Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Madness

Obviously, his luck was not good, and he didn't see a voyeur who claimed to be a fairy of Myoki Mountain outside the women's bathhouse for two days, and even he was almost regarded as a person who plotted against him.

If you can't meet it, you can't help it.

On the third day, he felt that this was not the way to go, so he decided to go find Naruto. After the preliminaries of the middle ninja exam these days, Naruto has been practicing hard to defeat Hinata Ninji in the final and give the injured Hinata a vent. For the sake of girls, Naruto also burst out with a lot of enthusiasm, who said that Hinata's efforts were not rewarded? Not to mention it in the future, it is already there now.

Speaking of which, the last time he saw Naruto was yesterday with Ino Shikamaru Dingji and they went to visit Xiao Li who was sick in bed, and it was said that he had no way to continue to participate in the battle as a ninja, which was the judgment of the medical ninja at Konoha Hospital. One of his legs was crushed by the sand during the battle with Airo, and his bones were shattered and fractured, and the fragments of his bones were even embedded in his nerves, making it difficult to heal. This is indeed tragic, but Xiao Li, like his master, even if he was seriously injured and disqualified as a ninja, he did not show any negative emotions such as sadness. I don't know what he thinks when he eats medicine as food?

Yuzang didn't know, he only knew that if he was injured like this one day, he would probably give up.

Stopping thinking about these things, Umakura began to search for Naruto's location. He practiced often by the river, no. Ichiraku ramen, either. In his house, the door was locked, and there was no response to knocking on the door, so he should not be there.

So, where did this guy Naruto go?

To be honest, Yuzo felt a sense of inadequacy with Naruto at this time, as he was now thinking of using him for his own ends. From the very beginning, Naruto took the initiative to talk to him, considering himself his friend. Later, he became a so-called genius, and Naruto was happy to clap and cheer as if he was a genius himself.

By now, this guy with yellow hair who likes to giggle has indeed become Yuzo's friend. Even, it's a little better than Shikamaru Dingji. This is probably the personality charm that a protagonist should have.,Otherwise, how could his unique mouth be so powerful that it exploded.,A guy like Nagato, who is already thinking extremely, was finally convinced...

It doesn't seem interesting to think about this, and I feel like I've been brainwashed by my mouth.

After looking everywhere for a long time, Yuzang found nothing.

Could it be that Naruto has already hooked up with Jiraiya? That's not right.,Obviously in the original book, they met outside the women's bathhouse after the middle ninja exam, right? That's why I can't escape my own eyes.

Wrong!

Yuzo hurried to the women's bathhouse, Naruto didn't just run to take a shower today and ran into Jiraiya, why didn't you think of it at the beginning... If you miss the opportunity, you'll feel uncomfortable, so you'll have to check it out.

Konoha's largest hot spring bath, built on top of Konoha's only natural hot spring, is doing great business every day. The main customers are women, of course, and men are basically dispensable whether or not to soak in hot springs, but women like to soak in hot springs.

It is said that this is good for the skin, and it is very good for all kinds of things.

The hot spring baths are divided into two parts, one for boys and one for girls. At this time, Naruto had just finished taking a shower and changing into a new outfit, and he was really tired from the desperate practice for the past two days, so he ran here to soak it well, feeling that the fatigue of his body was swept away, and he wanted to moan comfortably.

Humming an unknown tune, Naruto prepared to go for a meal of Ichiraku ramen before continuing his practice. It just so happened that he had a coupon that he had kept for a long time and was going to use it today.

He had not walked a few steps out of the gate of the bathhouse when he suddenly saw a figure lying on the wall of the bathhouse. The long white hair is a bit messy, and he wears a red coat that reveals the brown clothes inside. I have clogs on my feet, and I don't know what I do with a big scroll behind my back.

Naruto's rough nervous brain spun around, and after a pause before he reacted, he pointed at the guy with only his back and shouted, "Hey! Uncle, what are you doing! ”

He was concentrating on admiring the beautiful scenery looming in the hot spring mist, and he was shocked that he was in a state of color demon and didn't have the kind of reflexes that he had as one of the three ninjas, and he fell directly down with an unsteady foot.

Jiraiya, who was painted with red oil paint under the eyes on both sides of his face, looked at the person who made a fool of himself, a blonde child wearing an orange dress and a surprised face. He breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that if he was a child, it would be easier to pass the time, right?

"Hey, you guy don't scream!" Jiraiya immediately rushed to Naruto and covered his mouth as he wanted to continue yelling: "Boy! Do you know who I am? I'm just trying to get something from it, and I'm not doing anything bad, you know? ”

"Humph! Do the devils believe you? Naruto broke Jiraiya's hand, looked at him with a perverted look and said, "If you peek here and say you didn't do anything, then you won't mind if I shout that there is a voyeur!"

Naruto's mind suddenly lit up at this time, and he immediately found a reason to threaten me.

"What! Don't you dare! Do you know who I am? You're going to be scared to death if I say it! Jiraiya said angrily, if ordinary children would not dare to say anything in front of adults at this time, but Naruto has liked pranks since he was a child, and he is experienced in fighting adults, and he is not afraid of Jiraiya's pretending fierce face at all.

"Who are you!" Naruto said dismissively.

I'm angry, this is the feeling of Jiraiya at this time. He really wanted to teach the kid in front of him a hard lesson, but he soon calmed down, and it was not his style to see like a bear child. What's more, he was discovered peeping, and he unconsciously felt a little wrong.

