Chapter 12: It's my turn to pretend
"It's all rice buckets, and I still need Lao Tzu to go out in person!"
Huang Chu looked at Chen Hao's appearance of pretending to be forced, and he was angry in his heart, after all, when he went out to teach people before, he was always pretending to be forced alone. He clenched his fist in anger and slammed it towards Chen Hao's chest.
With a "click", Huang Chu's arm broke on the spot!
"I'm rubbing, I'm dying of Lao Tzu!"
With that fist just now, Huang Chu used all the strength of his body. When his fist hit Chen Hao's chest, he thought it had hit the hard steel, and it almost didn't kill him.
He was holding his broken arm with a broken knuckle and gasped in pain, and cold sweat continued to drip from his forehead. Now even if you don't believe that Chen Hao, this kid is not open, after all, this awesome thing really doesn't look like an ordinary person.
"Are you finished with your match? If it's done, it's my turn to pretend next! ”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Hao didn't intend to give Huang Chu a chance to answer, so he picked up a fist and hit him in the abdomen.
Although compared to Huang Chu's sturdy body, Chen Hao looks much thinner, but in normal times, Chen Hao works a lot at his aunt's house, and the strength in his arms is not small, so this fist directly beat Huang Chu back several steps after a few steps.
Huang Chu hadn't recovered from the pain of his severed hand, and Chen Hao's fist hit him so hard that he almost fell to the ground.
"You're paralyzed to find ......"
Before the word "death" could be spoken, Chen Hao flew up and kicked Huang Chu's crotch fiercely.
"Whoa!" Huang Chu suddenly fell to the ground, clutching his crotch and making a burst of miserable pig screams.
If the paralyzed one divides the pain into ten levels and the pregnant woman gives birth to the tenth level, then the man who is kicked to the balls completely belongs to the eleventh level. Whoever was kicked hurt by it, not to mention that Chen Hao's kick was completely merciless.
The younger brothers around him saw Huang Chu rolling on the ground in pain, and couldn't help but sympathize with the peace.
"Looking for what? Looking for a draw? ”
Chen Hao asked with a sneer, walked up to Huang Chu, dragged his upper body up from the ground by the collar, and slapped him wildly in the face. After all, this is the first time that Chen Hao has slapped someone so happily since he was born, so he has no restraint at all in terms of strength, and directly slaps Huang Chu's face like pig's head meat.
The sound of "popping" continued one after another, and people who didn't know thought who was desperately applauding and welcome.
Chen Hao slapped him with two backhands and asked, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to abolish one of my hands?" Let me call Daddy, that's what you said! ”
This was indeed said by Huang Chu, but when he said this, Huang Chu didn't know that Chen Hao, a hairy boy, would be so awesome. If he knew that Chen Hao was so awesome, even if he gave him 100,000 yuan, he wouldn't have said it, and it really hurt to slap him on the face.
"I was wrong, you just thought I was farting for what I just said! You're my dad, you're my dad! Spare me, I won't dare to find anyone to beat you again! ”
Huang Chu was beaten so that his eyes were full of Venus, and he couldn't even speak clearly. Even if he was given ten bear-hearted leopard galls now, he wouldn't dare to go crazy in front of Chen Hao, after all, the crotch of his pants was really painful.
Chen Hao stopped his hand, plucked out his ears and pretended not to hear and asked, "What did you call me just now?" Loud and loud, so low kidney deficiency?! ”
Huang Chu knew that Chen Hao clearly wanted to take advantage of himself, but his slap was really distressing, and he couldn't do it if he didn't scream, so he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Dad!" ”
Seeing Huang Chu gritting his teeth and calling his father with a pig's head face, Chen Hao almost died of laughter, he coughed and pretended to be angry and said: "Good son, Dad has raised you for so many years, you only called me, sorry?" ”
Huang Chu thought that he would pretend to be paralyzed, but when he saw Chen Hao's palm raised and was about to slap it on his face, he immediately shouted three times in a row: "Dad!" Father! Father! ”
"Only three times? Why do you think you're three years old? Do you still think you're cute? Chen Haodun's palm in mid-air slapped Huang Chu's face mercilessly, "Call ten more sentences to listen!" ”
Huang Chu had never suffered this kind of grievance before, he was so angry that his fists were clenched, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out. But who made Chen Hao better than him, he could only admit it, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, raise his head and continue to shout: "Dad! Daddy......"
The little brother on the side was so angry when he saw his eldest brother kneeling in front of others and even calling his father, after all, they had been following Huang Chu in the society for several years, Huang Chu had brought them with him when he pretended to be forced before, and now seeing Huang Chu being so insulted, they absolutely couldn't bear it.
"Don't beat my big brother if you're paralyzed, there's a kind of you hitting me!"
It was the first time Chen Hao saw someone who was so anxious that he took the initiative to find a pump, he glanced at it lightly and said, "Don't worry, everyone has a share!" I see that there are just four of you, so you can slap each other in two or two, and whoever slaps loudly can rest first! ”
Hearing Chen Hao's words, the four younger brothers were stunned at the same time.
Paralysis must know that people have feelings, although the four of them are gangsters, but they usually fight together and pretend to be forced together, and their feelings have long been established unconsciously. Now Chen Hao asked them to slap each other, who can do it!
It's like asking you to go home and slap your father, unless it's a beast, otherwise ordinary people will never be able to do it.
"I said let you slap each other in pairs, you are deaf and can't hear?" Chen Hao warned loudly.
Chen Hao's voice was like an eagle striking the sky, and the thunder and lightning pierced the thick clouds and reached the ears of these four people, making them tremble. Just listening to the sound almost scared me, if you don't do it, the end will definitely not be much better than Huang Chu, or even worse.
So, the four little brothers had no choice but to work in pairs, picking up their palms and fanning each other's faces. The paralyzed ones should know that the effects of force are mutual, and now they not only have pain in their faces and palms, but also the taste in their hearts is quite uncomfortable.
"Hit the nail on the head! Are you fanning each other or touching each other? Chen Hao said, slapping Huang Chu's face hard, "Cover my voice!" ”
After this slap, Huang Chu's face, which was already swollen like pig's head, instantly spurted out a layer of blood blisters. That loud slap sounded with a hint of echo in the quiet alley, and just listening to it knew that it could hurt people to death.
The four younger brothers couldn't hang up at all in front of the awesome Chen Hao, so they could only use the power of the wilderness to slap each other violently. In an instant, the sound of "pop papa" was endless, and the paralyzing one was called a rhythmic one.
"Paralyzed, you beat me so hard to find death!"
"You're not light!"
"It's still so heavy, see if Lao Tzu doesn't fan you to death!"