Fish joke

The blue crab walked to the staircase, paused, turned around and walked down again, found an unobstructed place to sit, and waited to call the flower chicken. Inside the house, Hei Shao and Bai Wei had a good conversation, but he still didn't want to look for bad luck.

He looked at the people walking back and forth outside the door, thinking about whether to start a small business in the future, so as to save more capital for the boss to chase people.

Let's talk about the nearest thing first, they can't live in the Bai family without a single silver tael, although Bai Wen doesn't care, if they really do that, their cheeks are too thick, no matter what else, at least they have to honor and honor that senior;

Besides, if Hei Shao really got Bai Wei in his hands, they would definitely have to live in Hangzhou for a long time, at least a hundred years of life, if there is no money-making business, sooner or later it will arouse the suspicion of the people around them.

Now they don't know what Hei Shao's mind is, and if they are willing to let Bai Wei know his true identity in the future, they will have to make more plans.

"Hei Shao doesn't have to be so polite, you and I have met once it's fate, and we should help each other," Bai Wei said with a smile, his tone cheerful.

He has been dependent on his sister since he was a child, and most of the things he encounters have white narcissus on his head, and he is at ease at home to cut vegetables and cook, study recipes, not about foreign objects, and rarely make friends with people.

For the sake of the family, in order to continue his father's Bai family dishes, Bai Wen had to be strong outside and strive to be comfortable in dealing with people, however, in such a state of mind, he didn't want to make too many friends. Hei Shao can be regarded as the first person in the world who he wants to get acquainted with seriously, so Bai Wei learned from the mouth of the blue crab that Hei Shao needed help, so he hurriedly agreed to get a chance to further interact with people.

Hei Shao is generous, informal, and more proper, enthusiastic, such a person has to make Bai Wen yearn for it. Somehow, he had a sense of familiarity at first sight for Hei Shao, and he trusted him for no reason.

Today, he learned that Hei Shao agreed to live in the Bai family and accept his help, he was really happy from the bottom of his heart, thinking that in the future, Hei Shao and others would settle in Hangzhou City, and he would be able to have a close friend, wouldn't it be pleasant to talk about the world.

"In that case, I won't say those polite words, and I'll put together a table of good wine and food, and everything will be in a word, how about it?" Hei Shao said heartily.

"Hei Shao is happy," Bai Wen praised, "So, I will welcome Hei Shao later." ”

"Hey, what a big driver, so I am taken care of by you, and I am sent to the fence," Hei Shao joked.

"According to what Hei Shao said, at that time, will I, as the master, have to make a good rule and make things difficult before I can let my brother enter the door?" Bai Wen quipped, completely letting go of the gentleness and elegance he pretended to be on weekdays.

"I don't know what the rules of the Bai family master are, if I can do it, I will do my best to complete it and live up to the expectations of the family master." Hei Shao said, there is also a sense of ridicule.

Bai Wei saw him joking together, and his heart was even more happy, and he also felt that Hei Shao had a good character and was very easy to get along with.

At this time, there was the sound of firecrackers blowing outside, it turned out that someone was doing a happy event, and the sedan chair to welcome Jiao Niang happened to pass by the Narcissus Pavilion.

Bai Wei walked to the window to watch, beckoned Hei Shao to his side, pointed to the groom official of the tall horse below, and said tentatively, "It's not as good as Hei Shao when he came to my Bai family, how dressed like this, with a tall horse, red flowers on his chest, blowing and blowing, how lively." ”

He looked up at Hei Shao, wanting to see if this person would be dissatisfied with his excessive words, and sure enough, Hei Shao had a generous temperament and didn't care at all.

Hei Shao knew that he intended to joke, so he put on an indecent expression and said lightly, "Is the head of the Bai family inviting me to be my son-in-law?" I don't know that the bride waiting in this cave room is the head of the Bai family? ”。

Bai Wen was embarrassed when he heard this, and he wanted to be sarcastic, but he fell into the pit himself, and he was embarrassed for a moment, his face was crimson, and he didn't know how to deal with it.

"Oh, the bride is shy, but she wants to comfort her husband?" Hei Shao leaned closer, stared at Bai Wei's face, smiled deeply, and said sweetly, "Lady, are you okay?" ”

Bai Wen was palpitated by Hei Shao, and he didn't take a step back, but he forgot that he was standing at the window at this time, and he almost fell on his back with improper force, but fortunately, Hei Shao was alert and dragged the person back.

"I'm scared to death," Bai Wei was afraid, "Thank you Hei Shao for helping, it seems that my little brother has made a mistake in his words, and God will not let me go and will punish me." ”

"But it's a joke, why take it seriously, God is too lazy to take care of such a trivial matter." Hei Shao said, closed the window, and dragged Bai Wei back to the table.

With such a change, Fang Cai's embarrassment is gone.

Bai Wen was still a little embarrassed, calmed down a little, thought about it and still had to explain and explain, so as not to misunderstand, and said slightly apologetically, "I still hope that Hei Shaomo will mind, I don't have many friends, and I am happy to be friends with you, so I am a little forgetful and laughing." ”

Lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot, and throw a dead man.

"Bai Wei is too worried, since you regard me as a friend, of course, how to get close and how to get along, don't care" Hei Shao said, sending a cup of tea to relieve his discomfort.

"Hei Shao is free and easy, and the little brother is ashamed of himself," Bai Wen said, drinking tea and meditating.

