Chapter 1724 Hey, you want to take a bath
"Don't...... Hahaha......"
Dong Zhuo shouted, his voice was unusually sad and indignant, but halfway through it, it suddenly changed its taste, turning into a crazy laugh, and the laughter was full of mockery!
That's right, it's the sound of ridicule, the unusually harsh mockery, which makes people feel uncomfortable and very unhappy when they hear it.
"Hahaha...... Laugh at me, hahaha...... I'm laughing to death! ”
Dong Zhuo laughed so much that tears came out, and he pointed at Kong Yan and couldn't make a sound.
Kong Yan was stupid by Dong Zhuo's laughter, and then looked at Dong Zhuo stupidly and said: "Dong Zhuo, what do you mean, I'm going to blow myself up, are you laughing like this?" ”
Dong Zhuo still laughed when he heard Kong Yan's words, and he couldn't support it.
Kong Yan trembled with anger at this time, and pointed at Dong Zhuo and said, "You will regret it, Lao Tzu will blow himself up now, so that you will not get anything!" ”
Kong Yan was angry, pointed at Dong Zhuo, angry, followed by the aura of his whole body, ready to detonate his dantian at once, and then die a hundred, without the humiliation of Dong Zhuo's ridicule.
Thinking of this, Kong Yan had already detonated his dantian, according to Kong Yan's expectations, as long as the dantian was detonated, the dantian would explode immediately, and he would also be directly blown into ashes by this explosion, so that Dong Zhuo would not get a trace of meat.
But the reality was not as Kong Yan expected, when Kong Yan was about to detonate his dantian, he was dumbfounded.
What is called dumb fire, that is, when Kong Yan spent a long time preparing to blow up his dantian, he suddenly found that his dantian was out of control and could not be detonated, which was very devastating.
Kong Yan found that he couldn't detonate his dantian, and his whole person suddenly became bad, and his face became extremely ugly.
Dong Zhuo looked at Kong Yan like this, and even smiled and leaned back and pointed at Kong Yan and laughed: "Hahaha...... Big fool, you blew yourself up, you blew yourself up! ”
Dong Zhuo's laughter shook the sky, unspeakably harsh, Kong Yan's face was simply sad and angry at this time, one was green, one was red, it seemed that he wanted to go up and strangle Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo kept looking at Kong Yan at this time, and when he saw Kong Yan showing such an expression on his face, the corners of his mouth turned up and said: "Aren't you very angry, isn't you very angry, but what's the use, a certain family blocked your dantian at the moment of the explosion just now, you don't even have the possibility of blowing yourself up and begging for death now, a certain family came to ask for your skin, how can a certain family let you blow yourself up successfully." Hahaha......"
Dong Zhuo continued to mock Kong Yan mercilessly, Kong Yan's whole face turned white at this time, ahh
Dong Zhuo looked at Kong Yan with a sad and indignant face, restrained the smile on his face and said, "Okay, don't struggle, haven't you given up at this point?" ”
Kong Yan listened to Dong Zhuo's words and stopped struggling unnecessarily, Kong Yan is a zombie king and has his own dignity, so he will not admit defeat when he knows that he has lost.
It's not that Kong Yan can't afford to lose, although Kong Yan has been struggling just now and doesn't want to lose, but if it really comes to the time when he can't lose, Kong Yan is also calm.
Kong Yan looked at Dong Zhuo at this time, and a calm smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Okay, I admit defeat!" ”
Kong Yan smiled very indifferently, Dong Zhuo saw Kong Yan's indifference, but looked at Kong Yan with some surprise and said, "You, can you still laugh at this time?" ”
"Why can't I laugh?"
Kong Yan looked at Dong Zhuo and asked rhetorically.
Dong Zhuo frowned and said, "You're going to die soon, you know?" ”
Kong Yan listened to Dong Zhuo's words and said lightly: "I know, but so what, if you want to die, can't you laugh?" ”
"You ......"
This time it was Dong Zhuo's turn to be unhappy, originally Dong Zhuo thought that Kong Zhuo would be decadent when he knew that he would definitely die, but who would have thought that Kong Zhuo was not only not decadent, frightened, and panicked, but had an indifferent face, which made Dong Zhuo very unhappy.
It's like if you finally took the trouble to get an achievement and defeated your opponent, only to find that your opponent didn't care about this achievement, then your satisfaction will be reduced a lot in an instant.
Dong Zhuo looked at Kong Yan unwillingly and said, "Kong Yan, are you really not afraid, not afraid, not afraid of being obliterated consciousness and occupying your body?" ”
Kong Yan was stunned for a moment when he heard Dong Zhuo's question, then looked up at Dong Zhuo and said, "I'm afraid." ”
"Then why are you so calm?"
Dong Zhuo looked at Kong Yan and said, Kong Yan shrugged his shoulders when he heard this: "The reason is very simple, even if I kneel down and beg you now, you can't spare me, since you can't spare me at all, why should I grovel, can my fear still let me live?" ”
After Kong Yan said this, he looked at Dong Zhuo with a smile, Dong Zhuo listened to Kong Yan's words, and suddenly found that what Kong Yan said made sense, even if Kong Yan knelt down and begged for mercy, it was impossible to spare him, but if he didn't kneel and beg for mercy, his satisfaction would not be completely satisfied, which was very embarrassing.
Kong Yan looked at Dong Zhuo and said with a smile: "Dong Zhuo, the Buddha said: Fearless of life and death, you have to be at ease, I have seen it, you should do it, just do it, I will not resist anymore, my body will be given to you!" ”
Dong Zhuo shook his head helplessly after hearing Kong Yan's words, I don't know why although he agreed to Kong Yan, he was still unhappy in his heart, and there was nothing he could do if he was unhappy, Dong Zhuo could only shake his head and said, "You can see it!" ”
Dong Zhuo spoke, looked at Kong Yan, stretched out his arm, and just wanted to make a move, Kong Yan suddenly said, "Hey! ”
"Yes." Dong Zhuo listened to Kong Yan's words, looked at Kong Yan, and didn't know what Kong Yan was about to say.
At this time, Kong Yan said: "Let me tell you something, my body is very clean, after you occupy it, you have to take a shower every three days on average, and it must not exceed three days." ”
"I wipe ......"
Dong Zhuo couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth when he heard Kong Yan's words, do I look so unclean?
Dong Zhuo glared at Kong Yan helplessly and shouted, "Lao Tzu takes a bath once a day." ”
"Uh...... Then why do you look so dark, you can't wash it in vain! ”
"Grass, you have to take care of it!"
Dong Zhuo scolded angrily, Kong Yan shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, you continue!" ”
Hearing this, Dong Zhuo stretched out his hand again, ready to make a move to wipe out Kong Yan's consciousness, but at this moment, Kong Yan spoke again.
"Stop, stop!"
"What are you doing?"
"Don't worry, let me tell you, I'm slender, suitable for wearing suits, handsome, you occupy my body, don't wear the robe on your body, ugly!"
Kong Yan pointed to the robe on Dong Zhuo's body and said.
Dong Zhuo scolded angrily when he heard this: "Grass, Lao Tzu wears a robe, and if you want to take care of it, won't it take your body?" Grind and chirp, shut up! ”
Kong Yan shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, the body is given to you, how do you like it, dress like a fool when the time comes, don't say I didn't remind you." ”
After saying this, Kong Yan turned his head to the side aggrievedly, he was really kind and didn't repay it, so angry!