Chapter 195, Your Cucumber Has Fallen
Yikes!
Lin Fan gasped!
While he was looking at Xiaoxiao!
Xiaoxiao also looked at Lin Fan in surprise!
Even the waves in her heart are even more magnificent than Lin Fan!
The moment the bathroom light came on, her eyes were attracted by something three inches down Lin Fan's abdomen!
It's huge!
It's so thick!
It's so long!
At least eighteen centimeters, right?
Xiaoxiao looked at this behemoth, only to feel that she was about to suffocate!
She doesn't have a boyfriend, plus she's tired of being with the little fox all day long, and she secretly studies small movies when she's fine!
But where have you ever seen such a behemoth?
It's not much better than those foreigners!
Before it was used, Xiaoxiao felt that she was filled with this behemoth!
Then she couldn't help but quietly look up, wanting to see what the owner of this behemoth looked like!
This look!
It made her feel like she was struck by lightning!
It's so handsome!
There is a saying that the bird is big and unknowing, and it is suffocating to be handsome!
Isn't that what describes the man in front of you?
Xiaoxiao feels like she's going to melt!
Then her face changed.
Why is this face somewhat familiar?
"Are you Lin Fan?" Thinking of the video she watched, Xiaoxiao exclaimed, and the cucumber in her hand also fell off!
This handsome face!
Who will Lin Fan not be seen in the video before?
"But aren't you out there with the little raccoon? How did it end up here? Xiaoxiao looked surprised!
"You know me?" Lin Fan was also surprised!
It seems that in my impression, there is no such a beautiful woman with a hot figure and a good face, the key is that she is still a little dirty, and she takes a cucumber to solve it herself, right?
"Yes, of course I do! Lin Fan, the Lin family, who doesn't know each other? Xiaoxiao was excited!
Are you kidding!
Just now, she was still fantasizing about Lin Fan galloping on herself in the dark!
It's just that after seeing Lin Fan's behemoth, I'm afraid that the cucumber will have to buy a bigger model in the future!
Xiaoxiao couldn't help but shake the cucumber in her hand, and suddenly found that she didn't know when it was gone: "Where is my cucumber?" ”
"Your cucumber has fallen!"
"Your cucumber just fell!" Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, turned her head to look, and suddenly blushed!
"Well, I'm sorry, my cucumber has dropped!" Xiaoxiao suddenly felt ashamed, and squatted down to pick it up!
This squat, the middle door was wide open, and Lin Fan only felt a nosebleed rushing up!
"Am I disturbing your good business?" Lin Fan took a breath, what do you say this is called?
I came here to escape from the predicament of the little fox!
Who knew it would be even hotter here!
Xiaoxiao suddenly blushed: "That, don't get me wrong, I just want to take a cucumber and apply a mask after taking a shower!" ”
What are you kidding, in front of your own male god, how can you admit that kind of shameful thing?
But Lin Fan didn't believe it!
Damn, don't fucking try to lie to me, I smell it!
"It's all right, there's a song that sings well, the river flows eastward! Don't be shy about defending yourself! I'm out! You continue! With a bang, Lin Fan closed the door and went out!
The great river flows eastward! Don't be shy about defending yourself!
Xiaoxiao stood in the bathroom, the familiar melody in her mind sounded, and the cucumber in her hand fell to the ground again!
Lin Fan!
Come back to my wife and tell me what this song means?
"Mother! How did I come across these two goblins, isn't that going to kill people? Lin Fan leaned against the wall and gasped!
Moreover, he felt that his urge to urinate was getting stronger and stronger!
What's more, the sound of the system rang out at this moment!
"Big young master, send that girl back? Hurry up, I'm ready to summon you! ”
The voice sounded, and Lin Fan directly wanted to scold his mother!
Summoning at this time?
Could it be that the little fox took a bath and started the live broadcast directly?
Damn, isn't it?
After taking a shower, you can rest well, what kind of live broadcast?
"Wait for me!" Lin Fan hurriedly shouted, if he was summoned, wouldn't his secret have to be fully exposed?
"The raccoon room can't go! Went to be discovered!" Lin Fan thought about it, and his eyes fell on the bathroom behind him again!
"There's no way, I have to make this decision!" Lin Fan took a deep breath, pushed the door in, and Xiaoxiao, who was still inside, saw Lin Fan come back, and immediately blushed and leaned against the wall.
"Come on! I'm ready! ”
"Well, can you stop that! I would like to borrow a toilet. Without waiting for Xiaoxiao to speak, Lin Fan was the first to speak.
Xiaoxiao, who was leaning against the wall, suddenly felt half cold!
Damn you, aren't you coming back to force me? What the hell is borrowing a toilet?
Also, what do you mean to be something else? The old lady didn't use cucumbers!
"Bastard! The old lady is so unattractive in your eyes? Xiaoxiao was very angry, and with a click, the cucumber in her hand was directly broken in half by her.
Lin Fan shuddered suddenly, this girl is too violent, right?
But at the moment, he can't care so much!
Directly let Xiaoxiao go out to lock it, then took out her mobile phone, found a passion video on the Internet, and deliberately adjusted the volume to click play!
After doing all this, he disappeared directly into the bathroom, leaving only a mobile phone on the shelf, playing an unsightly picture, and at the same time there was a explicit sound coming out.
When Xiaoxiao heard this voice, she was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face became angry: "Okay, you Lin Fan, you are willing to watch a small movie rather than look at me more!" ”
Xiaoxiao is angry!
Or rather, it's a bit unbalanced!
She thinks that her appearance is no worse than that of a fox, and her figure is even more speechless, because perennial exercise is elastic!
If you are any man, you will definitely salivate when you see yourself!
But Lin Fan saw himself thoroughly, and finally ran to the bathroom to watch a small movie!
This made her proud figure and appearance all unconfident!
Her strong unwilling self-esteem made her scold: "Bastard, you wait for me, the old lady must make you bow down under my pomegranate skirt." ”
With that, she broke the cucumber off her hand again and threw it into the trash.
On the other side, Lin Fan was summoned as soon as he put his mobile phone away, and the whole person went berserk!
"Fuck your sister, are you sick? I haven't peed yet! Why did you just summon me in? Lin Fan grabbed the system and scolded wildly.
"Stinky system, you wait for me, you swore not to summon me casually, and now you will suffer retribution for doing so! I'm cursing you for being blown up in the ass by the red buff tomorrow. ”
Lin Fan cursed the system angrily.
"Young Master, I can't help it! If you let the ink go down again, I don't know how long it will take? For the sake of winning the game, my personal chrysanthemum honor and disgrace are all trivial. ”
As the system spoke, Lin Fan suddenly felt a chill: "It's okay to even blow your ass with a red BUFF, you are a dead pervert!" ”
Lin Fan scolded in disgust, and then browsed the lineups of the two sides.
The second more is delivered, asking for a reward. Ask for a referral ticket! Reward plus more, if you don't tip, that's it! Hmph, don't ask me why I'm willful, because I'm handsome!
(End of chapter)