Chapter 405: The Bath Bucket Blows Up

Zhou An was frightened, why did the empress come? Came with the little eunuch who delivered something? Why didn't there be any movement before?

The empress didn't come with the little eunuch who sent things, she came to Ning'an Yuan to find Zhou An, and she had some meaning of seeing him off, and she just happened to meet a few little eunuchs who came to send things to Zhou An.

Because the empress didn't want Zhou An to go out to greet her, she didn't let the people outside make a noise.

I walked straight in.

With her was Kou Dong'er.

The empress usually followed a large group of people as long as she left the Qianwu Palace, but this time she wanted to come alone to talk to Zhou An, but she couldn't really come alone, so she brought Kou Dong'er, a personal maid.

"Holy, holy, why are you here?" Zhou An stammered a little.

He was scared to death!

It's not good when to come, but to come while it's time to take a bath.

While speaking, Zhou An turned his head frantically, looking left and right, looking for clothes...... No! Because he was going to change his clothes, he threw the clothes he had taken off before on the bed.

Since he grew up, Zhou An has been a person in the bath, and he doesn't need to be served by palace maids and eunuchs.

Someone will serve them, and the person who will put away the dirty clothes, and the new clothes will be ready, put on a screen, or place them on a stool next to the tub.

Zhou An alone is not so exquisite.

Throw it away!

So, for a while, he couldn't find clothes.

What to do?

Soak in the water!

"Can't I come?" The empress replied lightly, her tone was very melancholy, "You're leaving, I can't sleep...... Actually, I really don't know you very well, why do you have to go? King Yunsu, where is it so easy to kill! ”

"Holy Lord, haven't you said it all?" Zhou An really wanted to gag the empress's mouth.

She's going to start babbling again.

"Are you annoyed?" The empress sensed that Zhou An's mood was wrong.

"Minions don't dare!" Zhou An immediately replied.

"Where don't you dare? What else would you not dare? What the empress said was obviously to lose her temper and be unreasonable.

"I, you haven't taught you a lesson, I cried a few times, Yunjing, you also beaten, Yunjing cried and begged for mercy, I didn't dare to treat her like that, up and down the Qianjing City, the Manchu Dynasty was civil and military, the blood killed by you flowed like a river, everyone was afraid of you, you won the trust of Grandpa Kang, succeeded as the chief manager, and you entered Tiangang...... You're so capable! I don't want you to go, I have to discuss with you, you tell me, what else do you dare not dare? ”

She seems to have come to find fault and quarrel.

Zhou An's heart is bitter.

I couldn't speak for a long time.

Under normal conditions, he can still "quarrel" with the empress, but now it is not normal, he does not dare to stimulate the empress, so he wants to soak in the water with peace of mind.

"Are you dumb?" The empress's voice returned to flatness and asked.

"Holy Lord, you are right, and the slave knows that you are wrong." Zhou An decisively confessed.

Don't quarrel with her.

If she wants to scold, let her scold, and leave after scolding.

"Wrong? Where are you wrong? The empress asked rhetorically, she will not be relentless.

Zhou An's head is big.

"Holy Lord, the minion is bathing...... It would be unseemly to talk to you like this, you see, or ......" Zhou An wanted the empress to go out first.

"Then you won't come out soon? Get dressed! The empress said.

"No, Holy ...... You see, you are here, if the minion is unclothed, you will see it, not dirty your eyes......" Zhou An said very tactfully.

"You're a eunuch, and you're still afraid of being watched? It's not that I haven't seen it, why are I still hiding it from me? The Empress said.

Angry, whatever Zhou An said, she felt that something was wrong.

The empress has indeed seen Zhou An without clothes, and Zhou An has also seen the empress without clothes.

It was that time that Zhou An helped the empress forcibly break through the earth's evil realm......

In fact, that time, Zhou An didn't wear anything, but also wore obscene pants.

I really don't wear it now.

I don't have any clothes around.

Because of the screen, Zhou An couldn't see where the clothes were, so he couldn't control them with flying objects.

"Shengshang, you are angry, the slave is really wrong, you spare the slave......" Zhou An wanted to fight to the end.

"I didn't embarrass you, why did I spare you?" The empress asked rhetorically.

Zhou An's words stopped.

If he emphasized that he didn't want to be seen by the empress, no matter how tactful he said, he was afraid that it would make the empress suspicious.

That's not a big deal in itself.

After all, it is Zhou An who is to be seen, not the empress.

There is nothing in the world that the empress can't see, it just depends on whether she is taboo or not.

"Dong'er! Get out of the way! The empress's voice came again.

Immediately after that, Kou Dong'er's footsteps approached, and then ...... The screen was moved away by Kou Dong'er. The empress saw Zhou An soaking in the bathtub, and Zhou An also saw the empress sitting at the table.

"Holy Lord, what are you...... What are you doing......" Zhou An said, shrinking back into the water again.

"Why do you look like a big girl?" The empress frowned, she really thought Zhou An was weird, very strange, Zhou An was not like this before.

"Holy Lord, the minion is rude." Zhou An said stiffly.

He feels like he doesn't have enough brains, what should he do?

"Humph!" The empress snorted lightly, tilted her head and looked at the weapons, armor, and several small boxes on the table, "It's the third watch, you will leave in an hour?" ”

"Yes!" Zhou An replied.

"I've got a secret decree for you." The empress said again, and as she spoke, she pulled the curly decree from her cuff and placed it on the table.

Her coming over at night also had something to do with the fact that she wanted to deliver the secret decree in person.

"Holy Lord, what is the secret decree......" Zhou An said in accordance with the empress's words.

"You're not going to come and see it yourself?" The angry empress scolded Zhou An.

"Yes, yes, the slave sees for himself." Zhou Andao.

He said he wanted to see it, but he didn't get up.

"Why are you still soaking in it?" The empress frowned and looked at Zhou An, "Haven't washed it yet?" ”

"No, no." Zhou Andao.

The empress's face became worse and worse.

Because she felt that Zhou An suddenly didn't seem to take her seriously, normally speaking, when the empress came here to find Zhou An, Zhou An must be welcomed, Zhou An is exempt from kneeling, but there is no need to kneel to greet her, but at the very least, bowing is a must.

Zhou An has always been like this, and whenever he sees the empress, he will salute.

According to the rules of the normal palace, unless there is inconvenience, serious illness or death, anyone who sees the empress must salute and shout long live.

Zhou An didn't do anything.

If you don't do it, don't do it, the empress doesn't care about him.

But what's the matter with Zhou An huddled in the bathtub? What's there to be afraid of?

A eunuch!

"Dong'er, wait for Father-in-law Zhou to change clothes!" The empress said with a calm face.

She just wants to screw with Zhou An.

Women, it's not reasonable to be in a bad mood.

"No, no, no, no!" Zhou An was in a hurry, he wanted to attack himself, there was no knife...... Then crush it! It's so ruthless, it can grow back after anyway!

Because Zhou An can control his qi and blood, he can control the wound to heal instantaneously and not grow it out for the time being.

"What's the matter with you?! Is there something to hide from me? Are you hiding a woman in that tub? The empress was angry, and suddenly got up angrily.

Grabbed the teacup and hit it out.

Call!

Boom!

The empress is a powerful man.

So, the bath bucket was blown up by the teacup!