Called me invincible, and finally bought all the true love roses in the first package after peeing, shaking three shakes and digging treasure tools.

Looking at the package that was empty all of a sudden, Chen He suddenly remembered Wei Du's smiling fearless and flamboyant face.

It seemed that he heard Chen He's call, and Wei Du was on the line on time at seven o'clock in the evening.

Chen He watched the person's name light up in his friend column steadily, remembered what the power lord said during the day, hesitated for a moment, and sent him a message.

[Friend] shakes three times after peeing: Do you want to come to the Internet café to play?

[Friend]: Don't make such explosive news as soon as I'm online, okay?

[Friend] The Wind Doesn't Disperse: At least take a detour.

[Friend] shook three times after peeing: Okay.

Chen He thought about it and sent another message.

[Friend] shakes three times after peeing: Have you eaten?

[Friend] The Wind Doesn't Disperse: Not yet.

[Friend] shakes three times after peeing: Do you want to come to our Internet café for dinner?

Chen He crackled the keyboard.

Wei Du looked at the news sent by Chen He steadily, and some smiles unconsciously appeared on his originally gloomy face.

[Friend] The wind does not disperse: I kind of suspect that you are cheating me of the Internet bill.

[Friend] shakes three times after peeing:?

[Friend] the wind does not disperse: Otherwise, why would you be so enthusiastic to let me go to your Internet café to surf the Internet, and the owner of the Internet café is your relative?

Wei Du finished typing, thought about it, got up and turned out the coat he had hung in the wardrobe again, and put it on his body.

[Friend] shook three times after peeing: I am the owner of the Internet café.

Wei Du was stunned for a moment.

Chen He saw that Wei Du didn't reply, and his heart was inexplicably relieved, probably because Wei Du finally had nothing to say.

[Friend] shook three times after peeing: scared?

[Friend] The Wind Doesn't Disperse: No. I knew you were cheating me about my internet bills.

Wei Du quickly finished replying, lit a cigarette, and muttered to the computer screen in a low voice, "I haven't thought about the setting that my wife is the owner of an Internet café." ”

Chen He resisted the urge to pull Wei Du out of the screen and beat him violently.

However, Wei Du didn't feel Chen He's annoyance at all.

[Friend] the wind does not disperse: What do you have to eat in your Internet café?

[Friend] shake three times after urinating: Kung Pao chicken, spicy chicken wings, vinegared chicken thighs, hot chicken steak, dry chicken feet......

Chen He skillfully reported the name of the dish.

[Friend] the wind does not disperse: Don't, you eat so many chickens, it is easy to change the base.

Chen He stopped moving.

Glancing at Yuzu, who was sitting next to him like a girl with her cheeks and looking at the computer screen, Chen He continued to reply to the message.

[Friend] shakes three times after urinating: If you want to eat grapefruit, it's okay.

"Which yuzu?" Yuzu immediately defended her sovereignty.

"It's not the grapefruit you think anyway." Chen He didn't look at the grapefruit.

Yuzu was dissatisfied with being ignored, "Then how do you know which yuzu I think is, and the yuzu you think is not the yuzu I think?" ”

Chen He directly grabbed the paper on the table, crumpled it into a ball, and stuffed it into Yuzu's mouth.

[Friend] shakes three times after peeing: How is it?

She hadn't been in such a mood for a long time, her hands were damp, her breath was struggling, as if she was facing something important.

It's not a good state for her.

Chen He didn't know why she was so impulsive to let Wei Du come over, and they weren't familiar in the game, but since she listened to the words of the power lord during the day, she was inexplicable all day.

Maybe I was really moved......

It took a long time for the news that the wind did not disperse to come back.

[Friend] the wind does not disperse: Wait for me.

"So that's what it means to hook up?" Yuzu commented on the side.

"It's not a hookup." Chen He denied it rhetorically.

Yuzu narrowed her eyes, "Actually, it's shaking, I think you can still see it after watching it for a long time." ”

Chen He had a black question mark on his face.

"I thought about it all night, and the great god must have been interesting to you that day. You see, since we have decided to play a game, the great god is a good choice, and if you hook him up, we are one step closer to 500,000. ”

"Who told you I agreed to play?"

"Then you hook up with the great god, and I am one step closer to the great god." Yuzu changed his words from kindness.

Chen He pushed away the head of Yuzu that was about to lean on his shoulder, "If you dare to drip saliva on me, I will throw all your panties into the toilet." ”

"I think the power lord will stick your head in it after he finds out that the toilet is clogged." Yuzu secretly pointed to the power lord who was burying his head in turning on the computer for the guests not far away.

