Chapter 117: Don't mess around
(Note: I wrote the last chapter at two or three o'clock in the morning last night, and my head was groggy when I wrote it, and I felt very when I read it today, so I rewrote it, and the back is different, and I won't fool you.) )
“…… Chen Huaming has pushed it to you on Weibo. Back in Chujia Village, Chu Linshuang looked at his phone speechlessly.
"Oh." Chu Liumeng glanced at it and said lightly.
He was not surprised, not even expected.
Men, no matter what age they are, the most common way to attract the attention of girls is to behave in front of girls.
If Chu Liumeng's guess is right, this Weibo should also be on the front row of hot searches.
But he didn't care about this now, he was chatting with Zhao Yu at the moment.
These days, Zhao Yu has found someone to compose the music for the two lyrics, and also sent a copy to Chu Liumeng.
And he also saw the news about Chu Liumeng today, and asked Chu Liumeng to write lyrics again.
However, he learned well this time, but what he thought was that he must meet to sign a contract, after all, it is not possible to be sloppy in protecting the copyright interests of both parties!
Well, and also to find a romantic western restaurant, so that when they meet, both parties can have a happy good mood and have a happy conversation.
And now he is thinking about which Western restaurant to charter, when the time comes, a romantic candlelight dinner, and then a graceful gift of diamond pendants, even if he can't win it in one fell swoop, it can greatly enhance his favor, maybe he can kiss Xiangze...... Think about the cherry blossom-like delicate lips, and the cold and peerless face, if you can really get close to her, it will be really cool!
But the plan is plump, and the reality is skinny. Unfortunately, he got stuck at the first step. Because the other party refused, no matter how much he implied that the other party could get the money as long as he wrote casually, the other party still refused on the grounds that he was not inspired at the moment.
Zhao Yu looked at the ceiling in the company speechlessly, this is really ...... People are not as good as heaven!
Chu Liumeng put down his phone and smiled.
Hmph, men always like to be cheap, and the one who can't hook up is the best.
If you don't satisfy his appetite first, how can you open your mouth in the future?
Chu Linshuang witnessed everything on the side, and said with a strange gaze: "So, you actually like men, right?" ”
"Hey, you can eat the medicine indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!" Chu Liumeng glared, if Chu Linshuang said something else, it would be fine, but this is absolutely unacceptable to Chu Liumeng.
Does he seem to be crooked, how can he smear people's innocence out of thin air like this?
"Look, that Bai Suzhen looks cute and pure now, I think she is very beautiful, a man will like her, but you don't have the slightest interest in her today, more than Yanagi Huidu Yanagi Huidu Yanagi Hui ......"
Chu Liumeng interrupted Chu Linshuang's words, his expression was a little unnatural, and he said righteously: "That's because humans and demons can't be combined, this is clearly stipulated by the Heavenly Daoists!" I don't think I've done anything wrong, right? ”
Chu Linshuang looked Chu Liumeng up and down: "If others say this, I will believe it, but what about you...... Are you such a moral person? ”
Although the Heavenly Daoists have long had this kind of regulation, since ancient times, there are not a few Heavenly Daoists who secretly raise beautiful demon beasts as forbidden playthings.
Human nature is like this, even with the severity of the Chu family's style, it is difficult to guarantee that there is no such person. As long as the two parties are voluntary and will not cause trouble to the family, the Chu family will also turn a blind eye.
So if Chu Yang said this, Chu Linshuang might believe it, but is Chu Liumeng such a disciplined person? And judging from the contact between Chu Liumeng and Bai Suzhen, he has no discrimination and dislike for demons, and he should not look down on each other.
Chu Liumeng screamed and said aggrievedly: "What do you mean by this?" You can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my integrity! ”
"Huh." Chu Linshuang glanced at Chu Liumeng, and only replied with two words.
Is there a man in this world who is not interested in beautiful women? Unless he's a. Chu Linshuang remembered that this sentence was said by Chu Liumeng himself, and when he said it, he looked natural and righteous.
