also took the opportunity to see what Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked like, and he could go back and brag to those female colleagues.
It is not similar to the appearance of Chen Baoguo's costume in my impression. Liu Che is now in his forties, not young, but he is unexpectedly well maintained, he does not look old, but he looks no more than thirty years old. There is no cumbersome court dress, a dark casual dress, wide shoulders and narrow hips, and he looks more and more majestic under the outline of the dark red waist. Needless to say, the appearance is picturesque, and the nose is firm and firm. But the lips are thin, and the look is a little ruthless.
"Have you seen enough?" Liu Che said in a deep voice. I don't know who's looking at whom. Say he's bold, throw a bamboo slip and be scared like that; Let's say that he is timid, not only does he read the music without authorization, but he also dares to stare at the emperor's face and keep looking.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, little ...... The little one didn't want to offend His Majesty. ”
I'm sorry? Liu Che was stunned, this was the first time he had heard a minion apologize to him like this.
Interesting, really interesting.
"I look good, are you good-looking?"
"Uh...... His Majesty is the Son of Heaven, naturally handsome and hearty. Xue Bin has never seen such a narcissist, and asked others if he was handsome......
"Haha, you can talk. Who taught you flattery? ”
"Back to Your Majesty, the little one once read a book."
"Oh? What book? ”
"On the self-cultivation of eunuchs." At this time, Xue Bin had completely forgotten to pretend to be illiterate. Opening his mouth is a mouthful of nonsense when joking with his own left team.