"You two let go of me, I'm going to slaughter this bastard today, damn it, let go!" Chen Yuan was held up by Wang Fu and Yuzu left and right.

"Extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire, Chen He must be unwilling in his heart." Wang Fu persuaded.

Yuzu subconsciously glanced at Chen He, "But the shaking looks like it's enjoying it." ”

Chen He: "......"

Chen Yuan laughed angrily, he raised his chin and pointed at Lu Shouheng, "Lu Shouheng, you are still not a man, go and kiss back!" ”

"Shut up." Chen He couldn't listen to it anymore, and directly stuffed a banana into Chen Yuan's mouth.

The training room hadn't been so noisy in a long time.

Chen He finished today's task in a noisy situation.

After Lin Long promised to come to Bright, he went online on time in the afternoon.

It's just that the name "Good and Wave" was ruthlessly changed.

Chen He looked at the big-breasted nurse who appeared on his screen, and sighed silently, "Brother Lin Long, I didn't expect you to have such a hot side in your heart." ”

Lin Long gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't change this thing." It was already changed when I went online! There is a six-month freezing period for changing the name! ”

"How dare you do it?" Chen He was surprised.

"It's not me!" Lin Long was furious.

He looked at the spicy-eyed ID on the screen: Strong man plus me, almost smashed his new keyboard.

Wei Du smiled indifferently beside him, "Of course it's not him." ”

Chen He turned his head sideways.

Wei Du showed his white dangling teeth, "It's me." ”

"Shameless!" Chen Yuan said with disdain.

Wei Du was about to fight back, glanced at Chen He's face, and stopped his mouth stupidly.

Chen Yuan's tail suddenly cocked.

Wei Du's phone rang suddenly.

He picked up and said a few words before hanging up the phone, looking at the people around him a little blankly, "Did any of you buy something for me?" How do I have a courier. ”

"You bought it yourself." Chen Yuan said coldly, "Don't be an inflatable doll or something." ”

Wei Du blinked, with an innocent expression, "What is an inflatable doll?" ”

“…… Hurry up and get the delivery. Chen He waved his hand tiredly, before Wei Du and Chen Yuan met, Chen He never knew that he would face such a terrifying scene one day.

It's even more terrifying than killing Chu Tian from the mirror flower and water moon alone and then escaping.

Wei Du took a box and came up in two or three minutes.

Yuzu had a kind of enthusiasm for unpacking, and he greeted him directly, "What did you buy?" Isn't it delicious? ”

The corners of Chen Yuan's mouth trembled strangely.

Wei Du looked at the recipient on the box and saw that it was indeed himself, and the sender was anonymous and couldn't see anything, so he immediately stuffed it directly to Yuzu, "I don't know, you open it and see it." ”

For the three layers of tape on the express delivery, Wei Du has always stayed away.

Yuzu took the box and tore off several layers of thick tape directly with his bare hands, which Chen He was amazed to see.

Quickly unpacking the package, Yuzu opened the box and took out the contents, "Huh, what is this...... Is it medicine...... Gold...... Spear...... What is this......"

Wei Du's face changed.

Chen Yuan whistled and showed a rogue smile, "Yo, young man, I can't see it, it's a slippery play." ”

Yuzu blinked, "Brother Yuan, what is Jin Ge?" ”

Chen Yuan giggled twice, "Something that will help your family god regain his majesty." ”

Yuzu's long reflex arc finally reacted, and the two boxes of medicine in his hand suddenly looked like hot yams, and Yuzu was thrown directly on Wei Du's table, "Big, great god, you are still so young, you don't need to take medicine, I think you can do it, you don't need it...... Well...... It's good if you're happy. ”

Wei Du's face turned black into a piece of charcoal, "I didn't buy it." ”

"Manly, dare to act." Chen Yuan laughed so hard that he was about to break out, "But young man, you have to be temperate." ”

After speaking, Chen Yuan patted Chen He's shoulder again and persuaded, "Look, he must have been secretly masturbating at ordinary times, this kind of man, you can't ask for it." ”

Chen He glanced at Chen Yuan speechlessly, "Is it really good to put the word masturbation on your lips in front of your sister?" ”

Chen Yuan thought about it for a while, and changed to a subtle word "chicken pecking rice".

Wei Du threw the two boxes of Jin Ge into the cabinet with a cold face, and he had already guessed in his heart that it was Chen Yuan's ghost.

Ten minutes later, Chen Yuan went to the toilet, Wei Du stood up, and poured a glass of water directly on Chen Yuan's keyboard in front of everyone.

Then he sat back in his seat as if nothing had happened.

After Chen Yuan came back, the keyboard had already failed, and all the characters that came out were garbled, and he immediately glared at the culprit, "Wei Du, what did you do?" ”

"I just passed by you and accidentally knocked over the water glass." Wei Du said calmly.

"Lao Tzu's keyboard! This is what I brought back from abroad! Chen Yuan roared, "Give me your keyboard!" ”

"That's not going to work." Wei Du lazily dragged out his voice, "I have this keyboard, but Team Chen has to give it to me." ”

Chen Yuan: "!! ”

As soon as Wei Du started, he couldn't stop at all.

In Chen Yuan's angry gaze, Wei Du calmly told the story of himself and Chen He for a full hour before he stopped dryly, "Wait for me to drink saliva, where did you just go?" Oh, speaking of which, I took Xiao He to the Spark Kick Gym, go on. ”

Chen He couldn't listen anymore and stepped on Wei Du's instep.

Wei Du looked at Chen He aggrievedly.

"Buy him a keyboard." Chen He directly transferred a sum of money to Wei Du.

Wei Du accepted the money unceremoniously, and shook the transfer record in his hand at Chen Yuan triumphantly, "See, I was raised by Xiao He." ”

Chen Yuan sneered at Wei Du's transfer record, and directly took out his mobile phone, "How many are you, in the past ten years, Chen He hasn't sent me money for a month!" ”

So, another fierce battle.

In the crackling sound, Chen He couldn't help but wonder if he should prepare a dog cage for these two fighting dogs.

Chen He's plan for the dog cage had not yet been realized, and he woke up early the next morning in a burst of chickens and dogs.

Nine o'clock in the morning.

Wei Du and Chen Yuan had already opened the battlefield in high spirits.

Wang Fu, Yuzu and Lu Shouheng sat on their chairs in despair with dark circles under their eyes.

Wang Fu took out a few earplugs like a trick and gave them to his brothers.

Lu Shouheng took it silently, and then contributed two blindfolds.

The three of them were fully armed, covered with blankets, and recuperated in the war between Wei Du and Chen Yuan.

Chen Yuan was holding a bag of white things in his hand, and he was about to smash it at Wei Du in anger, "Bastard, what did you buy me, what about my keyboard?" What a barren thing! Buy garbage, buy garbage, send what surface mail! I rode my bike for an hour early in the morning to get to the post office! ”

Chen Yuan gritted his teeth, "Forget about the surface mail, return the cash on delivery, and the cash on delivery Lao Tzu can endure it!" This fucking takes a surface mail and an ID card! Lao Tzu made two trips to the post office early in the morning! ”

Chen He: "......"

Chen Yuan directly slapped the decontamination powder on the table, "Wei Du, you are insane!" Lao Tzu rode his bicycle for more than two hours like an old cow pulling a cart for these two packs of decontamination powder! ”

Wei Du laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist, "I'm doing this for your good." When people are old, they should exercise more, otherwise it is useless to eat more jingo. ”