In the last few days of the summer vacation, Professor Snape didn't know why he was always nitpicking on Lin Xiaoan, picking his nose and eyes, which made Lin Xiaoan angry enough.

"Menopausal syndrome! He just saw that labor and management were now disciples, and they couldn't squeeze labor as they wanted like apprentices, and he was unhappy! Lin Xiaoan complained to Xiao Hei behind his back.

Xiao Hei absorbed the energy of the Gaunt family's ring, and was lazily lying on his stomach basking in the moon: "Host, you have the ability to say in front of Professor Snape, this system respects you as a man!" ”

When Lin Xiaoan heard this, he couldn't wait to spray his unreliable system with a sip of salt soda: "Phew! If Labor and Management had the guts, they would have punched Voldemort, kicked the Order of the Phoenix, dominated the wizarding world, and married Granger...... cough cough cough ...... That's what it means! What's the matter, why don't you allow this protagonist to get high? ”

Xiao Hei said obediently: "Okay, okay, you are the protagonist, you have the final say...... It's up to you......"

……

Before school started, Hermione and Ron both got their prefect badges, and Harry had mixed feelings in his heart, which was called a torment: on the one hand, he felt honored, and on the other hand, (which is a big aspect), he felt that the world had failed him-

Obviously, I, Harry Potter, am the savior, why don't I eat and drink spicy food, but I bear the brunt of suffering!

Thinking like this, the expression on Harry's face is not very good-looking, the baby is unhappy, and the baby has a little emotion.

At this time, Lin Xiaoan looked at Ron with "sympathy" (of course Hermione enjoyed it) and said, "Ron, you actually became a prefect...... As a prefect, he must be a top student with excellent character and learning! If you don't improve your grades this year......"

Ron threw the prefect badge on the table as if he were throwing a hot potato: "...... WTF？！ This, this, this...... Someone must be trying to harm me!! ”

Harry laughed heartily, and his teeth were exposed: "Ahahahaha~"

Lin Xiaoan: Tsk, I can't afford to hurt my adolescence...... Labor and management actually have to work part-time as a confidant sister...... Ahh

……

"Who's that?"

The students whispered to each other, and countless curious eyes gathered on the faculty seats.

At the beginning of the school year, there is a dinner to welcome new students.

Dumbledore sat in the middle of the long staff desk in a high-backed golden chair, wearing a dark purple robe covered with silver stars and a matching hat.

Dumbledore tilted his head towards a middle-aged woman sitting next to him, who was speaking into his ear.

The woman was short and fat, with short curly gray-brown hair and a very ugly pink bow that matched the fluffy pink cardigan she wore over her robe.

At this moment, she turned her face slightly, took a sip of pumpkin juice from her goblet, and the students saw a pale, toad-like face and a pair of eyes with droopy eyelids and bulging eyes.

……

Harry recognized it at once, and was shocked: "That woman with the surname Umbridge!" ”

"Who?" Hermione asked.

"She participated in my interrogation!"

"What a pretty cardigan!" Ron said with a smirk.

Lin Xiaoan looked at the cup of poplar branch nectar specially prepared for him by the house-elf in front of him, and said with satisfaction: "Dolores Umbridge, Deputy Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge (Minister of Magic) is the most loyal lackey, there is no one. ”

Hermione (who became a prefect was really different) frowned disapprovingly: "Xiao An, you are so rude, how can you use it...... Describe a lady! ”

Lin Xiaoan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Those who come are not good and those who are good will not come, believe me, dear Hermione, the people from the Ministry of Magic must have come to smash the field." ”

Hermione glared at Lin Xiao'an "gently" and stopped talking—because the sorting ceremony had begun.

……

After eating and drinking, it was the headmaster's usual speech - welcome new students to Hogwarts, where there is a forbidden place, where the students are not allowed to go, and the door of the administrator, Mr. Filch, the school rule, who wants to see it, can go and see it...... and so on.

“…… Let's welcome Professor Umbridge, the new teacher of Defence Against the Dark Arts class. ”

There was a polite, but not very enthusiastic, round of applause in the auditorium.

"Also, the selection for the House Quidditch team will be—"

Dumbledore paused and looked inquiringly at Dolores Umbridge - she stood up suddenly.

Dolores Umbridge cleared her throat: "Ahem, ahem. ”