Chapter 144: The Kiss Theory
Chu Liumeng watched the tip of the sword stab towards him, his body shook but he didn't dodge, and the flying sword didn't stab at Chu Liumeng according to the original trajectory after all, but flew over against Chu Liumeng's body.
"Why don't you hide?" Chu Linshuang snorted lightly, took back the sword, and huffed.
"I knew you wouldn't want to kill me." Chu Liumeng walked over with a smile.
"Hmph, self-inflicted. It's just that the family rules prohibit the same room, otherwise I would have been blind to your dog's eyes! Chu Linshuang stretched out his fingers and bent them, making an eye-gouging gesture, and snorted coldly.
"Okay, I'll leave it at that." Chu Liumeng glanced at it a few more times and looked away. It's just that the gaze always can't help but peek at it.
Of course, Chu Liumeng felt that she couldn't be blamed for this.
Because Chu Linshuang at this moment is too tempting, she is now sweating, and the white T-shirt almost fits her body, outlining the proud body curves to the fullest, and the surging people on her chest are reluctant to take their eyes off.
The waist is also a home short. The graceful and slender white legs are dizzy. A few strands of hair stuck to the side of her face, making her already charming face even more seductive.
"I'm not afraid of long needles!" Chu Linshuang glanced at it with disdain, then turned around and left, "I'll go change my clothes and wait." ”
"No problem." Chu Liumeng nodded obediently, "Can I go and wait in your room?" ”
"Don't rummage through my stuff!"
"Please trust my integrity, I am a gentleman!"
Chu Liumeng walked to Chu Linshuang's room and sat down, and by the way, turned the air conditioner to the maximum. After waiting for half an hour, Chu Linshuang finally came late.
"......" Chu Liumeng looked at the other party wordlessly, Chu Linshuang put him aside, took a full half an hour to take a shower, and changed clothes.
These Chu Liumeng can be understood, but what he can't understand is ......
"Why are you still wearing a school uniform?" Chu Liumeng couldn't help but complain.
In particular, Chu Linshuang is not wearing a summer school uniform, but an autumn school uniform! Who is it that wraps yourself so tightly? Does he Chu Liumeng look like that kind of lustful person?
"You me! Say, what do you ask of me? A hint of pride flashed in Chu Linshuang's eyes, and the corners of his eyes were a little flying, and he sat down loudly.
Chu Liumeng smiled shyly: "...... Little Frost, you're not right. Can't I come to see you if I'm fine? I didn't expect you to be practicing diligently at noon, which really makes me ashamed! ”
"Come less, it's okay to beg me, can you be so honest?" Chu Linshuang was disgusted by the title "Little Frost".
In the past, if she accused Chu Liumeng of peeking at her, the other party would always be cheeky and find a lot of crooked reasoning. But Chu Liumeng turned his head very honestly today, although his eyes still couldn't help but glance at it, but at least it was a lot more restrained. When things go wrong, there must be demons, which is very abnormal.
The corners of Chu Liumeng's mouth were crooked, and then he smiled and complimented: "Lin Shuang, now that you are at the peak of the Five Heavens, it seems that breaking through the Yin and Yang Threshold is just around the corner!" ”
"Are you humiliating me?" Chu Linshuang raised his eyebrows and said coldly. If someone else said this, Chu Linshuang wouldn't care, but when it came out of Chu Liumeng's mouth, it always felt like a mockery.
"No, no, no, I'm really congratulating you." Chu Liumeng waved his hand again and again, still with a hypocritical smile on his face.
