"The cow won the first set of the 2017 Australian Open men's singles final with a perfect ace, and temporarily led natto 1:0 in this world-renowned ball battle!"

With the excited commentary of the commentator on the TV, Pansic, who had been highly nervous for almost an hour, finally breathed a sigh of relief. You know, as a backbone milk powder (the self-proclaimed name of cow fans) for more than ten years, how much he hopes that cows can win this grand slam, especially the opponent is still a lifelong enemy, the king of red clay natto.

Cow and Natto are arguably two of the greatest stars in the history of men's tennis, and although neither has retired, it seems that the status of the top two in history is no longer disputed. The two happened to be rivals of the same era, and they dominated the tennis world together for nearly a decade, and were known as the big four in men's tennis along with Deyo and Shui Lei.

You know, this Grand Slam final is, in a sense, the best competition in history. The cows now have 17 Grand Slams in hand, ranking first all-time. Natto won 14, tied for second place with Sang Tianwang. Once natto wins, and then wins the next best French Open, the gap between the two will be narrowed to one, which is a picture that milk powder does not want to see anyway.

Although it is extremely hoped that the cows can win the game, but in view of the somewhat miserable record of the cows against natto, the most confident milk powder does not dare to say that it is absolutely certain that the cows will win. Even thinking about the six Grand Slam finals that I lost to natto before, everyone seemed a little lacking in confidence.

Pansiqi was even more so, when he learned that the cow's final opponent was natto again, he wanted to give up watching the live broadcast at one point. He had been disappointed too many times in the previous races, but his love for cows made him reluctant to give up this race, in case a miracle happened.

It seems that his prayers worked, and the cow actually performed unusually bravely in the first set, and the SLR that was originally hit by Natto suddenly became super strong, and repeatedly played direct winning points, making Natto helpless. So, after some entanglement, the cow won the first set 6:4.

"Cows are getting older! It seems that there is drama in this game! Pansy wiped his already sweaty palms.

After each set of a tennis match, there will be a two-minute break for the audience to take a bathroom break and the TV station will take the time to broadcast commercials. At this time, Pansich, who was overly nervous and frantically drinking water, hurriedly rushed to the bathroom, ready to put a large handful of water.

It may be that if you hold it for too long, the pressure in your bladder will increase, and the urge to urinate will burst out. Pansiqi made a few strides to the bathroom and rushed to the toilet. Unexpectedly, there was a puddle of water on the ground for some reason, and he didn't stand firm on his feet, and his body suddenly lost his balance. Because he was walking too quickly, the fall was terrible, and the forward momentum slammed his head into the toilet. With a thud, Pansiqi's head made intimate contact with the toilet seat. A huge pain instantly filled his body, and for a while, he actually fainted.

"Hey, fool, wake up!" A particularly strange voice appeared in his head. The sound is not loud, but it is very clear, but the tone is a little strange, not like what ordinary people can make, but like the voice of a robot in a movie.

"Hey, you idiot, wake up quickly, or we'll go!" The voice reappeared.

After a while, seeing that Pansiqi did not respond, the owner of the voice was a little anxious.

"Forget it, it looks like I won't wake up for a while. For the sake of him solving our big problems, let's give him some benefits. I have lived in his house for so long, and I don't see anything he particularly wants, but he is still so interested in tennis, and he thinks about watching tennis games all day long. In this way, since I like it so much, I will play it myself. ”

A few seconds later, a ball of light flew out of the toilet tank and drifted into Pansichie's head.

"Alright, it's over, it's finally time to go home! Hahahaha。。。。。 Then the toilet tank glowed like a golden glow like day, and the stinger couldn't open his eyes. But in an instant, the light disappeared and the bathroom was back to its original state.

"Oops, it hurts me!" Pansic touched the egg-sized lump on his forehead and sat on the ground wailing.

This fall actually made him faint, and I don't know how long it took to wake up. Fortunately, it shouldn't be a big deal, except for a headache on my forehead, nothing else hurt. It's just quite embarrassing that in the process of fainting, because the bladder sphincter lost the restraint of the brain, the bladder became its own master and opened the gate on its own to release water. Pansic can be regarded as feeling the pee of pants that he has not had since kindergarten.

Seeing himself soaked in a large pile of urine, Pansic wanted to die. Holding back the pain and nausea, he quickly got up from the ground, stripped naked, turned up the shower to the maximum, and washed himself up and down.

"It seems that the water on the bathroom floor will have to be wiped clean at any time in the future, and I don't want to fly with and urine next time." Pansiqi put on clean clothes and walked out of the bathroom. He hurried back to the TV to see if the War of the Century was over.

"With Natto winning the set on his serve with four straight balls, this battle of the century really came to the fifth set of the deciding set as expected, what a suffocating match!" The voice of the commentator on the TV became more and more excited, and it felt like the emotions had been completely mobilized by the wonderful game.