"How can you have this delusion?" Chen He looked at the grapefruit in surprise, "Isn't it that the pomelo head and the toilet are more compatible?" ”

"Why?" Yuzu was confused.

Chen He smiled very kindly, "Your head is smaller, mine is too big to fit in." ”

"Really?" Yuzu hadn't thought about it.

"You try?" Chen He sincerely suggested.

Yuzu nodded, "Good idea." ”

With that, Yuzu walked towards the toilet.

Chen He laughed obscenely.

I don't know if Yuzu finally reacted, or after trying it, he found that his head still couldn't be stuffed in, and when he came out again, he looked at Chen He's eyes and almost ate him.

So what Wei Du came over to see was the scene of Yuzu and Chen He rolling on the ground.

"I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong place." Wei Du turned around expressionlessly and prepared to go out.

Chen He climbed up from Yuzu with some embarrassment, "Why did you arrive so quickly?" ”

"I'm afraid I'll be late, and my food will be eaten by someone else." Wei Du pursed his lips and walked towards Chen He.

Yuzu stood up from the ground with a disgraced face and stared at Chen He fixedly, "Trembling, I think he's harassing you." ”

Chen He: "......"

Yuzu added with a serious face, "He's hinting at you that you're his meal." ”

Wei Du raised an eyebrow.

Yuzu grabbed Chen He's hand, "I'll go find the power lord, if he eats you, you can pretend to resist." ”

After Yuzu finished explaining, he ran towards the front desk in a fart, pulled the power lord, and the two discussed in a low voice.

The smile on Chen He's face that he had worked so hard to maintain that he could barely hang up, "Yuzu loves to joke very much. ”

"Hmm." Wei Du replied in a low voice, and I don't know if he listened.

Chen He was uneasy in his heart, and before she could speak, Wei Du directly bypassed her and sat down in front of Chen He's computer.

"Eh......" Chen He subconsciously stopped him.

Wei Du picked up the mouse on the table, moved, as if he was a little unaccustomed, and manipulated Chen He's nurse who was shaking three times after urinating and walked around a few times.

"Do you like mages very much?" Wei Du asked casually.

"No, no." Chen He immediately denied it, and took half a step back nervously.

Wei Du seemed to smile, and he clicked on Chen He's trumpet, "Your mage's skill key was once posted on the forum by Feng Piaoyi." ”

"Wind ...... Wind fluttering is a great god, which of the mages does not use his keys. Chen He replied a little uncomfortably.

I always feel that the worship in the online game world is put in real life, and I suddenly become ashamed.

"How many years has he been using this key, and now that it has been updated so much, it is no longer applicable, I will change it for you." Wei Du said, his right hand had already skillfully begun to adjust Chen He's messy keys.

Chen He was anxious all of a sudden, and rushed over and pressed Wei Du's hand, "Who asked you to move my man's key?" ”

Wei Du's movements froze.

He turned his head sideways and looked at Chen He fixedly, his expression a little strange.

Because of Chen He's pounce, when Wei Du turned his head sideways, his burning breath fell on Chen He's face.

Chen He's face didn't know if he was in a hurry or what, and he was slightly red, "Don't mess with my keys." ”

"Isn't it your man's?" Wei Du said word by word, his voice was a little hoarse, but now after the tone rose slightly, it seemed a little narrow and ridiculous.

Chen He couldn't wait to stuff the words just now back into his stomach, "You heard it wrong, it's a male god." ”

"That's it......" Wei Du dragged out his voice, and his eyes casually glanced at Chen He clutching his hand tightly, "Do you like the wind to be elegant?" ”

"Yes...... It's worship ......" Chen He was a little unfavorable when he spoke, for fear that Wei Du would ask again.

Fortunately, Wei Du did not continue to dwell on the issue of Feng Yiyi, he moved his hand that had been pressed by Chen He, and chuckled, "You press me like this, do you want to kiss me?" ”

Chen He quickly withdrew his hand, and was about to speak, when he saw that his little mage had been beaten half of the blood by others at once, and she subconsciously patted Wei Du, "Someone is popular." ”

Wei Du turned around and saw that the treasure digging tool No. 1 was poked half to death by a nurse with a needle.

[System] you're being attacked by how I'm so cute, and you'll automatically be included in the list of enemies.

"Why am I so cute?" Chen He frowned.

"Don't sell cute." Wei Du said as he used the "White Cloud Chasing the Moon" to make the treasure digging tool No. 1 step on the white cloud.

Why am I so cute and pounced with a silver needle-

[Current] How can I be so cute: Dead profiteer, give me back my husband!