"Are you alright? If it's okay, please go back. ”
For Chu Linshuang's oil and salt not to enter, Chu Liumeng was already mentally prepared, and he was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "It's not nothing, in fact, there is a little thing I want to ask you for help." ”
Chu Linshuang also smiled: "Oh, you can say it, but if you say it, I won't help you." ”
Chu Liumeng said pitifully: "Little Shuangshuang, we are like brother and sister!" Can you bear it like that? ”
"First of all, don't call me Little Frost, thank you. Secondly, I am older than you, and I should be a brother and sister. Finally......" Chu Linshuang raised three fingers in turn and scolded angrily, "Will you kiss your own sister?" Will you take advantage of your sister? You beast! ”
"Miss Lin Shuang, I think you seem to have a very serious misunderstanding of me." Chu Liumeng was serious, "When did I take advantage of you?" Brother, I'm also a decent person outside, please don't slander my innocence like this, okay? ”
"I know you have thick skin, but I didn't expect you to be so thick-skinned, you dare to say that you didn't want to ...... that day" Chu Linshuang gritted his teeth, and couldn't help but have a warm heartbeat when he mentioned the events of that day.
At that time, Chu Liumeng pressed on her, and the lips of the two were closer than ever, and they could feel each other's breath. If it weren't for the ringtone of her mobile phone to make her react, then her first kiss would have been snatched away by this women's pervert in front of her!
"Do you want to say that I wanted to kiss you that day, did I want to take advantage of you?" Chu Liumeng said calmly.
"So you know? If you want me to do you a favor, you have to give me a reason to forgive you. Chu Linshuang blushed and grinded his teeth.
"Okay, I know you have a big misunderstanding about this, but let's analyze it rationally first, okay?" Chu Liumeng coughed.
"What kind of reasoning do you want to talk about?" Chu Linshuang squinted at Chu Liumeng, she knew the shameless nature of this guy very well, no matter what she did, she could always find a lot of reasons to justify herself.
"Let's get serious this time." Chu Liumeng smiled slightly, with a peerless posture, with a rare handsomeness, Si Swen said, "Nowadays, society advocates equality between men and women, so why should kissing be regarded as a boy taking advantage?" ”
"Do you mean, or am I going to take advantage of you?" Chu Linshuang smiled angrily.
Chu Liumeng stretched out his hand to signal a little calm: "You can't be so hasty, but you have to make a comparison in many aspects." However, kissing itself can't be judged by gender, right? You should admit it! ”
“…… If you continue to make it up, if you can't make it up, I'll kill you today. Chu Linshuang was silent for a while, then nodded with a sneer.
"So let's continue to discuss, when kissing, who is the one who takes advantage and who is the one who is taken advantage." Chu Liumeng snapped his fingers and continued, "I'll give you a chestnut first, if Yang Yuhuan and An Lushan kiss, then people will think who is the one who takes advantage?" The result is obviously easy to see, it must be Yang Yuhuan who was taken advantage of by An Lushan, right? ”
"So what?"
"So let's analyze it, why do we think that? Because Yang Yuhuan is one of the four beauties in China, this is fame. At the same time, she is also the favorite concubine of Tang Xuanzong, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, which is status. And when she was favored, she didn't learn from Su Daji to kill Zhongliang, which is her character. The most important thing is that she has the same national appearance as you, which is the appearance. Chu Liumeng slapped a little fart, the corners of Chu Linshuang's mouth inadvertently curved, and he quietly listened to Chu Liumeng.
"And An Lushan, this person, is fat and ugly, which is inferior in appearance. Rebel against the monarch, this is inferior in character. He is just a rebellious courtier, how can he compare to the royal nobles, this is inferior in status. Moreover, he has done many injustices and left a stench for ten thousand years, which is not as good as his reputation. Of course, he also has advantages, for example, his ability is naturally stronger than Yang Yuhuan. But in the case of four to one, Yang Yuhuan still won. ”
"That's why we will say, if Yang Yuhuan and An Lushan kiss, then it must be An Lushan who took advantage......" Seeing that Chu Linshuang seemed to have something to say, Chu Liumeng immediately spoke, "Then let's assume again, if Yang Yuhuan and Li Bai kiss, then who took advantage?" ”
(I spent an afternoon shopping with a touch today...... I swear, this is my last update this month. )