In fact, they are all serious jokes

The Palais Al-Or, formerly known as the Palace of Versailles. Located in Versailles, the capital of the Yvelines department in the southwestern suburbs of Paris, France, it is one of the famous palaces in Paris and one of the five largest palaces in the world.

Of course, it has to be called the Ou Huang Palace now, because it is inhabited by the luckiest person in the whole world--- Ou Huang.

And our Emperor Ou has to stand at the gate of the entire palace to greet the governors of the other war zones. Although she also wanted to sit comfortably in the palace, her secretary ship thought it would be impolite. So the Emperor Ou, who was urged by his secretary ship, had to stand at this gate reluctantly, if it weren't for the parasol behind her and the cold drink beside her, she would have stopped doing it a long time ago.

"How much longer? Didn't you say that you were already on the special train? Why is it still so slow? His Majesty the Emperor Europe complained.

"Your Majesty, even if it's a special train, it will take time. The message from the African Governor said that it was almost there, so please wait a little longer, Your Majesty. The blonde girl on the side said slowly with black tea.

The blonde girl wears a black hairpin on her head, and the crown of the hairpin is studded with diamonds, all of which honor the noble status of the girl. Under the pure white gown, there are slender legs wrapped in white stockings, and round toe high-heeled leather shoes are worn on the feet.

The girl reclined on the recliner under the parasol, and the whole person looked very lazy. She held a cup of black tea in her hand, and said to Emperor Ou while taking a sip: "Your Majesty, I heard that the alien nobleman picked up by the African governor this time is also coming over?" ”

His Majesty the Emperor Ou saw her secretary ship lying comfortably on the chaise longue, and she also asked the ship's lady standing behind her to make a chaise longue for herself, and then lay down on it and replied: "Yes, there will be a team of alien soldiers, but I don't think it's much use." After all, humans can't defeat the ship's mother, right? ”

The blonde girl nodded: "That is, the Royal Navy will fight when it sees the enemy, and I believe that there is no one who is the opponent of the Royal Navy." ”

"Hey, not necessarily. I've heard explorers digging through the ruins to find remnants of the past say that the glory of the Royal Navy is long gone. They even carried out cannon firing with the gunners themselves simulating the sound of cannon firing during the exercises of the new era. Hahaha! His Majesty the Emperor Ou was trembling with laughter at this time.

The blonde girl was choked on a sip of black tea, and she coughed and said, "Ahem, ahem, the Labor Party has misled the country!! There are so many famous meritorious ships, and a few light cruisers and expulsions are left! The capital ships were all dismantled! Nelson, Rodney, Avant-garde, Duke of York, Anson, Howe, etc., these are all elites who have experienced the Great War! It was just demolished by the Labour Party under various names! ”

Then the girl said indignantly: "It's good that the deep sea sent all those damned Laborers to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish, otherwise we wouldn't have spoken so well to those bastards when we ship girls appeared!" Feed the fish are cheap for them! ”

"Ann, la, don't be so angry. Anyway, the idiots who couldn't see the form were either fed fish in the deep sea, or they didn't even have ash left. His Majesty the Emperor Ou comforted.

"Okay. But Your Majesty, I have received some news lately. It is said that the deep sea is ready to make a big move while we have a general meeting of governors, you see? The blonde girl looked at Emperor Ou with an inquiring gaze.

"Ignore them, maybe there are too many low-level deep seas as usual for them to come to our invasion and consume the population. According to the agreements signed between the previous governors and the deep sea side, the deep sea side should have just put together the time of this invasion and the governor's assembly. His Majesty said his guess without care.

"But are we not prepared at all?" The blonde girl asked. She was a little worried, and according to her instincts, it was likely that the deep sea side was going to make big news this time.

"Don't worry, I've already notified the various town guards below to raise the alert level. If those deep seas really thought that they could rely on a large number of low-level deep seas to break through the defenses of the town guards, they would definitely plant a big heel. His Majesty Emperor Ou said how could she not have thought of this, she had already arranged all of this.

"Since Your Majesty has already arranged it, then I can rest assured."

After waiting for a while, His Majesty the Emperor Ou began to complain again: "What! Why haven't you come yet? That's too slow! I'm a great European! It's too much for me to wait for them here like a waiter, okay, they're still late! Wait for that guy to arrive, see how I clean him up! ”

The blonde girl chuckled, she felt that her majesty was like a tsundere girl at this time. Obviously, you took the initiative to wait for each governor at the gate after hearing the news that they would be there in person, and you said, "I am the master here." When a guest comes to visit, shouldn't the host go out to greet him? I'm not going to let those guys take advantage of the problem! ”

The girl didn't expose her, and just kept smiling and looked at her majesty. The Emperor finally couldn't stand the girl's teasing eyes, she got up from the chaise longue, and then walked over to the blonde girl.

The blonde girl looked at her majesty vigilantly and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you want to do?" ”

"What? I'll you! After saying that, the Emperor threw himself on the girl, and then began to tickle her.

"Hahaha, don't... Don't come here ... Ha ha.. I threw in the towel. Ha ha... Leave me alone... Hahaha. The blonde girl trembled at the sudden attack of her majesty, and the golden braids that had been groomed were now scattered in the fight between the two.

The two frolicked for a while, until the ship's lady who was in charge of guarding came over and said to Emperor Ou: "Your Majesty, just now the African governor sent a message. They say they'll be there in five minutes, could you please get your grooming done? ”

Only then did the Emperor Ou and the blonde girl realize that the clothes on their bodies at this time had already become a mess after the frolicking and fighting just now, and they hurriedly ran to the guard room at the gate to simply sort out their clothes.

Soon, His Majesty the Emperor Ou, who had regained his majesty, and the blonde girl, who was also full of majesty, walked together to the gate and stood.

His Majesty Emperor Ou asked, "There shouldn't be anything wrong with me, right?" ”

The blonde girl replied, "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with you. It's a good fit for your image. ”

"That's fine, I don't want to be ridiculed by the big chief of Africa, even though I don't like him very well." His Majesty Emperor Ou breathed a sigh of relief.

"Imperial Navy, forward!"

"Onward! Advance! Advance! ”

There was a noise in the distance.

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