Chapter 61: The Goblin's Dungeon (1)
Butos and Ashley began to discuss in whispers.
"What if we don't get any of them right?"
"Then we probably won't be able to enter the dungeon, and we won't be able to get the Frost Relic. ”
"No, if we get all the answers wrong, then we're going to tie these two goblins up!
"You're violent! ”
"We've got to get the Frost Relic! there's nothing violent about it, we're just going to tie them up and let them go when we get out. ”
"Okay then...... Butos. But we'd better not hurt the two of them, and we'd better tie them up comfortably. ”
Butos wiped the sweat from his forehead, then nodded helplessly.
Butos and Ashley talk in such a small voice that even great, intelligent, witty, and brave goblins can't recognize the communication facilitators of stupid humans.
The two helmeted goblins were muttering and discussing as Butos and Ashley whispered, and of course they were not speaking loud enough to recognize.
"What are these two humans talking about?"
"They're definitely trying to find a way to eavesdrop on us!"
"Oh my God! this is so cunning! We can't do business with humans like this, or we'll lose!"
"Let's see if they're really smart! A little cleverness alone can't surpass the great, the wise, the witty, the brave!"
"So what do we do now?"
"We pretend to be talking about something important, but in fact we're just talking nonsense!
"You're so smart! Let's get started!"
"Winter melon and winter melon can dance!"
"Cabbage cabbage running around!"
"My saliva is like the moon!"
"My snot is like the sun!"
“......”
Butos and Ashley had long since finished talking, but the two goblins were muttering incessantly. The conversation between the two goblins sounded to Butos and Ashley as a string of inexplicable onomatopoeias, like "Doo Lu Kuku!" and "Bo Hee Hee Ma Ha!" or something like that.
Butos cleared his throat and asked aloud, "Great, witty, witty, and brave Mr. Goblin, can we start answering the questions?"
The great, intelligent, witty, brave goblin communicates with the stupid human, translating Butos' words to two helmeted goblins with an assister.
"Oh my God! they're ready!" cried the goblin in the green helmet, who didn't seem to realize that what he was saying had been translated to Butos and Ashley because it was too loud.
"It's okay! they must just be lying to us!They're definitely not that smart!" the goblin in the yellow helmet called confidently, and what he said was also heard by Butos and Ashley.
"Actually, we are really smart, great, smart, witty, and brave Mr. Goblin. Ashley said with a forced smile.
"Oh my God! they heard it!" exclaimed the goblin in the green helmet, covering his face.
"Stupid! it's all your fault!" the yellow-helmeted goblin slammed the green-helmeted goblin's helmet.
Butos was a little impatient, and although he had to admit that the two goblins were indeed very interesting, he still had an important task ahead of him. So Butos urged, with some anxiety: "Let's start quickly!
The yellow-helmeted goblin blinked, then said slowly, "Alright then, I'm going to start telling my riddles, but I'll tell you in advance, you can't beat the great, clever and brave goblins!"
Butos shrugged, then took on a "whatever you want" expression, after all, riddles are a game that human children often play.
"Then the first riddle!" said the yellow-helmeted goblin as he cleared his throat, "there's something you can't see, there's something you can't touch, but it's useful!
Butos and Ashley couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but soon they laughed again, because the riddle was so simple, and they had all heard it.
The goblins in the yellow helmet and the goblins in the green helmet looked at the smiles on Butos and Ashley's faces, and they couldn't help but start to worry and get scared......
"The answer is the wind!yes, it's the wind!" Butos laughed and exclaimed, "Hahaha!
But what Butos and Ashley didn't expect was that the two goblins suddenly burst out laughing and even rolled on the ground.
"Hahahaha! stupid humans!, you're wrong!" the yellow-helmeted goblin burst into his mouth and shouted excitedly at Butos and Ashley after laughing and rolling around on the ground a few times.
"No way! That's definitely the correct answer!" protested Ashley.
The yellow-helmeted goblin laughed and said, "The answer is actually 'Bluetooth'!
"Bluetooth!" Butos and Ashley shouted in unison, "What's that!"
The yellow-helmeted goblin pulled the green-helmeted goblin over and pulled the green-helmeted goblin's mouth open, then explained, "Look! He has a blue tooth in his mouth! You can't see it, you can't touch it, but he can eat with it!"