He decided to make a name for himself!

I saw that he channeled a toad the size of a grinding plate, and with a wave of his big hand, the chakra gushed out to create the effect of the red coat being stirred and fluttering by the wind. Then he waved his arms and posed in a few poses that he thought were handsome, and the forehead guard with oil letters written on his forehead shone brightly.

Zilai also said word by word: "I am exact, known as the Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal!"

He also changed his posture a few times while speaking.

Naruto didn't feel the aura that this person had carefully created at all, he stared at his eyes and was silent for a while, and finally spoke under the expectant gaze of Jiraiya: "What a toad immortal, it's just a lustful immortal!"

"What!" Jiraiya was furious: "You are slandering! I'm obviously just taking materials. Do you know the books I wrote? It's called Intimacy Paradise! I am the author of that book! ”

"Intimacy in heaven?" Is that the book that Kakashi-sensei has been holding in his hand? Is it the kind of thing that is actually written in it? Naruto continued to disdain, "Hmph! Isn't it just the little yellow book? I've seen a lot! ”

Otherwise, how could Naruto create the ultimate transformation technique of the Brilliant Temptation Technique.

"Boy! How dare you slander me again and again! Get your name in! I'm going to leave you a whole corpse! Zilai also threatened again, and he didn't believe that he couldn't cure this little ghost today. If you really can't do it, go to his parents, and you will definitely treat him obediently.

"If you don't change your name, you can't change your surname! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, the man who will become the Hokage in the future! Naruto held his head high, and every time he said something like this, he had to subconsciously straighten up, with seriousness and pride.

"Vortex?" It is also in place.

If there is no mistake, Uzumaki will get rid of his and Kushina's children, and Konoha is afraid that there will be no second person to inherit the surname. Jiraiya suddenly lost his anger, he wanted to go to his own disciple, if it wasn't for the death of the Nine-Tails Rebellion, at this time Konoha would probably be even stronger and more brilliant.

Today's Konoha doesn't even have a candidate to inherit the position of the fifth generation Hokage.

He couldn't speak, he couldn't think of anything to say. In the face of this child, complex memories keep churning in my heart, they are already so old, and they are already a forbearance...

At this moment, Naruto's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at the person behind Jiraiya and shouted, "Yuzo, why are you here!" Look! I've caught a voyeur! Let's send him to the police station together! ”

Konoha's security station is an institution dedicated to dealing with ordinary civilians, and all kinds of crimes are big enough to kill and rob people, small to petty theft, as long as ordinary people are sent to this institution. Its staff is basically Konoha ninjas who are old or disabled and cannot continue to fight on the front line.

Yuzo has actually confirmed that Naruto's front is Jiraiya, although it is only the back, but all the details are in line with the characteristics of that mad ghost Jiraiya.

Send the self over too? I'm afraid that the group of ninja uncles who have taken a back seat to contribute to Konoha will want to drop you under the Hokage Rock and expose you to the sun for three days and three nights.

"Oh, what's his name?" Yuzo asked, pretending not to know.

“⊙∀⊙! Oh? What's his name? Naruto scratched his head and recalled, and after a while, he said with a look on his almost crazy face: "He seems to say what his name is Jiraiya or something, and he also claims to be the Toad Immortal of Myoki Mountain, by the way, and that kind of intimate heaven is also written by him!"

"Jiraiya? The one of the three ninjas? Yuzo put his doubtful gaze on Jiraiya, and at this moment, his acting skills exploded, as if he really didn't know the true identity of the person in front of him.

"So who is it? What are the three ninjas? Naruto asked suspiciously.

Jiraiya first smiled proudly at Yuzang: "Yes, I am the handsome and stylish, mighty and domineering Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal, one of the three ninjas of the crazy ghost Jiraiya!"

This time, Zilai also said his name very well, except for the fact that he was the author of the Little Yellow Book.

Yuzo put on a serious face and said respectfully to Jiraiya: "It turned out to be you, the predecessor is a model figure for all the ninjas in Konoha, and I am honored to be able to meet a real person!"

With a look on his face, Jiraiya turned his head to look at Naruto: "You have to learn from your friend, as a ninja, you don't even know who I am!"

At this time, Zilai also got rid of those emotions in his memories and returned to his usual personality.

"What, I don't care who you are! I'm going to tell the big sisters inside that there's a voyeur outside! Naruto didn't buy it at all, he opened his mouth to shout.

At this time, Jirai couldn't maintain his mastery demeanor, and if he really let Naruto shout out, he would have to be chased to death. What's more, after a period of time, the women's hot spring will definitely be more prepared, and it will be much more difficult to collect materials at that time.

"Okay, okay! What do you say? Jiraiya gave up, he was going to bribe Naruto.

"Then invite me and Yuzo to eat Ichiraku ramen!" Naruto smiled triumphantly, and didn't forget to pull Yuzo to enjoy the benefits together...

"Okay, you can eat as much as you want!" Jiraku reluctantly said that Ichiraku Ramen was a drop in the bucket compared to the cost of going out to drink, and he thought that Naruto would propose to eat a high-end barbecue meal or something.

A group of three people walked in the direction of Uncle Yile's shop.

Along the way, Naruto kept asking Yuzo what mission he had gone through in the shadows, and then he talked about his killing in the Shinobi exam or something, which made Yuzo speechless. If you want to defeat a tooth, forget it, I've seen the battle between Airo and Xiao Li, and Naruto dares to brag like this...