Chapter 4 I almost believed it
"My fork! Alien creatures? Bai Hao was shocked.
"It doesn't have to be an alien creature, it could also be an extraterrestrial creature!" The system said: "I said, the world you are in, is currently undergoing a great change, from the results of detection, it is mainly reflected in the energy mutation, there are many reasons for this situation, but more than seventy percent are affected by external space, the insect you see today is proof, if nothing else, I am afraid that similar events will be more and more ...... in the future."
"It's just a special kind of bug, it's not a big deal, is it?" Bai Hao asked suspiciously, "Is it as exaggerated as you say?" ”
"Haven't you ever wondered why this worm crawled out of that person's ear?" The system showed the picture of the insect again, and marked the needle-like mouthparts of the insect with a red circle, and said: "If the system does not make an analysis error, I am afraid that this is a parasite, just imagine, a parasite that most people can't see at all, parasitic in the human ear, even most optical instruments can't observe it, what kind of consequences will it cause?" ”
Without waiting for Bai Hao to answer, the system continued: "I tell you for sure, it is possible for human beings to perish because of this, don't underestimate any alien species!" ”
Bai Hao nodded thoughtfully, indeed, he knows this, the so-called alien species often have no natural enemies, they can reproduce without resistance, and then affect the survival state of the native species in various senses, although Bai Hao still doesn't know what the impact of this invisible insect with normal vision will cause, but when he thinks of all the weirdness shown by the sixth Sailor Moon today, Bai Hao feels that it may not be much better!
Thinking of one day when he was asleep, an invisible insect burrowed into his ear and stayed like this, Bai Hao couldn't help but shudder, he was so insecure.
Bai Hao is 23 years old this year, from childhood to adulthood, he is a Buddhist youth, under the peaceful life of the small city, not only him, many people actually have no sense of crisis, but now, when a strange world begins to unfold in front of his eyes, he feels that he is afraid that he should really do something.
Even if it's not for yourself, you have to think about your family, right? According to the system, the danger caused by this upheaval is likely to affect one's own family......
"Okay system, let's talk!" Bai Hao said: "You said you could help me, so what can you help me?" ”
"Do you know what a big guy is?" The system asked him this.
"Hmm...... I want to think about it...... It's supposed to be someone who's awesome in some way, right? Bai Hao replied.
"Correct explanation, on the big guy mutual aid platform, many people are authoritative figures in a certain aspect, and in their field, they have a strong voice! There are also achievements that others can't achieve! The system said: "However, even if the achievements are huge, it does not mean that these bigwigs have no other needs, the mutual aid platform is based on this and was born, through the connection of the platform, the whole universe, the whole space, the whole dimension of the bigwigs can communicate with each other, and get what they need from others." ”
"It's a trade, isn't it?" Bai Hao understood this time.
"That's right!" The system said: "According to the classification of the platform, the bosses who are currently haunted on the platform are divided into three types!" ”
"What three?" Bai Hao asked curiously.
"Krypton, bald, women's, three categories!"
Bai Hao: "......"
Hey, is there something wrong!? Is this how the types of big guys are divided!? Shouldn't it be divided according to some kind of economics, science, or force value, etc.!?
"Among these three categories, the superpower of the kryptonite boss is that he is rich, or they can get money! The money here refers to the universal equivalent, which can be exchanged for various abilities and items they need through the platform! The system explained to him: "And the women's clothing bosses have the special talent of various abilities after women's clothing, so most of them are searching and exchanging all kinds of strange women's clothing on the platform!" That's what they need......"
"What about the bald guy!?" Bai Hao asked.
"Bald bosses generally become bigwigs through their own efforts and exercises, but after becoming bigwigs, they also become bald, so their needs on the platform are a bit special......"
"What's so special?"
"They don't want skills, they don't want money, they want ...... It's hair vitality! ”
"Huh!?" Bai Hao was stunned when he heard it.
"That's right, it's the life force of the hair!" The system replied affirmatively, "Boy, didn't you notice that the reason I came to you was because you had a lot of money to trade with the bald bosses?" ”
"You mean...... My hair!? Bai Hao asked with some uncertainty.
