Boom......

Doing things......

Guys, do you see the title so hilarious?

Lin Xiaoan said that he was so tired......

In fact, this baby can be rescued for another five minutes......

Don't forget......

We are a funny article with no logic and no CP! [Brother Tao roars at his face.]

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"Harry, this is too-"

Ron looked embarrassed, and almost wrote "Are you talking nonsense when you're drunk?" on his face.

Harry crept away from the scene with extreme caution and tiptoeing before Draco and Snape (the professor) had finished their argument and walked out of the empty classroom.

Back in the dormitory, he immediately secretly told Ron what he had just heard - of course, the two of them were the only ones left in the dormitory, and everyone else had gone home for Christmas.

Originally, Harry and Ron were supposed to go back to the Burrow (Weasley's house) for the holidays, but wasn't that held back by Slughorn?

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"I hear you clearly! Snape says to help him! Harry said, "He said he promised Malfoy's mother to protect him, and he made an unbreakable oath or something—"

"An unbreakable oath?" Ron was dumbfounded, "No, he can't ...... Are you sure? ”

"yes, I'm sure." Harry said, "But what does that mean? ”

"An unbreakable oath cannot be broken......

"I've figured this out...... So, what happens if you do? ”

"Die." Ron said simply: "When I was five years old, Fred and George wanted me to set one up, and I almost did, and I had already shaken hands with Fred or something, and my dad found out, and he was mad......"

Ron's eyes sparkled with memories.

"That was the only time I've ever seen my dad get angry like mom. Fred said he pulled his ass on the left half of the ass again. ”

"Alright, let's not talk about Fred's left half of the ass - do you think we should tell Ann about this?"

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"Harry, I think- Ann won't take it seriously, he probably thinks Snape didn't really want to help Malfoy, he was just trying to test or something."

He didn't hear Snape's tone of voice. Harry said flatly, "No one can play that alike, not even Snape." ”

"yes...... I'm just talking. Ron said.

Harry looked at him and frowned, "You trust me, right?" ”

"I believe it!" Ron hurriedly said, "Really, I believe! But everyone believed that Snape was from the Order of the Phoenix, right? ”

Harry didn't speak, he had already thought that this would be the most likely rebuttal of his new evidence.

He could even hear Hermione saying, "Obviously, Harry, he's pretending to help and trick Malfoy into telling him the truth......"

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Ron felt like he had to eat something, so he grabbed a box of chocolate crucibles filled with flaming whiskey from the mountain of gifts stacked at the foot of the bed - sweet for stress, alcohol for comfort, perfect.

Unpacking, Ron slipped a chocolate into his mouth and said vaguely, "We...... Let's take a look...... Find the evidence...... ...... again"

Harry frowned, "Ron, this box of chocolates seems to have been given to me by Romida Vanney...... I'm worried there might be an aphrodisiac in it......"

Ron laughed, "Oh! Harry! It's the funniest joke I've ever heard! Who are you—say—? ”

Harry didn't react: "Huh? What the? ”

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"Romida-Vanny," Ron said softly, his whole face lit up, as if it had been illuminated by a ray of the purest rays of sunlight.

The two looked at each other for nearly a minute before Harry said, "It's a joke, isn't it?" You're kidding. ”

"I want to ...... Harry, I think I love her. Ron said in a strange voice.

"Okay." Harry said as he approached Ron, taking a closer look at his glazed eyes and pale face, "Good...... Seriously, repeatedly. ”

"I love her......" Ron said with bated breath, "do you see her hair, black and shiny, satin...... And her eyes? Her big jet-black eyes? And her-"

Harry finally confirmed that Ron had been enamored, and he couldn't help but laugh and said, "I saw it, I saw her in the common room." ”

"Oh! I need to go to her—I can't do it for a moment—"

"Hurry up, she'll be back in the dormitory when it's late." Harry didn't want to eat the glass slag dog food, he just wanted to coax Ron out of the house - Ann would often break his sleep after a glass of hot milk in the common room, and hopefully today would be no different, otherwise he would have to go to Slughorn for the cure.