Chapter 155: "Biting"
Qin Lan glared at Xia Yu fiercely, and her eyes rolled to the sky.
"You think beautifully! Wait for me, I'll go change my pants......"
Xia Yu's side hasn't started yet, Chen Xiaoxue's side has already divided the winner and loser, in the first game, Chen Xiaoxue's landlord won, I saw her smile straight, took out her eyebrow pencil, and hooked her fingers at Yang Qingqing and Soho, "Choose yourself, do you want me to draw turtles?" Or will I ask you questions? ”
"Honestly, you ask!" Yang Qingqing and Soho glanced at each other and said, both chose to tell the truth.
"Okay, have you ever seen a movie that starts with A?"
Yang Qingqing was suddenly embarrassed by Soho, Xia Yu was still on the side, why did Chen Xiaoxue ask such an embarrassing question directly?
Xia Yu suddenly groaned and said, "You guys are playing so big?"
Chen Xiaoxue ignored Xia Yu, but urged the two girls: "Answer quickly......"
So both girls blushed and nodded slightly.
Especially Soho, whose face was red and was dripping blood.
"Come on, come on, come on......" Chen Xiaoxue continued to smile.
……
Qin Lan came out, but the nightdress was not changed, but a pair of denim hot pants were added to her legs, and then she sat directly opposite Xia Yu on her knees, looked at Xia Yu and He Xiaoyi, Qin Lan said: "Let's start, deal cards......"
The first one, drawn to Qin Lan's landlord, she didn't want to, she didn't want it directly, Xia Yu was speechless, since no one wanted it, then take it yourself, after all, her cards are so good.
Directly picked up the landlord, Xia Yu then laughed hehehehe
"Play cards, play cards, and if you laugh again, you will be fouled!" He Xiaoyi suddenly glared at Xia Yu, "Play the cards!" ”
Xia Yu: "Yes San'er!"
Qin Lan: "Yes Si'er!"
He Xiaoyi: "...... to Q"
Xia Yu smiled slightly: "Don't ...... Let you go! ”
He Xiaoyi grinned, and then threw out a 4.
Xia Yu laughed: "Haha...... 5! ”
Qin Lan then debuted: "A 6!"
Xia Yu: "Wang Bang!"
"Do you want to afford it?" Xia Yu said with a smile, "The plane~ I'm done...... You two lose, put your face over, I'm going to draw a turtle! ”
……
At the tip of He Xiaoyi's nose, she tapped it hard with an eyebrow pencil, just like a black mole the size of a red bean on her face, Xia Yu then smiled very exaggeratedly, and leaned back.
Qin Lan also took out her mobile phone and took a picture of her face, then gritted her teeth and glared at Xia Yu.
"Haha, don't stare at it, the more you stare at it, the funnier it gets......"
He Xiaoyi couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.
"You're laughing at me too? You're no better than me......" Qin Lan suddenly glanced at He Xiaoyi.
"It's all this bastard, keep coming, I want revenge!"
"Want revenge? Dream, I used to play cards with female classmates, and whoever loses can draw a turtle anywhere on another person, and guess what happened? Xia Yu said with a smile.
He Xiaoyi and Qin Lan were stunned, painting turtles anywhere? Playing so big?
"What happened?" He Xiaoyi pretended to ask casually, in fact, she didn't have to worry much in her heart, if she could offer such conditions, presumably Xia Yu and his female classmate had a very good relationship? Could it be Xia Yu's first girlfriend?
"Then I won one night!" Xia Yu said confidently.
"That'...... You're on her...... Did you draw a turtle? Painted on her body which ...... Place? Qin Lan blushed and asked.
"How skilled I am at drawing, that night, I drew more than 300 turtles on her arms! I was stunned that the marker strokes ran out of water......"
"Poof! Ahem......"
Chen Xiaoxue almost choked on a cold mouthful.
He Xiaoyi and Qin Lan also rolled their eyes at Xia Yu, "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend!" ”
……
The second, or Xia Yu landlord, but this time there is no such a good card, call the police a 2, have no chance to go out, helpless, Xia Yu had to accept the punishment.
Qin Lan and He Xiaoyi chose to tell the truth, and each asked a question.
Qin Lan: "Who did the first kiss give?"
He Xiaoyi: "Who was my first love?" What is your name? Crushes are also counted as ......"
Xia Yu was very simple, "I haven't been in love, the first kiss is still there!" I kissed my mom, so I don't think that......"
He Xiaoyi smiled, "I don't believe it, what proof do you take?" ”
"How do you prove this?"
"Okay, okay, trust you for now...... Keep coming ......."
……
Playing until midnight, the six of them all have big flower faces, Xia Yu He Xiaoyi Qin Lan This group is okay, Xia Yu is just painting turtles and symbols, too private questions he is embarrassed to ask.
In addition to the faces, arms, and even the soles of the feet, the two women have been painted with unique marks by Xia Yu, in Xia Yu's words, I have already stamped you, and from today on, you are my people......
Chen Xiaoxue was playing more crazy over there, asking any questions, and saying everything without concern about privacy, Xia Yu heard almost everything. There is also Chen Xiaoxue who is too dirty, and she lifts Yang Qingqing and Soho's clothes at every turn, she said that if she wants to paint, she will draw on her chest and thighs, which makes Xia Yu often absent-minded, and her afterglow always glances at them.
However, the most painful thing is Xia Yu, Qin Lan and He Xiaoyi obviously collude well, and they play scoundrels at every turn, and later they are even more blatant, the two sit side by side directly, and they can see the cards in each other's hands, Xia Yu has been a landlord all night, unless the cards are particularly good, everything else is basically lost.
The final result of He Xiaoyi and Qin Lan was to ask Xia Yu how many times he had urinated on the bed, such as the first time he had a spring dream, who was the woman in the dream, etc., which made Xia Yu lose his privacy at all......
"Ahh......h Sleepy...... Sleep......" He Xiaoyi yawned and then said.
"Uh-huh, don't play! I'll clean up tomorrow, and we'll go back to the room, innocent little virgin...... Good night......" Qin Lan joked with Xia Yu unscrupulously, causing several women to laugh at Xia Yu again.
Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said, "What's wrong with this world?" If you keep yourself clean, you will be despised......"
"Are you clean? You don't have a chance to make the bad good, if you have, you will definitely run faster than Zhu Bajie sees Chang'e......" Chen Xiaoxue pouted.
"I don't want to talk to some rotten girl who watched a movie at the age of thirteen!" Xia Yu suddenly pouted and said, this heavy information was what he occasionally heard when he was playing cards just now, and it was Yang Qingqing's sincere words to Chen Xiaoxue.
"You...... I'll bite you to death! Chen Xiaoxue suddenly pounced, opened her teeth and danced her claws, and pressed Xia Yu on the blanket, while she lay directly on Xia Yu's chest, gesturing to bite his neck!
"Don't make trouble...... He Xiaoyi suddenly came out to pull the fight, and then said with an evil expression: "Xiaoxue, don't just say "bite" at every turn...... You try to take the word "bite" apart and read ......"
"I'm ...... for this wave of cars" Yang Qingqing made a fist gesture to He Xiaoyi!
"It turns out that Xiaoyi is much dirtier than Xiaoxue...... Oops, shame ......," Soho said, covering her face.
Qin Lan: "......"
Xia Yu was also at a loss, the woman was dirty, and there was really nothing wrong with the man......
(End of chapter)