Chapter 13: Blast Ye Che's Weibo

Looking at this line of words in a daze, Xu Guo didn't react for a while, and after understanding the meaning of this sentence, his hand shook, and almost all the milk in the cup was spilled.

"Ahh

Xu Guo screamed, shook his hand hotly, "bang", and the glass shattered to the ground.

But she didn't care about the debris, quickly stood up, covered the back of her hands, blushed, and went straight to the bathroom.

After spending five minutes in the bathroom, Xu Guo rushed out with anger on her face, and the anger on her face became even stronger when she saw the debris all over the ground.

"Bastard bastard bastard!"

Xu Guo stomped his feet hatefully, didn't clean up, opened his phone and looked at Weibo.

She found that in just five or six minutes, the message of the life coach on the 9th floor had accumulated more than 200 likes, and was directly liked on the 1st floor, and she also received seventy or eighty replies, which is comparable to the total number of replies to her Weibo now.

Resisting the urge to kill the dog, Xu Guo clicked on these replies.

"Damn, brother!"

"Hahahaha, please forgive me for squirting."

"Labor and management are sitting on the top floor of the Pentagon, wearing a Patek Philippe gold watch, wearing ANNE VALERIE HASH clothes, drinking Hacienda La Esmeralda coffee and silently remembering my mother, why did you suddenly give me such a sentence, really...... Hate la-la-la. ”

"Poof, 3L is also a talent, I think you can be good friends."

"Guoguo is going to cry, I really want to beat you to death and make our family Guoguo cry, but I really want to laugh now, hahahaha!"

……

Looking at these comments, Xu Guo's anger rose again, if it was just a sentence of "playing mahjong grinding", she would naturally not be so angry, but the milk was spilled, her hands were burned, and the ground was covered with glass slag, and no one was in a good mood.

But in the online world, she can't beat or touch others, and she can't vent her anger, so she can't scold people, then she doesn't want the popularity of her little star.

Walking around the room and thinking about a way, Xu Guo's mood became more and more unhappy, and suddenly, her eyes lit up, there is!

Sitting down on the chair, Xu Guo was about to type and reply to Ye Che's message, but as soon as she saw Ye Che's smiling face portrait, she suddenly had a very strong urge to strangle this thing, and after taking a deep breath and calming down, Xu Guo finally began to reply.

Xu Guo: "In a word, I would never make such a joke about my mother!" Fruit fans, to be honest, I'm angry right now! ”

"Hey, Guoguo replied."

"Oh, don't be angry, Guoguo, this kind of person is not worth it, his message must have been deliberately to attract your attention."

"Yes, yes, I lied to reply, don't be angry."

"Guoguo is so beautiful, the voice is so sweet, everyone must want to come here, it's not strange to be grandiose, Guoguo doesn't cry, touch his head."

"I also think his reply is very problematic, it looks quite heart-wrenching, but it is actually disrespectful to his mother."

"yes, how can you tease your mother?"

"Indeed, this joke is excessive."

"Enlighten everyone, I found out the details of the enemy, this life mentor is a new number, he must have deliberately come to hack our fruit in a vest, go, let's blast him!"

"Let's go, blast blast!"

Looking at these replies, Xu Guo snorted, feeling refreshed.

"Hmph, I have to let this guy know that this girl is not easy to mess with!"

Xu Guo waved his fist and joked, this is his own territory, what kind of life mentor hurt himself to be burned, and he must blow his head out.

So, after she symbolically said forget it, she happily cleaned up the debris while waiting for the result.

At the same time, Ye Che was looking at the Weibo publishing interface, and there was a personal account signature groaning.

Just now, that Xu Guo contributed a full 500+ negative energy, and its negative energy instantly touched the stomach of Xu Guo's phantom in the long river of the brain, which is enough to prove that this Xu Guo is only afraid of an atmospheric jar, and it will explode at a point.

Coupled with the extra negative energy of a day, the negative energy in an instant exceeded a thousand, which made Ye Che make up his mind to find her every day in the future.

But then Ye Che frowned, because he found that the sources of negative energy were all Xu Guo, and no one else, which made him feel regretful, and it was speculated that it should be related to Liu's words, the sentence "playing mahjong grinding" just now was aimed at Xu Guo and not everyone, so he only received Xu Guo's negative energy.

"While those two people haven't posted on Weibo yet, let's confirm my identity first."

Ye Che muttered to himself.

If you want to target everyone, you naturally have your own fans, and if you want to have fans, you naturally have to create an identity to take a shot, but for your own fans, it's very heartfelt.

After thinking about it for a moment, Ye Che began to type in the introduction column below his ID, "The life coach of the famous players in the League of Legends." ”

After appreciating his words nostalgically for a few seconds, Ye Che touched his chin and sent out the first Weibo in his life.

"Hello everyone, I am a life coach, I am very happy to come to the big family of League of Legends, I wish you all happiness every day because of me."

is a very serious and standardized Weibo, which perfectly expresses Ye Che's pure heart.

Meanwhile.

"Hurry up, that grandson is posting on Weibo!"

"What, brothers and sisters, don't explode at this time, but when!"

"It's finally here!"

"Let's go, let's fight!"

