Some people say that when you look at people, you first look at your legs, and your legs are not good-looking, what else can you expect?

In fact, I personally think that looking at people should look at everything. Start with the face, then look at the body form, then at the legs.

Some people say that when the lights are dark, it's all the same.

Actually, it's a lot worse, as soon as the lights go dark, you know who she is and who she is. It's impossible to become the person you think, what are you called, there is a word for meaning.

Therefore, Yang Tassel has been looking at beauties on this day.

Beautiful women from all over the world, and unsightly delegations are embarrassed to come. This is a very normal thing, after all, we all have a unified standard for beauty and ugliness. Maybe it's not good, and you don't like it. But in fact, that's it, it's useless if you're not convinced!

In the evening, it is the beginning of the event, and it is also the most lively time.

Hua Xi came to the stage in the appearance of Lolita, setting off a high mood for the event. Countless people frantically shouted Huaxi and Huaxi.

Xu Qianluo stood beside Yang Tassel and hehe, "I didn't expect you to know Hua Xi, and the relationship is not ordinarily good!" ”

"Normal, handsome people know people, they are all handsome men and beautiful women. Do you see the one I know, is there an ugly one? For example, you, Xu Qianluo's beauty. ”

The student union next to him was stunned, but now the school has spread, knowing that these two are boyfriend and girlfriend, what did they do wrong, and they were fed a mouthful of dog food to watch a show, and they really thought they were dogs!

"Hehe, are you slapping me on the back?" Xu Qianluo squinted at him.

Yang Tassel shook his head, "How can you describe you as a horse?" I'm not very good at horseback riding! ”

Xu Qianluo directly kicked Yang Tassel hard, this guy is really completely free of himself, thinking that the vast world is your love.

Yang Tassel really didn't mean anything else, he didn't mean that, it was Hua Xi who directly misunderstood, how could he be? Forget it, Hua Xi didn't say anything, how did it become a crooked understanding.

Sure enough, people are shameless and invincible in the world.

The light stick in Hua Xi's hand was waving, just like the laser sword that he used to watch Kamen Rider, brushing and brushing, with Hua Xi's heavy makeup, Yang Tassel felt that he didn't know Hua Xi anymore. So, makeup is a magic trick. Maybe when your wife takes off her makeup, you still think that you slept with someone else's wife, don't you think it's funny?

Why is it Lao Wang next door, I would rather be an old Yang next door, you can call me Uncle Yang.

Huaxi's dynamic dance has made many foreigners crazy, and they are originally self-hilarious characters.

"By the way, I heard today that there was a problem with the delegation from the University of Oxford?"

Xu Qianluo sighed and said: "This is July, and the highest temperature in Rongcheng has also been 41 degrees Celsius, and this year it is really not hot, it is only 31 degrees Celsius, and as a result, many of them have heat stroke." Saying that they are going to die of heat, I am also very generous! ”

Yang Tassel smiled, indeed, for the delegation from the UK, not only Oxford but also Cambridge, they are all the same, they are all shouting hot.

Why, every summer they spend the same time as we do in the spring, 23 to 25 degrees Celsius, and when they get used to this temperature all year round, they feel that 31 degrees Celsius is unimaginable.

I don't want to think about China's furnace cities, how they survive. Is it impossible to blow the air conditioner at home every day and not go to work?

It's impossible, squeeze the bus with people on a hot day, and stay with sweat. If it weren't for the fact that there were many girls in the car and few clothes, you could still rub oil, otherwise who would want to take the bus!

Of course, don't be a bus pervert, we are civilized people.

One small step for civilization, one giant step forward.

"And then, what did you do with the president?"

"What else can I do? Adjusted their program to seven or eight o'clock in the evening on the 16th, except for a little bit of heat, the temperature also went down. Otherwise, let them go to the show under the sun! ”

So far, after watching so many shows, it is still the programs performed by Bloomage that make people spew blood. It is worthy of being an otaku god and goddess, two words, happiness!

"Hey, my pro bought it!"