Butos and Ashley looked into the mouth of the green-helmeted goblin, and there was indeed a blue tooth inside.
"This doesn't count! we're seeing it now!" Ashley continued to protest!
"But you didn't see it just now!, so that's the correct answer!" said the yellow-helmeted goblin exclaimed, "All right! Now the great, clever, witty, and brave goblin will tell the second riddle!"
The goblin in the green helmet rubbed his mouth and laughed "hehe".
Ashley was about to argue again, but was stopped by Butos: "Calm down! Ashley, we still have a chance." ”
"It's very hard, it's very round, it's it, it's like a ball, it's not a ball, it's it, what's it!" the yellow-helmeted goblin said the second riddle.
"It's very hard to ...... It's also very rounded......" Butos and Ashley couldn't help but fall into deep thought, they really couldn't figure out what this thing was......
While Butos and Ashley were still thinking, the cunning goblin was already counting down: "You have five seconds left! Five, four, three......"
"Wait a minute, don't be in such a hurry!" called out Butos.
The "two-......" goblins in yellow helmets don't care about that.
Ashley angrily looked at the goblin with the yellow helmet, but this glance made Ashley seem to have an answer.
"It's like a ball...... It's not a ball, it's ......" Ashley couldn't help but slowly widen her big eyes, "I know! It's a helmet! It's the helmet on your head!"
But the goblin in the yellow helmet replied loudly, "Wrong, wrong, wrong, you said wrong!"
"Why!" Ashley and Butos shouted in unison again.
"It's called a 'hard hat'! two stupid guys!" the goblin in the green helmet cried excitedly.
"Helmet?" Butos couldn't help but be a little angry, "We've never heard of helmets being called like this!"
The goblin in the yellow helmet took off his helmet and said with a smile: "This has the word 'safety' written on it, and it's still a hat! Isn't it called a 'helmet'? Only stupid humans call it 'helmet'!"
Butos and Ashley looked at the yellow helmet, and sure enough, it did have two words written on it in the lingua franca - "safety".
But Butos and Ashley were certainly not convinced, believing that the goblins were invincible, but before they could protest, the goblin had already put the so-called "hard hat" back on and began to play the last riddle.
"If you don't speak, you say its name, but you have to say it. But if you can make it in a way that you speak, then it will be a miracle. The goblin in the yellow helmet excitedly uttered the riddle.
"What kind of riddle is this? It's weird!" said Ashley, very angry.
Butos's brow furrowed, he had to guess the riddle correctly, but he couldn't.
"Five...... Four ...... "The goblin in the yellow helmet began his countdown again.
"Don't rush! Wait a minute!"
"Three...... Hahahaha!" the goblin in the yellow helmet laughed alongside the goblin in the green helmet.
"Don't bother us!" Ashley screamed.
"Two ......"
"Wait! give us some more time!"
"One!" The goblin would never give Ashley and Butos time, and he quickly read out the answer, for fear that Butos or Ashley would answer: "The riddle is 'silence'!
"Silence!" Exhilated Ashley.
"That's right...... Miss Ashley. Butos said with a slight disappointment: "This really seems to be the correct answer." ”
Ashley stomped her foot angrily, "This is the first time I've lost a riddle!"
"It's okay, Miss Ashley. We have another plan. Butos slowly pulled his sleeves back, convinced that the two goblins couldn't beat him.
Ashley let out a long sigh, then shrugged her shoulders with feigned joy.
But just then, the ecstatic yellow-helmeted goblin said to Butos and Ashley, "All right!
"What!" this undoubtedly shocked Butos and Ashley once again.
"Hahaha! Because you're stupid!" the goblin in the green helmet smiled innocently: "Doing business with you, the goblins will never lose!"
"Stupid! you let them hear!" the yellow-helmeted goblin angrily smacked the green-helmeted goblin's head again.
"It's okay! they're stupid anyway! ha!"
"Yes!" The yellow-helmeted goblin regained his excitement and picked up his shovel as he said to Ashley and Butoth, "All right! Now we're going to dig you out!"
With that, the two goblins began digging a hole under the trunk of the tree that said "Blue Trunk".
Butos and Ashley stared at the piled up of dirt in front of them, suddenly not knowing what to say.
"This is a goblin?"
"It seems like yes. Butos replied in a daze.