"Damn, I actually played three sets in this fall, and it looks like I've fainted for at least two hours." Remembering how long she had been soaking in her urine, Pansic couldn't help but feel a chill.

"was actually dragged to the fifth set by natto, and the title of cow nemesis is really not in vain. After all, the cows are six years older and do not have a physical advantage, so it seems that the situation is not good. Analyzing the current situation, Pansiqi couldn't help but worry about the cows.

"Alright, audience friends, let's go back to the 2017 Australian Open men's singles final. Now the match is in the deciding set, with the cow serving first。。。。。 ”

After a short two-minute break, the cow came out of the shadow of the fourth-set loss, and his confident expression seemed to declare his determination to the old opponent opposite.

With a crisp sound, the yellow tennis ball smashed into Natto's tee area like a cannonball. After touching the ground, the tennis ball didn't seem to slow down at all, and flew towards the backcourt. Because of this extremely difficult service angle, Natto stretched his body to the extreme, and the racket still couldn't reach the ball, so he could only watch the tennis ball fly away from his feet.

"Ace ball! With a speed of up to 210 kilometers per hour, Natto can only look at the ball and sigh. It seems that as soon as the cow came up, it gave natto a dismount! The commentator's excited voice came out again, and the audience also applauded for a long time for this wonderful serve.

"Huh, what's going on? This ball is not very fast, and the angle is not particularly large, so why can't natto catch it? Pansic looked at the TV with a confused expression, as if he couldn't understand what had just happened. In his eyes, the cow just served a fairly average serve, and it stands to reason that it should not be able to pose any threat to natto, which has super strong serving ability, but natto didn't even touch the ball.

"Maybe natto is a little tired, maybe my body can't keep up." gave an explanation that he felt reasonable, and he no longer bothered about this problem.

In the second minute, the cow made a mistake and made a second serve. It was a serve that startled Pancic, not too fast, but too slow. For a professional tennis player, male players can generally reach more than 200 kilometers on the first serve, and at least 170 or 180 kilometers on the second serve. But the second serve of the cow is simply a fight with the female player, and it is even the worse serve of the female player. To give him the feeling that this serve is less than a hundred kilometers per hour. This shouldn't be at the level of a cow at all.

Sure enough, Natto took the serve back with relative ease and sent the ball deep into the cow's left bottom line. The cow also had a predetermined line for the incoming ball, and waited there early, and a single-lens reflex straight line returned a fast straight ball. However, after all, natto is known for his perverted pace, and this level of change of line cannot pose a threat to him.

I saw that natto's legs were like hot wheels, and he quickly came to his backhand position, and actually forcibly dodged, and pulled out a signature natto-style topspin with his strong left hand. This ball is a trick for natto to deal with cows, first suppress the cow's backhand, and then find an opportunity to dodge the forehand and pull the topspin, which is simply a hundred tests on the cow.

Sure enough, the ball was deep and spinning, and with a whirlwind it swooped into the gaps in the cow's forehand.

"Damn, I didn't get this ball cow, didn't I! Is this still the king of the ball that I have admired for more than ten years? "For this round, Pansiqi really couldn't understand. In his eyes, the cow sent a weak second shot, and after natto returned the ball, the cow returned a fairly beautiful straight line, and then natto dodged and pulled the top spin with his forehand. But this topspin ball is not fast, and the spin is not particularly strong, not to mention a player of the level of a cow, even if he is in this situation, he is confident that he can return a straight line, just in time to sneak up on natto to score.

"Great! Natto really still used the most effective trick against cows, I believe that not only cows, but other players should have nothing to do about the powerful topspin of milk beans, after all, this is his unique skill! The narrator excitedly praised natto.

"Come on, what bullshit commentary, it's not at all level." Pan Xiqi couldn't help but roll his eyes, unable to complain.

In the next game, the players on both sides still competed with each other, both of them played their level to the extreme, and many of the magic balls also made the audience around the world fascinated, which is really worthy of the pinnacle duel between the two kings who have dominated the tennis world for more than ten years. The commentator even came to the conclusion that this unfinished match will go down in the history of tennis.

However, for Pansizi, the fifth set turned out to be their worst since he watched. Stupid mistakes, weak returns, monotonous lines, it's just useless. And those few god balls cheered by the audience were just a few highlights, far from magical.

However, it is gratifying that the cow overcame his demons at the last moment and showed unprecedented courage to win his fifth Australian Open men's singles title 6:3 in three consecutive games, and also his 18th Grand Slam men's singles title, further consolidating his position as the first person in history.

"Hahahahaha! Long live my cow! It's ugly, but winning is king! Pansiqi was very excited, watching his idol lift the long-lost Grand Slam trophy again, as if he had won it.

"If only I could win a tennis Grand Slam!"

"Hey, if I can win the Grand Slam, humans can be faster than the speed of light... With a foolish smile, Pansy fell asleep contentedly.