Chapter 324: Nanhua Old Immortal's Revenge
"Hey, this kid! It's quite cautious! ”
"Oh, I don't think it's better to call the device big job in the future, change the name to the small job!"
The crowd laughed when they heard him. Chen Duxiu even said: "Stop talking nonsense, swallow it in one bite!" The brothers are waiting, and after eating, they take off their pants and show everyone the small pit! ”
"Pit you paralyzed!" I really didn't dare to eat it this time, but he was three centimeters short for no reason, he was too unwilling and too painful.
His eyes swept and he saw the little purple on Gu Yuan's back, and he laughed: "Little purple girl! Do yourself a favor! Is it okay to get lucky? ”
"No, you can't! Xiao Zi, don't add it to him! Before Little Lori could speak, everyone opened their mouths. All of them spoke out happily against ridicule.
"No!" Xiao Zi shook her little head: "I still have to keep it for my brother!"
"Boss...", Qi Dahuo cried with a sad face: "You have to save me!" Your little brother, my game of sexual well-being depends on you... Save people and put out fires..."
"It's to save JJ like fighting fire..."Ah Hao was also watching the joke on the side, and suddenly popped out of a sentence.
Gu Yuan coughed and said, "Don't ask me!" I have to ask this Lori! You kid don't have all the eyesight, don't you? Gu Yuan pointed with his finger, Xiao Zi was on Gu Yuan's back, and his two small hands were around his neck. The thumb and index finger of the right hand are poking and poking there, and the meaning is self-evident.
"This money fan Lori!" Gu Yuan was a little funny.
He was instantly happy, took out a bag of gold, and said, "It's easy to say!" Say! Money, brother still has a little, sister Zi'er, this is 300 taels of gold for you to buy candy to eat! ”
"Hee-hee! This is my Ou~" Little Lori sighed, grabbed the money bag very unceremoniously, grabbed it tightly, and tilted her head to look at Gu Yuan, as if she was afraid that Gu Yuan would rob her.
"Who's going to rob you!" Gu Yuan slapped his little buttocks, and provoked her to exclaim again.
"Little Purple Sister, that? What about luck? ”
The little girl is not bad, she raised her hand and pointed at it, and the luck trick was thrown away. "Haha, Lao Tzu looks at which of you dares to have more bb today!" Envy is you! ”
"We envy you for being a ghost!" Chen Duxiu pouted, "You have the ability to make you bigger in reality!" Game? Hehe, the master disdains! The master has a group of wives and concubines in reality! Still playing in the game? ”
"You know!" He scolded: "The game is a little cooler than in reality!" You try once and you can't stop! ”
"Talking nonsense with you guys with yellow hairs! And who? The fat man is still a virgin at first glance, right? Virgins are shameful, you know? ”
Ah Hao's face turned cold, damn, didn't he just say something just now? Why did you scare him? Just as he was about to open his mouth to go back, Gu Yuan took the first step and slapped the head of the big man: "What are you talking about?" Brother, why is it a shame! Looking for a fight! ”
"! Boss, are you still? Is the goddess of falling flowers tender and beautiful, can you hold it? It's not as good as a beast... Ahem, I really don't know about this, slip of the tongue! ”
Gu Yuan was so uncomfortable, he made up his mind that the progress must be accelerated! If the dead girl doesn't comply, she will use that pill herself, hehe!
"I won't tell you! It's a matter of success or failure! He swallowed the rest of the pills in one gulp. There was a joy on his face, "Cowhide!" All 1! Lao Tzu's current name is finally justified... Haha, I have something, let's go first! ”
The thing said hello and hurriedly ran away, Gu Yuan glanced at it, and the direction he went was the direction of the Red Courtyard.
"Made, daytime!" Several people scolded a few words, looked unhappy, and finally left separately.
Gu Yuan also went back to continue his research on alchemy. At this time, a white-bearded old man quietly came to the city, and none of them noticed Gu Yuan.
He looked left and right in the city, and a very contemptuous smile leaked out. "I'm coming! Hmph, many, you are mortal after all! Having restored the immortal power, it is simply too easy for this immortal to let you die! Wait for me! ”
"Grandpa! Your beard is so white! At this moment, a soft and cute voice came into his ears.
As soon as she turned around, she found that it was a little girl, who was holding two sugar figures in her hands, and suddenly jumped up and pulled off his beard.
"Yikes! It's a fake beard! Xiao Zi opened her mouth wide in surprise.
"You...! Whose children! Let's play! Nanhua hurriedly covered his chin and scolded. His height is not very high, according to the current standard of 1.6 meters.
As soon as he said this, he felt a chill on his head again, and his hair was gone. The little idiot was behind him, licking the candy man, holding a shaggy wig, and shouting, "Even the hair is fake!" It's fun! ”
"You two... I'm really angry! Nanhua Lao Xian blew his chin and glared, how could he sneak into the county government in this case? His trick is still cooling.
"Ah, look! That old man turned out to be bald! ”
"Why are you young and shaved your head when you're old! Aren't you afraid of the cold? What a thing! ”
The NPCs on the streets are pointing fingers at him. Players even noticed him. It made his heart tighten.
"Humph! What about noticing? I'm an immortal! Who can bring me down? This broke into the county government and wiped out many people! Nanhua Lao Xian was ruthless and rushed towards the county office.
"Old man, don't you want your beard and hair?"
When Nanhua heard it, if he could come back, it would be good to have a disguise!
"Give me back!" He was angry, and when he looked back, he almost didn't fall to the ground, his fake discovery was wearing on Xiao Zi's head, and the fake beard was also on Xiao Zi's chin, which looked very weird...
"Grandpa, is it good-looking?"
"You... You're... Bad luck kid! I don't want it! ”
Nanhua Lao Xian didn't look back this time.
"Oh, Xiao Zi, he seems to be heading towards us! It won't be your brother's guest! Let's change the beard and hair to him, lest he sue! "The little fool is a little worried.
"Let's play a little longer!" Xiao Zi wore a wig and grimaced at the same time.
"Humph! When the time comes, your brother spanks you, don't blame me for not reminding you! ”
"Little fool sister is so timid!"
"You... Don't call me a little idiot sister again! ”
"Got it! Little fool sister! ”
Nanhua Laoxian walked to the door of the county government and looked at the door number, there was nothing wrong. He strode inside, but after a few steps he retreated. A big beauty came over and made him feel terrified.
"It's... Who is this woman? I'm an immortal, why do I feel a little scared every time I see her? Nanhua Old Immortal hesitated, the last time he saw Qi Wuge, he felt this way in his heart, he thought it was the reason why his strength had not recovered, but this time his strength had recovered, and this was still the case!
"Slip first!" He turned back decisively, avoided Qi Wuge, and did not meet her.
(End of chapter)