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Bai Wen was first happy because Hei Shao agreed to stay, then joked and was excited, and then embarrassed and frightened, although his heart was a lot more relaxed, his mind was difficult to settle down, so in his distraught, he swallowed a sip of tea and choked.

"Ahem" Bai Xiao blushed, looking at Hei Shao who was dripping with tea in front of him, and especially wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

It's an unprecedented shame, stupid!

Hei Shao was also splashed with sudden water and couldn't know how to deal with it, looking at Bai Xiao and motionless.

The two looked at each other, silent, only the ticking sound of water droplets.

"Ha, ha, ha"

Bai Wei and Hei Shao laughed, pointing at each other in embarrassment.

"Hei Shao, I'm sorry, yes, I'm not going to live" Bai Wen smiled unabated, rolled up his sleeves to wipe his face, and carefully dried the wet black hair.

"It's nothing, it's nothing" Hei Shao also smiled, raised his head and was "served" by someone, "Brother Bai's temperament is so interesting, we will have joy in the future." ”

Another burst of laughter.

"Hei Shao, you wait here for a while, I'll go to the kitchen to work for a while, let's talk later" Bai Wen said, and quickly left here when he got the opportunity.

Hei Shao sent people to the door, waited for the feeding with peace of mind, and sat at the table with his cheeks raised, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, recalling the situation of Bai Wei.

Fun tight! It's so cute!

"Lady, hehe"

There is still the residual warmth of Bai Wei's touch, Hei Shao can't help but stretch out his palm to follow suit, often listening to those talented people by the lake singing, today I really know the taste of love, how sweet it is.

Bai Wei's hands are much softer than white sugar cakes, soft and warm, although they are touched on the face, but I feel that the scales of the whole body are loose.

"Boss, Boss"

The blue crab pushed the door in, looking at the eldest brother who was full of spring alone, and his heart was weird.

No wonder there are often demons who say that love is a catastrophe, no, usually flick the tail, and the little overlord who can make the West Lake turn over has a stupid day, which makes it difficult to look at directly.

"What do you want me to do?" Hei Shao said, his tone remaining unconsciously soothing and gentle.

The blue crab trembled all over when he heard this, and tried to calm down, "Big brother, I met Xu Changtu downstairs just now, he wants to invite us to dinner, shall we go?" ”

"You go, take the opportunity to investigate the situation, clichΓ©s, the mortal world is not comparable to the demon world, although we have spells to fight our bodies, save people's lives, and draw swords to help, we can still do things that accumulate merit in this way, and others cannot be done easily, if you can use the methods of the world to block Xu Changtu's father and son, it is better to use more methods of the world" Hei Shao said.

Demons have demons, and there are many constraints in acting in the world, and they must not act recklessly, otherwise if they attract the attention of the heavens, they will be unlucky.

"Big brother, aren't you going?" Blue Crab asked.

Xu Changtu went directly to the Narcissus Pavilion to invite, he definitely didn't see him a little minion, he must have stared at Hei Shao, and he was afraid that the effect of going to the banquet alone would not be good, so he couldn't ask anything.

"I'm not going, Bai Wei has already gone to stir-fry for me, and I'm not available," Hei Shao said.

"Then if they come again to invite them, will you go or not?" Blue Crab Road.

Once it doesn't happen, there will be two times, the people of the Xu family are going to pry the corners of the wall and dig customers, how can they give up if the purpose is not achieved, they are white silver in the eyes of the Xu family's father and son.

Who can spare money?

"Then I won't go," Hei Shao said impatiently, "Let's move into the Bai family tonight, I think as long as Xu Changtu and his son are not stupid, they won't be entangled." ”

He is a person with a "wife", and he doesn't want to eat a bite of other people's cooking.

The blue crab saw that his boss couldn't move the infatuation, so he gave up and went to the Xu family restaurant for a banquet alone, anyway, he didn't lose anything if he ate and drank for nothing.

"Hei Shao, I've been waiting for a long time," Bai Wei said, followed by Xiao Liu, who served the dishes.

Because it was just the two of them, Bai Wen didn't cook too many dishes, only picked West Lake vinegar fish, Hangzhou Sanxian, Dongpo meat, braised bamboo shoots in oil, and a lettuce soup, meat and vegetable matching.

"Bai Wei, hard work" Hei Shao got up and helped put the dishes on the table.

"It's nothing," Bai Wei said with a smile, "By the way, I know that Hei Shao likes white sugar cakes, and they are steaming in the cage drawer, so let's eat them as a snack after dinner." ”

"How embarrassing is this, I'm tired of my brother's concern" Hei Shao is cheerful, and the taste of someone caring is good, beautiful, well, delicious.

West Lake vinegar fish, sweet and sour, tender, very appetizing; Hangzhou three fresh, the taste is cascading, fragrant and refreshing; Dongpo meat, soft but not rotten, fat but not greasy; Braised bamboo shoots in oil, bright and crisp, fresh and natural, and finally supplemented with a mouthful of lettuce soup, the belly is warm and the aftertaste is endless.

"Bai Wei, good craftsmanship, good craftsmanship" Hei Shao greatly praised.

"It's good if Hei Shao likes it" Bai Wei was modest, and suddenly remembered something, so he said, "Hei Shao, you wait first, I still have good things here, you will definitely like it." ”

"You're so sure, it must be a really good thing," Hei Shao said, full of anticipation, and hurriedly took a bite.

Since it's clamped, there's no reason to put it down.

"Hei Shao, you wait, I'll come when I go" Bai Wen said, sold a small pass, and hurried out.