Chapter 70: Don't Provoke Me
A group of people vaguely heard who Wei Shu was talking to, and they couldn't understand what they were saying, a young man suddenly slapped himself, and then asked everyone: "Tell me quickly, does one plus one equal two, and does five plus five equal ten?" ”
A middle-aged man was calmer, and he glanced at the young man with disdain: "Are you afraid of an egg?" ”
The young man was confused, and he said: "I suspect that I have hypothermia and have seen hallucinations, tell me quickly, is one plus one equal to two?" ”
There are still a few people in the team who are relatively calm, they are quite old and have seen more, so they are not afraid.
After a while, Wei Shu turned back, and he said, "It's okay, the coffin lid has opened a hole, I have covered it, and I will find a nail to nail it tomorrow." ”
A group of people suddenly felt a chill on their backs, why did the coffin lid open an opening by itself?
The young man wanted to cry without tears: "Brother Wei, can you go and nail it now?" I'm worried that tomorrow the nail will be too late. ”
Wei Shu smiled: "It's okay, it's my friend who is lying there, and the coffin is warm and comfortable, and there is Peng Niao pulling the cart, so she won't climb out." ”
A group of people were speechless, the atmosphere was originally quite terrifying, but when they heard Wei Shu say this, they suddenly felt that there was no terrifying atmosphere.
The young man was still a little scared, he had just sat down and picked up a skewer of grilled fish, but suddenly a black shadow flashed, and the grilled fish in his hand disappeared in an instant.
The young man suddenly jumped up again: ", what is it?" ”
A middle-aged man was angry: "Don't be surprised, hurry up and go to bed after eating, such an adult, I'm afraid of an egg." ”
The young man sat down cautiously and went to fetch another grilled fish, only to see another black shadow flash, and the grilled fish in his hand disappeared again.
The young man rolled to the ground in fright, he retreated to the fire, turned his back to the fire, and constantly looked vigilantly at the dark surroundings: "What is it, everyone be careful!" ”
At this time, another black shadow attacked, and its target was a grilled fish with an attractive fragrance, but Wei Yu poked out with a claw and directly grabbed the black shadow.
The black shadow was caught by Wei Shu and was still struggling, as if it wanted to bite Wei Shu back, but its neck was grabbed by Wei Shu, and it couldn't turn back and bite people at all.
Everyone was a little surprised, they didn't see what happened just now, they saw Wei Shu stretch out his hand, and then he grabbed a guy who was black except for his back was gray.
When the young man saw this creature, he was shocked: "Brother Pingtou? ”
The honey badger, known as the flat-headed brother, has a fierce personality and is not convinced by anyone, if you provoke it, it can chase you for a few streets.
Everyone was amazed, this was the first time they had met Brother Pingtou.
The young man walked over: "I was almost scared to death, but this flat-headed brother is so fast, I didn't see a single grilled fish and it was gone." ”
The honey badger is still committing murder, it is just that no one is convinced, it is caught by Wei Shu and is still struggling, and wants to reflexively bite Wei Shu.
Wei Shu looked at the honey badger with a disapprehensive expression, but he didn't want to bother with it, so he shouted loudly: "Cat." ”
A kitten got its head out of Su Mu's hair, and it was sleeping there when it heard Wei Shu calling it.
Wei Shu immediately threw the honey badger at it and motioned for it to deal with it.
Everyone was a little surprised, why did they throw such a big honey badger at such a small kitten?
As a result, the next moment, they all understood.
The honey badger fell to the ground, and wanted to be vicious, as if he wanted to attack Wei Shu, but the kitten suddenly fell from the sky and slapped the honey badger directly on the head, directly slapping the honey badger into the snow.
The crowd clearly felt the ground shake, and then they saw the gray flat head under the kitten's front paws.
The young man asked, "Brother Wei, what is this cat?" ”
Wei Shu replied: "It's an ordinary kitten." ”
Leaving Su Mu's warm fur, the kitten trembled again, but its front paws were very steady, and the honey badger couldn't jump no matter how hard it struggled.
Everyone: "..."
Worthy of the man who survived the Dark Ages, even one of his cats was so ferocious.
The honey badger was still struggling, and kept shouting, and someone asked Su Xiaoyu, "Team leader, can you understand what Brother Pingtou is saying?" ”
Su Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed, and after a while, she said: "It seems to say: If you dare to touch one of my hairs today, then my father will remove a thigh from each of you!" ”
Everyone was speechless, it was the first time they had heard such cruel words.
The honey badger was still shouting, and Su Xiaoyu translated: "It said: You provoked me today, this revenge will be avenged in the future, don't let me escape, otherwise you will be bloodstained on the spot." ”
Wei Shu walked over: "Then kill it." ”
As a result, the honey badger screamed in horror, and Su Xiaoyu translated: "It said: If you dare to kill me, my father, grandfather, Taizu, and my family will not let you go, and you will be crushed and scattered!" ”
A young man asked, "Team leader, did you translate correctly?" A flat-headed brother is so rich in language? ”
Su Xiaoyu nodded: "Yes, and it said several swear words, it was talking about their language." ”
Wei Shu said: "If an animal can have its own language, it must be an epic in the clan. ”
"Epic!" Everyone was taken aback.
They haven't seen a real epic, but they have seen rare-level creatures, and a rare-level can only be solved by using a heavily armed squad or a powerful mutant, but some people say that the strength of the epic is a thousand times that of a rarity!
People who have seen epic creatures and survived by luck say that epic creatures are as big as Godzilla in the movie, and they can emit special electromagnetic waves that affect the surrounding creatures.
The young man said, "Let's let it go, or we'll bring out the epic level behind it." ”
A middle-aged man spoke: "Let it go, it will be able to go back to complain, and it will attract epics." ”
Another middle-aged man nodded: "When you go out, don't report your backer indiscriminately, because you are afraid, the other party will kill the killer." ”
The honey badger seemed to understand human speech, and it began to scream again, Su Xiaoyu translated: "It said that its grandfather is legendary, and it has left a divine imprint in its consciousness, if it kills it, its grandfather will definitely appear and crush us to ashes." ”
"Legends? A legend above the epic? "Everyone was shocked.
The young man obviously didn't believe it: "Don't listen to its nonsense, what if the legend is Chinese cabbage?" You can come across it casually. ”
Others don't believe it, but Wei Shu thinks it's possible, no one is convinced by this kind of creature like a honey badger, no matter what others do, he always believes that he is right, and his Dao heart is so firm, he can't really get out of his own path and become a legend.
Someone asked: "If you can't let it go, and you can't kill it, what should you do?" ”
Wei Shu said: "In this case, we can only suppress it here, and when it starves to death, we will have long gone away." ”
As a result, just as Wei Shu took out three small flags to make a move, a huge cry suddenly came from in the distance.