Chapter 259: I Met a Pretending Opponent
"This ...... Sir, are you sure you want to buy this seat in the middle? The woman who sold asked incredulously.
She looked at Chen Hao's expression with a cheap smile, and said in her heart that this person was quite handsome, but she didn't expect it to be a lack of heart.
You know that the last row is a couple's seat, and there are only three seats left together, you don't choose the left, you don't choose the right, you have to choose the middle one, you let the next couple who come to buy tickets see how embarrassing.
Chen Hao nodded, smiled harmlessly and said, "Aren't all empty seats available for buying?" ”
The woman who sold the ticket was speechless, she was just about to give Chen Hao the movie ticket for this special seat, and a couple of young couples in school uniforms rushed to the counter with a "bang" twice.
"Hey, old woman, what about you, there are two movie tickets for the couple's seat, are there any?" The boy with the ponytail asked in a tugging voice.
In his left hand he was holding a girl who was still nibbling on a lollipop, and the girl was wearing several bracelets of colored beads on her wrist.
The woman who sold the ticket was embarrassed and said, "Yes, yes, but the two seats are not lined up." ”
The boy with a small ponytail glanced at the seating table, and suddenly slapped his palm on the counter in anger and scolded: "I'll go, who is so immoral and bought the middle seat?" I want you to call him over now, and I'll ask him to refund the ticket in front of me! ”
The woman selling the ticket obviously didn't expect the boy with a small ponytail to speak like this, she glanced at Chen Hao in embarrassment, cautiously stretched out her finger and nodded, and said, "He's next to you, discuss the matter of the seat yourself." ”
The woman who was sold the ticket pointed her finger, and the little couple immediately turned their heads, and at the same time stared at Chen Hao with fierce eyes, as if the answers to their homework books were torn by Chen Hao.
"Hey, do you have a hole in your brain, hurry up and give us the ticket, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!" The boy with the ponytail yelled at Chen Hao.
When he met a primary school student couple, the corners of Chen Hao's mouth hooked up a meaningful smile.
He glanced at the school emblem on the school uniform of the young couple, on which the words "Jiangyin No. 8 Junior High School" were written.
It turned out to be a junior high school student, not an elementary school student, and now more and more people are prejudiced against the word "elementary school student", and this little couple has evolved from elementary school to junior high school, so it is understandable to hang a little.
"I said little sister, you and your girlfriend come to watch the movie, there is no need to buy a couple's seat, even if you buy it, there is no need to sit together."
Chen Hao said, took out a ten-yuan sheet from his pocket and handed it to the ponytail boy and said, "This money is for you to use to buy popcorn, and I won't give you this ticket." ”
Although Chen Hao felt a little regretful that he couldn't buy a ticket to sit with Su Wanqing and He Sihan, the two beauties, but it was quite exciting to think about being able to sit in the middle of a loving little couple.
"Smack", the ponytail boy angrily slapped his hand on Chen Hao's palm handing over the money, and said disdainfully: "Who said that we are best friends, Lao Tzu is a 24K pure man, this is my girlfriend, we are not rare at all for your money." ”
"Oh~ It turns out that you are a 24K pure master, so tell me, what does 24K mean?" Chen Hao asked with a smile.
This question directly confused the little boy in the ponytail, as if he was solving an Olympiad problem without an answer, and his eyes were foggy.
"That's it...... Why should I tell you! ”
"Then let Ben tell you."
Chen Hao shook his hair and explained seriously: "24K is a kind of gold product fineness mark, in theory, 100% gold can become 24K gold, also called thousand pure gold, little brother, I won't ask you if your hair has grown Qi, you tie a little girl's ponytail, this is not a pure man." ”
After listening to Chen Hao's explanation, the little couple looked at each other in confusion, with their ability to understand, they didn't know what Chen Hao was comparing blindly.
The girl who chewed the lollipop swallowed her saliva, looked at Chen Hao confidently and said: "I see that you are not a pure man, you single dog is comparing something, you don't know how much your husband loves me, and he also bought me my favorite starry sky lollipop." ”
After speaking, the little girl raised the lollipop high and handed it to Chen Hao's eyes.
Chen Hao took a look, and sure enough, he saw that there was a beautiful pattern in this candy, which was not at the same level as the Zhenzhiwan he ate when he was a child.
The ponytail boy was full of smugness when he heard this, and he put one hand on the little girl's shoulder and said, "Didn't I buy you a lot of snacks before?" You say it all, envy this single dog. ”
The little girl nodded obediently, and then said word by word, in a low tone, as if she was memorizing a text: "My husband also bought me 10,000 pieces of Xizhilang pulp jelly, 20,000 pieces of potato chips, 30,000 pieces of Boli seaweed, 40,000 yuan of fragrant milk tea, and a lot of delicious snacks." ”
"Humph!"
The ponytail boy snorted proudly from his nostrils, looked at Chen Hao and mocked: "Poor, don't be envious, I know that you middle-aged people like to eat spicy strips the most, to tell you the truth, this kind of junk food that you treat as delicious junk food, my girlfriend and I have never eaten it at all, because we are afraid of diarrhea!" ”
"Yes, and this bracelet."
The little girl shook the bracelet on her wrist as she spoke, and said proudly: "This is what my husband specially bought for me from the country of Persian Malayrona, and the rockets brought it over, each of which is a diamond, eight stars and eight arrows, and a string costs 100,000 yuan, can you afford it!" ”
Chen Hao looked at the bracelet on the little girl's wrist, and knew that if these bracelets were placed in the commissary, they would be sold for one or two yuan, and they could be blown like this, I have to say that the imagination is too rich.
The corners of his mouth curled into a chuckle.
He had never met an opponent when he was pretending to be forced before, but now that he has met this cute junior high school couple, the pressure of pretending to be forced has suddenly increased.
"What are you laughing at, do you see the couple clothes we are wearing, this is what my husband specially bought from the Anima store, a set costs 200,000, can you afford it?" The little girl pointed to her school uniform and said proudly.
"It's all small money, it's nothing to spend this little money on you, who made you so cute."
The ponytail boy said, pulling the lollipop in the little girl's hand and licking it.
Just when Chen Hao felt that this ration came unexpectedly, the little girl's mouth suddenly deflated and she screamed: "Husband, didn't you say that this starry sky lollipop costs 100,000 yuan, you licked it just now, and you have already licked off 10,000 yuan." ”
Thank you for the 99 book coins reward of the sword travel world, thank you for the 100 book coins reward of the dragon travel world, thank you Jun Moxiao for the 100 book coin reward, and thank you for the 3776 book coin reward who the ghost knows who I am!
(End of chapter)