"The jelly army went out and froze him to death!!"

As the fruit fans ascended to the heights, hundreds of thousands of people poured into Ye Che's Weibo.

At this time, Ye Che had just finished posting on Weibo and was about to go to the second target, when he heard a ding-ding-ding sound of a reply.

"Hey, there's a reply so soon?"

Ye Che was puzzled and clicked on Weibo's reply.

1L, Guoguo's true destiny: "Those who insult their mothers, wash them up and prepare to die, and keep in formation downstairs!" ”

2L, I love to eat fruits: "People who insult their mothers, wash them and prepare to die, keep in formation downstairs!" ”

"Those who insult their mothers, wash up and prepare to die, and keep in formation downstairs!"

"Those who insult their mothers, wash up and prepare to die, and keep in formation downstairs!"

"Those who insult their mothers, wash up and prepare to die, and keep in formation downstairs!"

Almost in the blink of an eye, thirty messages were broken, and their formation was incomparably neat.

"Crazy?"

Ye Che was stunned, where did this come from.

However, when he saw 1L's ID clearly, Ye Che quickly reacted, these people are all fans of the third-tier starlet, Xu Guo.

"No, isn't it just a dozen mahjong? Many people's mothers are good at playing mahjong, what's wrong with grinding a cocoon, I didn't say that I counted the money, and it was even to the height of humiliating my mother, and I came to blast it? Ye Che was in a complicated mood at this time, although he could see from the negative energy points from Xu Guo how much this woman was fried, but he still didn't expect it to explode to such a point.

At this time, the floors had piled up to more than fifty floors, and someone finally discovered the introduction under Ye Che's ID.

On the 58th floor, "Hahaha, everyone, look at it, it's really laughing at me, this person also calls himself the life mentor of the famous League of Legends player." ”

"I'll go, really, I'm going to be shameless!"

"Hehe, the life coach of the famous player, I really dare to say it."

"You haven't seen it yet? This guy is funny, clown, you know, it's a joy to jump up and down on stage, well, he's like that, but that's not the saddest, the sad thing is that there is no audience in the audience. ”

"The fruit fans upstairs are amazing, and I found out that there are no fans of this product."

"What a big-tailed wolf."

"Heh, it's not me who blows, like this, I LOL can hit ten with one hand!"

"Awesome, how many levels is the buddy upstairs?"

"Just turned 30 yesterday! Demacia!! ”

"Haha, then I can take you, I have a rank score of 1300!"

"Holy, look at the great god!"

"Rank score I know, after level 30, you can only play with 16 heroes, 1300 points are really great! This year's World Champion W Billion team knows that their rank score seems to be only about 2500 points! ”

"Strong and invincible, this score can definitely blow up K, what kind of bullshit life mentor."

"Hey, hey, hey, the brothers praised it falsely, 1300 points are average, but no matter how ordinary, it's okay to abuse the life mentor with one hand, but ...... Does he know what a rank score is? ”

"Is he at full level?"

"One-handed abuse!"

"Let him flash and blow his dog's head!"

"I don't pretend, a first-level single kill, do you believe it or not?"

"Believe in it!"

"Hahahahaha......haha

The next message is naturally a variety of suppressions around this topic.

Ye Che's whole person is not good, did I dig your ancestral grave, or did I abuse your family's spring water, for the sake of that Xu Guo, as for this?

With a slightly calm face, after they swiped the message to more than three hundred floors, Ye Che began to type, and did not reply, but reopened a Weibo.

"Today in the middle of the lane to meet the middle lane killing god Ruofeng, to be honest, his card master is really very powerful, my mid-laner nurse is a little bit beatable. Just when I was going to kill him under the tower for the eighth time, their assistant suddenly swam out and flashed to give me a weakness, at this time I no longer hesitated, put my feet down, and began to play with my hands, and when I thought I was holding the double kill, their jungler suddenly flashed and rushed over, fortunately at this moment I turned on the monitor, and then they ADC opened up, I decided not to rely on hearing to kill the enemy, opened my eyes, hey, it's a pity, and then they came over to see the single and left, only got 4 kills, alas! I would have put my laptop on the mouse! 5 kills! ”

"At this time, Xiao Xiao, who was squatting beside me to learn the technique, suddenly screamed, pointing at my summoner skill tremblingly and said You didn't even bring a flash, I glanced at him, smiled slightly, and said that no one can force out my flash, he was stunned for a long time, and then said that flashes can also chase people, but he doesn't know, I never need to flash to kill."

The first paragraph became popular a few years later, and the latter paragraph was added by Ye Che himself, this kind of language, in this era, is simply a big killer.

Especially the protagonist Ruofeng, the captain of this year's League of Legends World Champion, Wei Xiao is also known as the first ADC, Ye Che is sure that once some fans of Ruo Feng or Wei Xiao see this passage, they will die...... It's gone!

At this time.

"Everyone, don't swipe it, look, this grandson posted another Weibo."

"What, if you're really faceless, you're invincible, go, keep exploding!"

The fruit fans were united, however, when they clicked on Ye Che's second Weibo, they couldn't help but gasp.

(I'll change a chapter in the early hours of this morning.,I'm a little tired.,I'll change another chapter in the afternoon.) )