A voice came from behind Yang Tassel, he looked at Xu Qianluo embarrassedly, Xu Qianluo took a deep breath, turned his head to look at this blonde and blue-eyed, big girl, looked at Yang Tassel and said, "I seem to have seen her, I forgot, don't you introduce me?" ”

"Heidi, my high school classmate!"

"High school classmates!"

"Yes, my classmate from my alma mater, this time she came with the delegation."

Xu Qianluo whispered: "Do you boys all like girls with big breasts?" ”

Yang Tassel looked at Xu Qianluo a few times, Xu Qianluo gave him another kick, and he replied: "You don't have to say it very quietly, she will only say simple hello in Chinese, and nothing else." As for you asking me, I don't know about the others, I'm not like them, I like the bigger. ”

"Get out!"

"Heidi, my friend, when is your delegation performing?"

Heidi replied, "Tomorrow at noon, we will perform our national characteristics, and I hope you will come and watch it then." ”

"Of course, that's what I'm supposed to do."

Heidi hugged Yang Tassel and left, she was going back to the hotel.

Although the security is many times better than usual, maybe a lot of bad guys are lurking in, and for girls, it's right to follow more people.

Xu Qianluo said: "Amazing, my brother!" ”|

"Handsome, what method do I have, I don't want to be very good!"

Yang Tassel waved his hand and motioned for Xu Qianluo to praise himself.

Xu Qianluo sighed a few times and said, "Do you think I want to go with your Ren."

The teacher said that if you fail the course, will they give me face? ”

Yang Tassel looked at Xu Qianluo with disdain, and smiled contemptuously, "I said President Xu, you also underestimate me." Even if you don't tell the teacher, I'll fail! ”

"And what are you proud of?"

"Am I proud? How can I be proud, I confess, I'm a scumbag! ”

On stage, Bloomage's performance ended, Yang Tassel sighed, and he talked to Xu Qianluo, Bloomage only watched a short part of the performance, but it was a pity.

Suddenly, a handsome foreign guy in the audience ran up to the stage and shouted at Hua Xi: "Beautiful goddess from the East, I love you, marry me!" ”

Hua Xi was stunned, the host was stunned, and Yang Tassel under him was also stunned, and immediately shouted loudly: "Reject him, reject him!" ”

This sentence was spoken in English, and soon, countless voices rang out, promising him to promise him.

This handsome guy said: "I am a prince from Arabia, I have countless oil fields in my family, beautiful Miss Huaxi, please marry me!" From now on, you will be my princess, and you will have untold wealth and supreme power. ”

"Promise him, promise him!"

Bloomage's fans don't seem to have any effect at this time, and their voices are not as loud as these people!

Xu Qianluo looked at this scene with a smile, and she was very happy to see that Yang Tassel was self-defeating.

Hua Xi said with a faint smile on his face, "I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness the Prince. I already have someone I like, so I can't like you! ”

"Oh Maiga, it's a pity that you rejected me, do you know how many people want to marry me?"

"I'm sorry, but that person definitely doesn't include me!"

Yang Tassel shouted beautifully, in the voice of only two people, his abrupt voice came out, and the eyes of tens of thousands of people were staring at him, Yang Tassel wanted to find Xu Qianluo, Xu Qianluo was already eight hundred meters away from him.

Hua Xi looked at Yang Tassel with a smile on his face, with a very sweet look on his face.

Yang Tassel looked at so many people looking at him, and his face instantly turned a little red, but fortunately, the current lights were colorful, making him look like usual.

When he wanted to run, Xu Qianluo came over again, grabbed him, and handed him a microphone.

Yang Tassel is about to cry, Xu Qianluo is so pitiful of himself, is it interesting?

Yang Tassel's heart is crossed, and he is still a little afraid! Forget it, shameless, he said in fluent English: "Dear students, welcome to Rongcheng University, I only want to represent all the members of the Rongcheng Student Union, welcome your arrival, and express my high gratitude and condolences. I'm not in the student council, but ......"

A foreigner said dissatisfiedly: "If you are not a student, don't beep!" ”

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