Chapter 054: Tony's Four Ways to Die?
“What?”
Why are there only four?
Tony was stunned for a moment: "Wait, wait, wait, what...... Why are there only four? And, I am Tony, not Donnie! ”
"Uh, OK, Tony Shituck."
Tony: "......"
I have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not!
"Forget it, let's not talk about it."
What do you mean not to talk about this?
"First of all, Ethan is your savior, he is dying, I saved him, so—this is the first favor. What do you think, Tony? Chino raised his hand and pointed at the bald Ethan.
“Yeh,…… Well, it does! Tony blinked and nodded.
"As for the second favor, I saved your life!" Chino lifted his hand and pointed at Tony's chest.
"Wait! Wait…… I don't need your help! As it turned out, with my armor, I managed to escape. Your intervention is just a superfluous move. Tony said righteously.
"Oh, is it? I don't know that you fell from the sky, down from a height of 500 meters, and smashed on the scorched desert...... What a beautiful picture it will be. Chino smiled, then pointed to the jeep not far away, "That blood...... You hit it, right? This is true for hitting tires that are still somewhat bouncy, not to mention the sand in the desert. ”
The scorched sand in the desert is very hard!
You think it's water?
Buffered?
Don't OK?
Even if it's diving, jumping down from tens of meters, it's basically the same position. The body is drawn into a V-shape, and the arms are in a V-shape, breaking through the water surface in one step to slow down the counter-impact on the body.
If you don't have strict training, you will be seriously injured.
The counter-slap power of the water is also very strong.
If you shoot it horizontally, there will be nine burps out of ten.
Not to mention the more 'dense' sand bodies.
This is not a movie.
The MK1 armor without a blessing cushion fell straight on the desert, 100% burping.
Tony was also instantly dumb, and his face twitched unnaturally after a few times: "Okay, just when you save me!" But, I hurt my buddy. You saved me, I hurt my buddy, then it's the same as - you hurt my buddy. So, we're even! ”
James Rhodes looked at the old fellow with a bewildered expression.
Everyone is also mentally retarded.
Black Widow rolled her eyes.
"Your math has made me eat a whale, kid!"
Tony: "......"
"OK, I saved you and prevented you from being fallen, and then you hit Rhodes, and then we were leveled, right?"
“YES!”
"Well, let's put it another way! This time we leave out the possibility that you will be killed by a fall, and assume that you are intact. However, there is no water in the desert, and you may die of thirst if you can't support rescue in the hot desert. ”
Tony blinked, a little irrefutable, it was a possibility.
"Another hypothesis! The desert is so big, Rhodes' helicopters may not be able to find you in time. And if you don't have water, you don't have real things, you may be disoriented, tired, hungry and thirsty, you - Game Over! ”
Tony: "......"
“And…… To put it another way, there are many types of venomous snakes in the desert, such as rattlesnakes, desert horned vipers, cobras, carpet vipers, and so on...... You - Game Over! ”
Tony's cheeks twitched again, and this possibility is not out of the question. He didn't have an antidote, so if he was really bitten by a poisonous snake, it was really possible to end up......
"And then! I looked at your parabolic distance, which is just a mountain of those freedom fighters. Although their weapons and ammunition were blown up by you, it will not be difficult for them to catch up with you. When the time comes...... You - Game Over! ”
Tony's face darkened completely.
"And there are ......"
“Stop——Stop!!!” Tony's face darkened, tilting his head and drooping his head, "OK, OK, you saved me, I owe you a second favor." ”
Damn.
Better than Lao Tzu!
Chino smiled, just to convince you.
Playing with my brother?
Kill you!
saved you four possibilities, you only offset one, and there are three more, and then beep with my brother...... Just let you owe three more favors!
"What about the third one?"
"The third?" Chino glanced at the war machine outside, "If you want me to save him, naturally it's another favor." ”
"Hmph, who wants you to save it, doctor, doctor, where is the death, hurry up and get over to me." Rhodes yelled.
The military doctor who was guarding the side hurriedly ran over with a stretcher.
The clever Tony could see at a glance that there was a conflict between the two men. However, he was still very grateful to the old man, and in order to reduce his favor, he deliberately went to the hospital to lie down for two months.
Sure enough, it's a good brother.
"Looks like the third one is gone." Tony shrugged, slightly gloating.
"No, the third one has!" As he spoke, Chino stretched out his hand and pointed at Tony's chest, "There's a big hole here, it should be very uncomfortable, right?" I can cure you! ”
What is the situation with the Iron Man searchlight on his chest, Chino doesn't know very well.
At that depth, the sternum was clicked off, and a 'metal cup' was pressed inside to connect the broken sternum around it?
This kind of surgery can only live in movies.
But either way, Tony's chest was a big hole.
“!!!” His face changed suddenly, "Are you serious? ”
No one likes to dig a big hole in their chest, and then it will feel weird when they bang with beautiful models.
"Of course, I can save Ethan, just make up a hole, it's a simple thing."
Iron Man doesn't have to need that kind of 'searchlight' to connect to his body, didn't he have surgery when he was in the third part, and it became a nano box when the Women's Federation was in 3.
So, you don't need to put it in your body, isn't that what the 'war machine' is.
So curing Tony will not affect the birth of 'Iron Man'.
"Okay, I owe you a third favor, so what's the fourth?" Tony decided to compromise for the sake of his own health.
"Fourth ......," Chino approached, put his arm around Tony's shoulder, and whispered in his ear, "Your blood-coughing brain is very smart, don't you think this kidnapping is very strange?" Think of Obadiah Stanley, your father's best friend and one of the elders of Stark Enterprises. If you die, who will get the most benefit? ”
After saying that, he gently patted Tony on the shoulder and left with a smile.
Tony, who was left with a stiff and iron-blue face, froze in place, set off a storm in his mind.
Obadiah Stanley?
Obadiah Stanley?
Obadiah Stanley?
“……”
After his teeth crunched, Tony suddenly realized that he had seen him get into the jeep by video with Obadai before he left.
Could it be him?
Crunch - damn it!
"Hey, Tony, what's wrong?" Ethan walked over.
"It's nothing, let's go, we all need to get some rest."
"yes, it's time to take a break."