To put it mildly, Bai Hao's ordinary salted fish, the only commendable thing is his hair quality, from childhood to adulthood, his hair is jet black, not only each hair is very thick, but also very shiny, this luster is not caused by oil secretion, but the natural luster of the hair! This is something that even many girls envy him.
Generally speaking, normal people will lose their hair because of metabolism, and it is normal to lose more than ten hairs a day, but in Bai Hao, this phenomenon is rare, and the hair he falls out of a week may only be a dozen or so.
Moreover, from childhood to adulthood, Bai Hao's hair has grown very quickly, and he is a boy, so he is often getting a haircut, and if he doesn't pay attention to it for a long time, he will become like some artists.
When he was in college, his dormitory buddies were very envious of this, thinking that his salted fish-like life was too wasteful of talent, and even encouraged him to pick up shampoo advertisements and the like...... Bai Hao was naturally very proud of this.
Now, listening to what the system said, Bai Hao finally came to his senses, Nima, there is really no such thing as pies out of thin air!
"You mean, I use the vitality of my hair through you to trade with those bald guys?" Bai Hao asked suspiciously, "What will happen to my hair after the transaction?" ”
"What else? Baldness, of course! The system replied naturally.
"I'm forked, don't do it!" Bai Hao jumped to his feet: "I'm only 23 years old, okay, I don't have a girlfriend, you want me to become bald!?" How can you let me get married and have a baby in the future!? ”
"Superficial!" As a result, this remark attracted the system's sneer, and said, "Do you know what human hair is used for? ”
"Uh......" Bai Hao is stuck, don't say it, he really can't say it.
"Let me tell you, human hair is actually a defense mechanism!" The system explained to him: "In a primitive society a long time ago, when human beings were covered in body hair, why? It is because the hair is not dense enough to resist the cold climate, and with the development of civilization, human beings have a more effective defense mechanism after putting on clothes, so the hair began to degenerate, and today, human beings have long since not had such heavy hair, and the role of hair is only to distinguish the characteristics of human appearance, as well as a means to assist in attracting the opposite sex. ”
"Therefore, when human beings themselves become more and more powerful, they no longer need hair as a defense mechanism, and they become bald as they become stronger, which is not just a casual talk, but a truth!" The system said: "This is fundamentally a trend of human evolution, and what you have to do now is nothing more than to make yourself a trend in advance...... In other words, sooner or later, you have to be bald, what is the difference between early baldness and late baldness? When all mankind is bald, are you still afraid that you won't find a girlfriend? ”
I'm forked! You mean, I couldn't find a wife until all of humanity was bald, right!?
Bai Hao's nose was crooked, this system made sense, if he hadn't suddenly reacted just now, Bai Hao would have almost believed it!
"Then according to you, why do those bald bigwigs still seek a deal for hair vitality?" Bai Hao asked rhetorically: "Since it is the trend of human evolution, isn't it okay to keep your head bald?" ”
"What is lost is precious!" The system said shamelessly: "Those pseudo-bosses who have shaved their hair by themselves still have the possibility of growing back, but for the really bald bosses, they naturally want to pursue their lost green years, and if there is demand, there will naturally be supply, and some people with hair also want to become bald bosses, so according to the first law of baldness, the platform provides them with the possibility of trading." ”
"The first law of baldness!?" Bai Hao didn't know how to complain: "I've only heard Newton's laws, the laws of thermodynamics, when did you have the law of baldness!?" ”
"Yes, and the first law of baldness is that in an enclosed space, the number of bald bosses is always constant! In other words, if people beyond this number want to become bald bosses, they can only seek power from another dimension. ”
"That's not right!" Bai Hao pondered for a long time, and then asked suspiciously: "According to the first law of baldness, since in a closed space, the number of bald bosses is constant, then the whole human race you said has become strong and bald, that is impossible!?" Aren't you contradicting yourself? ”
"It's just a trend, not an inevitability!"
The system's answer made Bai Hao almost go crazy: "According to what you say, if I make a deal with you, then I still can't find a girlfriend!?" ”
"You're bald, what kind of girlfriend do you want?"