"In short, you have to trust my integrity!" Chu Liumeng's face was slightly red and argued.
In fact, Chu Liumeng was not uninterested in Bai Suzhen, but he didn't dare to be interested.
Although Bai Suzhen is innocent and ignorant now, looking as simple as a little beast, Chu Liumeng clearly remembers the coquettish appearance when he first met Bai Suzhen. If you really want to accept her, I don't know how many green hats I will bring to myself in the future!
What's more, the most important thing is that Chu Liumeng does not have absolute confidence in himself.
Because as far as he knows, the snake's tail can last for more than ten or twenty hours, even if Bai Suzhen is a demon in human form, but it is not guaranteed...... And Bai Suzhen looks like she should be experienced.
At that time, even if Chu Liumeng is squeezed dry, he will not be able to meet the needs of others!
This is the most important reason why Chu Liumeng didn't dare to have thoughts about Bai Suzhen!
But Chu Liumeng won't say it if he is killed, even if there is a special reason, no man will admit that he can't do it.
Men, just say it's okay, it's okay if you can't. It's such a creature that wants to save face.
But in front of Chu Linshuang, he couldn't find any other reason, after all, Chu Linshuang deeply understood his nature and face, even if he found a reason, Chu Linshuang still wouldn't believe it.
Therefore, Chu Liumeng took the lead in standing on the commanding heights of morality. Believe it or not, but you just don't have anything to say.
So Chu Linshuang really didn't speak, but just looked at Chu Liumeng with a strange expression, as if he was sneering.
Chu Liumeng's face was slightly red, but he still faced Chu Linshuang's gaze, so as not to appear weak-hearted.
"Hehe, then I'll ask you......" Chu Linshuang snapped his fingers.
In fact, she didn't doubt Chu Liumeng's sexual orientation, and she just made a joke about Chu Liumeng at first. But seeing Chu Liumeng's somewhat empty look, she suddenly realized that this was an opportunity to fight back.
has been teased by Chu Liumeng, Chu Linshuang can swallow that breath, it is strange, I have long wanted to see Chu Liumeng deflated......
Chu Liumeng frowned slightly: "What do you want to ask?" ”
Chu Linshuang smiled predictably: "You said that you like girls, then let me ask you, how many girls have you chased so far?" ”
Chu Liumeng was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, pinched his fingers, his face was a little ashamed and blushing, and his voice lowered: "Zero ......"
Chu Linshuang sighed twice, and asked again: "Then how many men have you bent again?" ”
Chu Liumeng pinched his fingers and counted again, his face was even more ashamed, and he couldn't raise his head: "I can't count the ...... with my hands."
Chu Liumeng also found a problem at this time.
Uh, yes, why is that...... I'm obviously a straight man, but when she says this, it seems that something is really wrong?
"So, all you like is men. Nominally, he likes girls, but in fact, he is a cover to seduce men...... Chu Zilu, you are scheming enough. ”
Chu Linshuang laughed, and Chu Liumeng's face turned even redder. Seeing this, Chu Linshuang was proud in his heart, and became more and more unscrupulous.
"So you've been pretending to be a woman for a long time, and even your sexual orientation has changed?"
"If you like men, just say it, we are sisters, I don't have a big deal to give Chu Yang to you."
"Hehe, by the way, it's not expensive to go to Thailand for an operation. That's it, sister, I'll help you out, so that you can become a real woman, so that you don't have to work so hard in the future. ”
“……”
Chu Liumeng's bowed head and silence made Chu Linshuang even more excited, with a sense of victory, and his words became more and more poisonous.
Finally, Chu Liumeng raised his head, his face was still ashamed, and he sneered: "You, do you seem to be very proud?" Aren't you curious if it's a man or a woman I like? Okay, I'll give you a chance! ”
Looking at the bright smile on Chu Liumeng's face, Chu Linshuang finally realized that she had just gotten a little carried away, and she felt a sigh in her heart, covering her chest with her hands: "What do you want to do?" You, don't mess around! ”
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