Chapter Sixty-Eight: Speaking Human Words!
After quitting the game, Liu Feng stretched his waist, should he go and treat himself to a string, after all, he made so much money.
So Liu Feng put on slippers, tore his clothes twice at random, looked in the mirror, and went out when he was handsome.
Although it is a small town, there are still quite a lot of roadside stalls at night, of course, there are many stores, after all, it is profitable, Liu Feng decided to eat the barbecue of the store luxuriously today!
However, when Liu Feng walked out of his house, he felt a feeling of being targeted, this feeling was generated since Liu Feng's body was mutated, and Liu Feng very affectionately called this feeling a man's seventh sense, which was more noble than a woman's sixth sense.
Well? What the? Men's sixth sense, you say? I don't know, isn't the sixth sense a woman's? That's why men are the seventh sense.
What a point!
Liu Feng believed in his seventh sense, so he inadvertently walked towards the suburbs.
And the people in the shadows also moved quickly, sneaking in the direction of Liu Feng's action.
"The weather is so nice today!" Liu Feng looked up at the sky while walking, of course, it would be good if the acting skills meant something, anyway, if Liu Feng wanted to pretend not to notice them, then they would naturally be so happy.
Soon Liu Feng went to the suburbs, here are overgrown with weeds, there are always some snakes, insects, rats and ants in the suburbs in summer, to be honest, Liu Feng doesn't like it here, wearing shorts will be very itchy if you are bitten by mosquitoes.
Speaking of this, Liu Feng had to admire the strength of the mosquito, the knife could not cut into the skin that the bullet could not penetrate, but it could not match the mouth of the text, it was really invincible.
Immediately, Liu Feng remembered the cruel methods he used to deal with words when he was a child, at that time, the spotted mosquito was very powerful, and it was itchy and painful to bite a bite, and Liu Feng liked to fish and catch shrimp by the river when he was a child, so the trouser leg was pulled up and his arm was exposed.
Naturally, I was tortured by mosquitoes to death, and the joy of catching a fish was suddenly gone, and the itchy place was easy to break the skin when scratched by water.
So Liu Feng simply hates mosquitoes! So the mosquito must be caught alive, and then its mouthparts are cut, starving to death this ****!
Sure enough, there are really a lot of mosquitoes in this suburb, and there are some blood-sucking insects smaller than mosquitoes, we affectionately call them mosquito ants, smaller than ants, bite you can't afford to pack, but a huge itch! If you shoot him, if the slit of your hand is a little bigger, you can't hit it, it's really angry!
Originally, Liu Feng came to sneak people, but he was soon killed by the buzzing of mosquitoes, because he felt that mosquitoes were much more lethal than those people.
Buzz, buzz!
In the buzzing sound of mosquitoes, a strange sound suddenly broke in, and Liu Feng grabbed it without looking back, and then countless whistling sounds flew towards Liu Feng.
Suddenly, Liu Feng turned into a thousand-armed Guanyin and caught all the hidden weapons that flew towards him.
Of course, there are too many hidden weapons, and Liu Feng's hands are a little too much, so his mouth comes to help, and his feet are fine!
Then, when the chatter stopped, Liu Feng had a lot of hidden weapons on his hands and feet.
Then he threw all his brains on the ground, and this one looked!
Shuriken, cross shuriken, swastika shuriken, kunai!
This is a guy from a distant island country! I just caught a dart with my mouth?
It is said that shurikens are all poisoned, it is said that they never absorb it when they go to the toilet, and it is said that they do nothing with their hands without washing their hands!
Why can't I keep my mouth shut? Ahh
Liu Feng immediately snorted on the spot, then picked up the darts on the ground and threw them out like a goddess scattering flowers.
How strong is Liu Feng's hand? Those darts flew out and were gone.
But fortunately, the turtle warriors of the projectile island country who were cowering in the rear had already avoided it, otherwise they would definitely be like showers.
Their eyes were very solemn, and they received a commission to catch this young man, and they thought that they had attached great importance to this young man, so they dispatched four Kamitome samurai, thinking that they were foolproof.
But they didn't expect the enemy to be so strong, and suddenly they decided to retreat first.
But will Willow Wind let them run? If they dare to throw a dart at him, they must be beaten up first, and then they must be asked if they have washed their hands!
Liu Feng rushed over like a gust of wind, and the leader of the Kamitome warrior's expression suddenly changed, the speed was so fast, he didn't have time to seal, and the posture on his hand was only half of Liu Feng's arrival, and then he smashed the egg, and before the leader's scream was released, he rushed to the next target.
Another smashing kick, barely half a breath apart between the two attacks, and two mixed screams pierced the sky.
The other two Upper Turtle Warriors saw that their opponent was powerful and boundless, and suddenly two black balls appeared in their hands, and they violently threw them to the ground, exploding a large cloud of choking smoke.
When Liu Feng rushed over, the two had already disappeared in place, and the escape kung fu was really first-class, and Liu Feng didn't notice it for a while.
But anyway, there are two more lying there.
Liu Feng walked over and lifted the two turtle warriors, then stacked them on top of each other, and then stepped on the back of the person on them, and asked viciously, "Say!" Did you wash your hands when you came? ”
Immediately, Liu Feng's face changed, and he immediately changed his words and said, "Say, who sent you?" ”
One of the top ** leaders suddenly held back the pain and said with disdain on his face: "Gurgling, gurgling, bala bala!" ”
Then the other upper turtle endured and raised his eyebrows: "Gurgling, chirping, balabala!" ”
Even through the face covering cloth willow wind, he could feel the hateful faces of the two of them who felt good about themselves, so he said viciously: "It's a melon skin, talking about people!" ”
As he spoke, he directly grabbed the two of them and slapped them, and then ripped off the cloth on the heads and mouths of the two people.
Well, it's bald, and it's really ugly to have pigtails on the back! Why do people in the island country like such a frustrated hairstyle?
"The door makes the cloth shimmer!" The ** collar, who was slapped in the face, said in a messy Mandarin in a slurred manner.
"The lying circle nun dared to enter the sleeping door, and the emperor did not seem to regret letting go of the nun!" The other Kamitome samurai was also vaguely threatening.
"I'm so scared! It's really a death, I see that you will be hard mouthed and hard after a while. Liu Feng pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
Immediately he began to move, and the sound of tearing and pulling sounded, and the clothes of the two Kamitome samurai were directly torn to shreds, revealing the huge diapers inside!
"What are the Ni demons driving!" Kamikame Samurai was shocked.
Liu Feng ignored him, tore all the clothes of the two of them, and then tied up the two Kamiki warriors mouth-to-mouth, foot-to-foot, and opponents with strips of their clothes.
Then let the two of them pave the way in this suburb in such a shameful posture, and then he went straight to the skewers, and came back later to see if they were still hanging.