"Please choose a profession." The costume MM suddenly patted He Shuai on the shoulder and said sharply.

"You ran behind me coldly and tried to scare me to death with such a terrifying sound?" He Shuai was startled by this sudden voice, and his hand touched his chest and gasped.

"Why isn't my voice gentle? Don't you hear it? I've been elected Miss Datang.,In addition to the beautiful figure.,It's all based on my voice of the bamboo forest birds.,You should feel honored to be your game beginner.,You must know that Miss Datang only elects one a year.,And I've been re-elected since I was elected.。 Costume MM said with a wink.

"I'm so honored!" He Shuai said this on his lips, but he said in his heart: Can I be honored to meet you like this?

"Hmph" costume MM snorted lightly and said: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, don't forget that I'm the biggest here!" Since you don't want to choose a career, I'm here to help you. As he spoke, he pounced on him with a smirk.

"Oh my God, what are you going to do?" He Shuai shouted, and many friends here will be strange, isn't it rude to the beautiful sister, what's there to call it? A lot of people want this kind of affair. But imagine that no matter how beautiful a woman is, holding a big scissor that is more than a foot long and grabbing your hair is a knife, is it a knife, is it not called? Can't you run?

"What is it called, what is it called. What's the fuss, our Datang man is not as timid as you, so he just cut a few of your hair. After speaking, he stuffed the hair in his hand into his mouth, and ate with relish without paying attention to hygiene problems.

He Shuai covered a piece of sunken hair and wanted to yell: How many are that? It was a handful of wells at that time. But seeing the behavior of the costume MM, the words in his head just now were swallowed back into his stomach in an instant.

After the costume MM finished eating, he licked his mouth and said: "The taste is a little lighter, if you add a little salt and sesame oil, the taste will be different." ”

He Shuai was about to vomit when he saw it, but he still endured it and said: "MM boss, do you see what profession I am suitable for?" ”

Costume MM nodded and paced, as if thinking about something, and said to himself: "Your physique is born to be a knight, but here I still say, I let you learn martial arts from the text, how about a boy to be a warlock?" It's okay to give people a look at the disease, make two bottles of medicine blindly, as long as you eat the undead and make money quickly! Come back and tell me what I introduced, there are a lot of people in Windblown City who will patronize your pharmacy! ”

Hearing her say this, He Shuai hurriedly waved his hand at her: "Don't, don't, I like to be a knight, MM boss, you have a lot, if there is anything offended by the younger brother just now, please Haihan." It's a big deal, during the New Year's holidays, I will give you two more pillars of incense and burn some paper money to worship as a fairy. "It's the first time I've asked someone to do something with a handsome and handsome son, hey, it's all the fault of this game.

Who knew that the costume MM was still unhappy: "What, you treat me like a dead man?" Only the dead need to eat incense during the New Year's holidays, boy, you have to listen to me on my territory, what I tell you to do, you have to do it, do you know? ”

He Shuaixin said: No matter how great you are, aren't you a GM, it's a big deal, I won't play this broken game to sue your company for deceiving consumers and blocking consumers from experiencing the game normally, I don't believe that my lawyer team can't win your family!

I don't know if the costume MM can really see through what He Shuai thinks in his heart or his conscience finds out, his voice is much softer all of a sudden, he blinked his eyes and shook He Shuai's arm movingly and said: "People are playing with you, why are you angry?" Let's laugh, right...... Yes, to smile one. ”

It's already like this, and if you pretend to be cool again, you won't be very authentic: "You don't come, hurry up and turn me into a knight, so I don't want to be a black-hearted quack." ”

The costume MM nodded hurriedly and said, "Please choose a profession." ”

"Nonsense!"

"Oh, knight, knight, come on, come on."

"That's pretty much it."

"Name the player, please."

"There are few crazy people with the family!"

"Whether to enter the game or not."

"Yes...... Wait, wait, what about my rewards? He Shuai asked anxiously, almost being caught by this guy.

"Rewards? What rewards? "Costume MM pretended to be stupid.

"If you come less, there will be rewards for entering the game! And you just cut a lot of my hair and didn't make up for it? He Shuai said, with the determination not to leave without getting the reward, he must get the reward today.

"Rewards? Reward, let me think about it......" costume MM said as he walked behind him from next to He Shuai, pushed He Shuai forward and laughed, "Our Datang is not popular with reward things...... Goodbye, handsome guy! ”

The strong light in front of him pierced and Shuai couldn't open his eyes, so he had no choice but to close his eyes and curse the hateful GM in his heart.

"Look, look. The fool stood there thinking he was a sculpture. Hearing someone talking, He Shuai slowly opened his eyes and adapted to the surrounding environment, and what appeared in front of him was a pillar of light, representing players connecting to the game. Look around and see that you are standing in an antique courtyard in cloth clothes, surrounded by red-roofed and green-tiled style buildings, this, is this the Tang Dynasty 1400 years ago? It's so beautiful! Taking a deep breath of Datang, it is really more comfortable and fresh than the current heavily polluted downtown area.

"So he's not a sculpture, it's a disappointment." The two players hugged each other and walked out of the sight of Heshuai, and then they knew that the sculpture and fool in their mouth meant themselves, hey, there is such a handsome sculpture.

He Shuai walked out of the courtyard, because the number of players around him was increasing, and the space he was standing in was getting narrower and narrower. You have to get out of this place quickly, or you will be crushed to death if you don't get beaten to death by monsters for a while.

Coming outside, it seems to have walked into a small classical village, from time to time players come out of various small houses, past experience of playing games: into the game should first find the village chief or something to get a novice task, right, the village chief, where is the village chief?

He Shuai wandered through the streets of the village looking for the shadow of the village chief, and next to a large tree, he found a sign that read: I am not an NPC, and there is a downward arrow. There was a young man squatting below, with a broken bowl on the ground in front of him, wearing the same cloth clothes as himself, who should also be a gamer, and the name on his head told Kazushuai that he was called the person with a black heart.

Damn, how can there be a name like that? He Shuai shook his head and was about to leave, only to hear a hoarse voice from behind: "Brother, be kind and pass the time......"

He Shuai turned around, and then he saw the difference between him and himself: I saw that he was wrapped in cloth, no, it should be said that it was a strip of cloth, which was originally a strip of cloth. His face was plastered with expired dog skin plasters, his arms were covered with chilblains and yellow water was constantly flowing outward, and his face had not been washed for 500 years or he used slime as skin care products every day......

He Shuai almost fainted after reading it, but when the guy called Xinhei saw He Shuai turn around, he stood up excitedly, waved his arms and shouted: "God, you finally opened your eyes, and finally let me meet a kind person......"

Seeing that he was so emotional, He Shuai cautiously asked, "That, friend, are you okay?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" His body shook, a few jumpers fell from his body, and he was trampled on by his ruthless big feet, and ended his young life with a "rattle".

He Shuai was trembling all over, and he didn't dare to say anything anymore......